This could be Webby/Noah's last post

Submitted by Noah Fence on August 14, 2016

So, I've been called in to hospital for a liver transplant. The chances are in my favour but I'm very sick so you never know.
If things go well I'll be back soon with a large supply of sarcasm and stupity. If I don't return, thank you all for transforming my view of anarchism as well as outing up with me and giving me a right old laugh. I've met some great comrades in person too which has been beautiful. Thanks again and FUCK CAPITALISM!!!

fingers malone

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by fingers malone on August 14, 2016

Christ, good luck Webby!! Hope it all goes well, will be thinking of you mate.

Chilli Sauce

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Chilli Sauce on August 14, 2016

Fuck man, best of luck and solidarity! We'll be thinking about ya.

cactus9

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by cactus9 on August 14, 2016

Get well soon.

Gulai Polye

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Gulai Polye on August 14, 2016

Good luck to you

Khawaga

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Khawaga on August 14, 2016

Dang, I hope it all goes well Noah. All the best.

radicalgraffiti

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by radicalgraffiti on August 14, 2016

good luck! :)

Auld-bod

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Auld-bod on August 14, 2016

Noah, I hope everything goes well. It has been a real pleasure and I look forward to more inimitable posts from you. Best wishes.

Serge Forward

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Serge Forward on August 14, 2016

Aye, best of luck fella.

S. Artesian

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by S. Artesian on August 14, 2016

With you, Noah, with you. Make it back. And please down vote me during your recovery. .

Black Badger

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Black Badger on August 14, 2016

Wishing you a full and speedy recovery

Craftwork

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Craftwork on August 14, 2016

Good luck! Remember to get those NHS staff radicalised, yeah.

Fleur

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Fleur on August 14, 2016

Fingers crossed! Hope everything goes well and the new liver is top notch! Get well soon x

potrokin

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by potrokin on August 14, 2016

Best wishes comrade.

The Pigeon

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by The Pigeon on August 14, 2016

Oh man, that's heavy business, I know you'll kick that liver transplant's ass though.

petey

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by petey on August 14, 2016

(s9meth8ng weird 8s going on with my posting. brb.)

petey

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by petey on August 14, 2016

Noah Fence

If things go well I'll be back soon with a large supply of sarcasm and stupity.

yes please bring back the stupity :D

100% success to you. when you're out come back here and we'll nurse you back to anticapitalist health.

Tyrion

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Tyrion on August 14, 2016

Good luck, Noah!

Cooked

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Cooked on August 14, 2016

Good luck! Your chances are better with a transplant than without I'm sure considering the stories you've told. Rest up and I'm sure we'll all have a reason to downvote you soon!

Hieronymous

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Hieronymous on August 15, 2016

Recover quickly and come back here soon.

Tarwater

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Tarwater on August 15, 2016

Good luck, speedy recovery and all that.

Noah Fence

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on August 15, 2016

Joke

Did you hear the one about the sick anarchist who after not eating or drinking for 15 hours, having numerous tests, scans etc, having 2 cannulas fitted and being gowned up ready to leave for the theatre was suddenly approached by a surgeon saying 'we're sorry Noah, but the donor liver isn't up to scratch'. No? Well you have now.
A real side splitter that one, eh?

On the plus side S.Artesian got his requested down vote and the Noah/Mrs Noah team handled the whole thing like a pair of bosses!

Auld-bod

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Auld-bod on August 15, 2016

Bloody hell man. And I thought having to return to the dentist tomorrow was bad luck. I admire your fortitude. Hope they can sort you out very soon.

Spikymike

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Spikymike on August 15, 2016

Aye lad keep strong!

Entdinglichung

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Entdinglichung on August 15, 2016

good luck, be wrong, be strong!

Steven.

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Steven. on August 15, 2016

Hey, glad to hear you're okay but sorry about the lack of transplant that really sucks

boozemonarchy

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by boozemonarchy on August 15, 2016

Ugh, sorry for the false start! Thinking of you!

Alf

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Alf on August 15, 2016

sorry to hear about your travails. Insist on the best quality liver

fnbrilll

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by fnbrilll on August 15, 2016

All the best

2 W

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by 2 W on August 15, 2016

Good luck mate !!

Khawaga

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Khawaga on August 15, 2016

I call Hannibal on your surgeon, Noah!

But seriously, sorry to hear about the false match.

Noah Fence

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on August 15, 2016

Thanks for all your messages. It was a good experience in a way. My girlfriends selfless caring is a wonderful thing to feel and I feel extremely grateful for it.

An Affirming Flame

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by An Affirming Flame on August 15, 2016

Good luck with the next one Noah! Hope they match you again soon.

petey

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by petey on August 15, 2016

Noah Fence

A real side splitter that one, eh?

so to speak :D ('cause they're, like, going into your side ...)

so what makes for a not-up-to-scratch liver?

jesuithitsquad

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by jesuithitsquad on August 17, 2016

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

Noah Fence

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on August 17, 2016

jesuithitsquad

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

S. Artesian

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by S. Artesian on August 17, 2016

Noah Fence

jesuithitsquad

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

The would qualify as revolutionary biological warfare

Red Marriott

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Red Marriott on August 17, 2016

Good luck, hope it gets sorted soon.

Noah Fence

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on August 17, 2016

petey

Noah Fence

A real side splitter that one, eh?

so to speak :D ('cause they're, like, going into your side ...)

so what makes for a not-up-to-scratch liver?

Sorry, missed your question. The answer is a multitude of things, one of the most likely(I think) is damage caused when removing it from the donor. It's a very complicated six hour operation to remove so obviously damage can occur and deterioration is happening from the first minute. They are very secretive about the donor liver though and will only say that the op isn't worth the risk for the potential upside with the organ in question.

petey

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by petey on August 17, 2016

Noah Fence

jesuithitsquad

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

when you're done with those you can use these:

http://iheartguts.com/products/large-liver

Noah Fence

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on August 18, 2016

Oh my God! I'm saved! DOCTOR!!! Put one of those in me right now!
Imagine what a nice guy I'd become.

Best Libcom post ever!!!

jojo

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by jojo on August 18, 2016

Best wishes for a full recovery Mr. Nice Guy!

freemind

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by freemind on August 18, 2016

We are all thinking of you comrade ❤️

Battlescarred

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by Battlescarred on August 18, 2016

Just back from Germany. Best wishes and good luck, comrade!

petey

7 years 7 months ago

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Submitted by petey on August 18, 2016

Noah Fence

Oh my God! I'm saved! DOCTOR!!! Put one of those in me right now!
Imagine what a nice guy I'd become.

Best Libcom post ever!!!

how i heard about that site: my best bud's wife donated a kidney to a childhood friend two years ago (thereby saving that person's life).* so for xmas the husband and daughters bought mom ... yes ... a new kidney.

*communism

Noah Fence

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on September 10, 2016

Good news everyone. I managed to get out and play a gig on September 2nd which was great. The best thing was though that I met the wife of our lighting guy who generously shared her knowledge with me. So it turns out that if I use a combination of visualisation and cosmic ordering I could immediately restore my liver to full health. Fantastic eh? Now I considered asking her if while I was at it would she like me to order her a new set of fucking teeth but I'm far too much of a gentleman for that. Anyway, I tried it and it worked. I'm fully cured! Praise be to the universe!!! Nah, not really, I've been bedridden ever since and am back in hospital on Monday for the purpose of providing the docs their sordid pleasure as they find ever weirder and more painful ways to violate my person
The gig was great though.

https://soundcloud.com/annalogic-recordings/acid-allstars-live-part-1

syndicalist

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by syndicalist on September 10, 2016

Hope all goes well. Chin up!

Chilli Sauce

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Chilli Sauce on September 10, 2016

Noah, obviously now, cosmic re-ordering isn't going to work - who'd believe that old sack of hooey!

But if you're serious about getting better, could I recommend Vortex Healing? It's endorsed by Merlin himself:

In 753 B.C., a man living in what is now England, who was close to enlightenment, received the gift of VortexHealing as a Divine revelation from Mehindra. Mehindra presented himself as ‘Merlin’, a name chosen because it was the closest word vibrationally (in the language of that area) to the quality of Magical Transformation.

I mean, it's the closest word vibrationally, what more do you need to know?

S. Artesian

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by S. Artesian on September 11, 2016

Visualization is so 20th century. Leeches, that's the modern way. Leeches.

Noah Fence

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on September 11, 2016

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

Chilli Sauce

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Chilli Sauce on September 11, 2016

That is a slightly different kind of vortex healing, isn't it? ;-)

Chilli Sauce

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Chilli Sauce on September 11, 2016

Also:

Noah Fence

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on September 11, 2016

Comrade, I am deeply shocked, yet somehow a little excited.

petey

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by petey on September 11, 2016

you people and your strange spiritualist stuff. just pray to cosmas and damian like any reasonable person. here you see them transplanting a leg.

angels for paramedics, how can you go wrong?

Noah Fence

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on September 11, 2016

petey

you people and your strange spiritualist stuff. just pray to cosmas and damian like any reasonable person. here you see them transplanting a leg.

angels for paramedics, how can you go wrong?

Good to see some common sense, I mean, where do you other guys get off making light of my health condition?

S. Artesian

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by S. Artesian on September 11, 2016

Right-- angels, that's the ticket. Is there a co-pay?

petey

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by petey on September 11, 2016

S. Artesian

Right-- angels, that's the ticket. Is there a co-pay?

no, c & d were communists

Accepting no payment for their services led to them being named Anarguroi (Ανάργυροι, "Unmercenaries")

S. Artesian

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by S. Artesian on September 11, 2016

Thank you

factvalue

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by factvalue on September 11, 2016

Noah Fence

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

Well I hope you're being responsible. As it says in the handbook 'vibrators capable of lifting and moving a subject at moderate magnitudes may also have the capability of imparting severe motions when incorrectly adjusted or when an excessive signal is sent to the system. Where necessary, electronic circuits should be used to stop the vibrator if either the instantaneous command signal or the vibrator motion (acceleration, velocity or displacement) exceed predetermined safety limits.'

Noah Fence

7 years 6 months ago

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Submitted by Noah Fence on September 11, 2016

factvalue

Noah Fence

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

Well I hope you're being responsible. As it says in the handbook 'vibrators capable of lifting and moving a subject at moderate magnitudes may also have the capability of imparting severe motions when incorrectly adjusted or when an excessive signal is sent to the system. Where necessary, electronic circuits should be used to stop the vibrator if either the instantaneous command signal or the vibrator motion (acceleration, velocity or displacement) exceed predetermined safety limits.'

Don't worry, if it gets too much I just clench!