The Nazi plot
Aug 23 2006
Dear Comrades.
For the first 8 months of this year I have been tought by a Maths teacher that is evil and back wards. He teachers us a the imperial systm. And another thing I hate english so must that in lessons I just sit back on my shair and read some communist books and talk about commusim with the my fellow comrades. We have been spying on this fat teahcer right called Mr Watts who is around oh I say 54 to 60. WE have just found out that he is a member of the local Nazi party branch. This branch has a code name called "Old people's home". We have also seen that he has been doing some odd thngs. We think that he is a Nazi beccause he hates us and gives us maths tests and gives us also some suspensions. He might be giveing them to us because we set his car on fire and killed his cat but that does not matter.He helps out in the cess club that just proves that he is a Nazi and wants to take over the school , than the school , than Warwick than the world. Fellow Communists , comrades and other we must unite and stop this evil maths teacher before he does thsi. He is so evil and inhuman that he teaches us mahts. WHta kind of person would do that. Any way I got more problems with my english calss since I failed it lase year in grade 7. So comrades what do you think I and my comrades should do.
From
Peter
Watson.
Aug 23 2006
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redfored wrote:
For the first 8 months of this year I have been tought by a Maths teacher that is evil and back wards. He teachers us a the imperial systm.
The imperial system is of course evil and anti-communist, but let us not forget the imperialist origins of the metric system. We should not let anyone impose a system of measurements and weights upon us, we shold be free of these bourgeoisie impositions.
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And another thing I hate english so
This is nationalism pure and simple comrade, also your poor level of English is obscuring your valuable message.
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We have been spying on this fat teahcer right called Mr Watts who is around oh I say 54 to 60.
Do not call him fat, while fat people are offensive in both moral and aesthetic terms we must not forget that it is only because of the imposition of the metric system. If there were no such thing as inches there would be no such thing as a 40 inch waist.
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WE have just found out that he is a member of the local Nazi party branch. This branch has a code name called "Old people's home".
Perhaps a real old people's home has been infiltrated y nazis, rather than attack the entire old people's home you should try to enter it and retak control, operating an inside and against position until you have succeeded.
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So comrades what do you think I and my comrades should do.
Continue to study communism comrade.
Aug 23 2006
#3
Yes ia m we have seen him dress as a nazi.
Aug 23 2006
#4
redfored wrote:
For the first 8 months of this year I have been tought by a Maths teacher that is evil and back wards. He teachers us a the imperial systm....
We have also seen that he has been doing some odd thngs. We think that he is a Nazi beccause he hates us and gives us maths tests and gives us also some suspensions. He might be giveing them to us because we set his car on fire and killed his cat but that does not matter.
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Any way I got more problems with my english calss since I failed it lase year in grade 7.
This stuff is comedy gold dust -- I'm taking notes!
Aug 23 2006
#5
After the revolution I propose we change the name of the imperial system to the anti-imperial system. It gets a bad rap just coz of its name, but counting in factors of 10 shits all over 12.
Aug 23 2006
#6
If this is true and not bizarre troll bait you maybe want to think twice about posting things like this:
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He might be giveing them to us because we set his car on fire and killed his cat but that does not matter.
Not just for your own safety if you're breaking the law but also to protect this site from being attacked or shut down in the way that flag.blackened or indymedia have been.
Seriously, don't admit to illegal stuff online.
Aug 23 2006
#7
Admins - maybe worth binning the thread, if that's possible.
Aug 23 2006
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I didn't kill his cat or set his car on fire. Why would I do that. Its illgal. Come on.
Aug 23 2006
#9
Also, after the revolution 'red' will no longer mean stop; it will mean 'go'. Although it'll be called 'Advance!'.
In fairness to our green anarchist comrades, green will also mean 'go'. However, obviously the technology that makes traffic lights go green will come pre-sabotaged.
'Stop' will be indicated by red as well, and be called 'Consolidate Existing Gains!'.
There will be many deaths, but it will be worth it.
Aug 23 2006
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Why would I do that.
Why would you think someone was a Nazi for giving you maths tests?
Aug 23 2006
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redfored wrote:
I didn't kill his cat or set his car on fire. Why would I do that. Its illgal. Come on.
"...we set his car on fire and killed his cat..."
As ticking_fool said, this could cause problems for libcom -- even if it isn't true.
Aug 23 2006
#12
ticking_fool wrote:
Why would you think someone was a Nazi for giving you maths tests?
Perhaps they studied the geometry of Swastikas?
Aug 23 2006
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I didn't kill his cat or set his car on fire. Why would I do that. Its illgal. Come on.
This statement is far to coherent compared to his other stuff for me to not think he is a provocateur.
Aug 24 2006
#14
Ha why isn't wany one debating this. This thing about Mr Watts is linked with New Communsim.
What the fuck? Are you serious?