I'm making my mom breakfast in bed for dinner for Mother's Day. I'm making her bacon egg and cheese. I live in a very Jewish area (knowing allot of Jews makes it hard to take Nazis seriously), allot of stores are closed on Pasover. I was worried that the PORK store where I was going to buy BACON would be closed.
May 10 2014 18:52
May 10 2014 21:20
the croydonian anarchist wrote:
wtf
Seconded.
May 10 2014 21:22
iexist wrote:
I'm making my mom breakfast in bed for dinner for Mother's Day. I'm making her bacon egg and cheese. I live in a very Jewish area (knowing allot of Jews makes it hard to take Nazis seriously), allot of stores are closed on Pasover. I was worried that the PORK store where I was going to buy BACON would be closed.
Or is this post of the year so far?
May 10 2014 21:55
I thought a pork store would be closed for the Sabath
May 10 2014 23:43
You've got a pork store in your neighborhood?
Pork Mart?
May 10 2014 23:57
Swiss Pork Store
May 10 2014 23:59
It's a family owned place, a local institution. Has all kinds of German/Swiss stuff u can't get anywhere else. It serves our large Russian/German immigrant population.
May 11 2014 00:08
Jesus, is it Mother's day already?!
Well, if nothing else iexist, my own mother will appreciate this thread when she opens up her inbox tomorrow morning.
May 11 2014 00:22
How do u know her email?
May 11 2014 01:45
iexist wrote:
How do u know her email?
Miss read never mind
May 11 2014 05:39
The Pork Store? Lol! You crazy Americans! I've heard that you have a cut of meat called 'pork butt'. Is this true?
May 11 2014 07:55
This Miss Read works at the pork store?
May 11 2014 09:08
The pork store called...
May 11 2014 11:47
Who's on first?
May 11 2014 12:54
Webby wrote:
The Pork Store? Lol! You crazy Americans! I've heard that you have a cut of meat called 'pork butt'. Is this true?
Hilariously, that cut is also called "Boston Butt". Sadly, its not actually the butt.
Also, this. Which may or may not be pig butt.
May 11 2014 14:13
This is quite the thread isn't it?
May 11 2014 15:01
snipfool wrote:
The pork store called...
The pork store? But that pork store burned down 10 years ago, on this very night.
May 11 2014 15:33
Is this the thread where you write something random, because nothing here makes any sense? Who is Miss Read? And how does everyone know about this pork store?
May 11 2014 21:36
I thought chili was going to send an email to my mom. So I asked him how he had her email. Then I realized I'd misread what he wrote. But misspelled it as miss read. The Swiss Pork Store is a local butcher that sells European meat, and other imports. It's run by a family of German immigrants.
I thought store that a PORK store would be closed for the Sabbath.
May 11 2014 20:08
Soapy wrote:
snipfool wrote:
The pork store called...The pork store? But that pork store burned down 10 years ago, on this very night.
I don't get it
May 12 2014 15:36
Who the hell is this semiliterate anti-Semitic fart?
May 12 2014 16:09
Agent of the Fifth International wrote:
And how does everyone know about this pork store?
I thought you'd know- you're their all time best seller!
May 12 2014 19:29
This thread has opened my mind in unexpected ways. I think it all boils down to three simple words.
"THE PORK STORE"
It is as if my mind is greased just reflecting upon those words.
May 12 2014 22:41
I thought a store called the pork store would be closed for Sabbath. It's funny because a pork store is in no way kosher.
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