dispatch from secret commie hell

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Mar 4 2014 02:50
dispatch from secret commie hell

State Of The Mission:

It appears I have to be a secret communist, and go to three days of unpaid training, before starting paid work for a telemarketing company, which fundraises for nonprofits and various shitshows associated with the Democratic Party. Because they're extracting twelve hours of unpaid time for me I figure I have to work there for at least a month to make it worth it, remaining a secret communist while being bombarded with, and repeating, liberal propaganda. Notably, the political organizations contracting fundraising through this company, while paying us eight dollars an hour, argue that they want to raise minimum wage to twelve dollars an hour, and frequently deploy this as a selling point.

This is not the generic cultural liberalism of ordinary people who I often sympathize with, this is the liberalism of highly-organized politicians who steal people's ability to speak of their own conditions, by using the rhetoric of actual social conflicts and antagonisms to promote themselves in a spectacular pseudo-battle. Playing up income disparities, healthcare access, immigration status - all the things that people actually struggle with - to secure their place as gatekeepers while organizing the repression of all independent collective action from Oakland to Wisconsin, a dynamic that appears perhaps most insidiously in the form of gun-control.
FUCK YOU, ARM THE UNDERCLASS.

I gained this employment through one of my downstairs housemates who is also working there. She, in turn, got her job through another woman working there who is the partner of a man I partly blame for the loss of my last actually-okay job at a local burger place where my coworkers were nice to me and I got decent pay plus tips.

I am pretty sure I would rather just work for regular capitalists than do this creepy class-collaborationist shit, but I need to take what I can get right now. Plus, my housemate told me that they mostly let you pick your own (four-hour) shifts, it's hard to get fired, and sometimes you can get bumped up to ten or twelve dollars an hour.

Comrades:

If we reach Critical Peak Liberal, commence carpet bombing. Do not attempt airlift, do not attempt reconnaissance. I will accept my fate as part of the greater containment strategy.

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Mar 4 2014 03:15

armillaria,

Happy you got some work, also, you're not class-collaborating. Actually sounds like you've got the makings of some really good prole non-fiction.

We reached Critical Peak Liberal sometime ago. Unfortunately, rather than carpet bombing, the vote went for a meme campaign. embarrassed So far, its proved quite entertaining, though largely ineffective.

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Mar 4 2014 12:25

I'm for some gun control, back round checks and shit.

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Mar 4 2014 19:09

"any questions about the script? how to answer different objections from the people you call?"
"what should we say if the people we call point out that there is absolutely no correlation between people having psychiatric diagnoses and people committing violent crimes?"
"um..."

Note to self:
YOUR MASK IS SLIPPING, OPERATIVE. FIX IT.

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Mar 5 2014 00:17

I enjoyed this post a great deal. (edit: I mean the style of your writing was entertaining, not engaging in schadenfreude at the job)

I hope it goes well for you (but don't be too good at your job!)

Please keep us posted.

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Mar 5 2014 15:49

if you arm the underclass we will kill each other a lot quicker than we kill bosses etc in the current situation and low level of class struggle. at the moment, gun control is sensible imo

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Mar 5 2014 23:05

Yeah, it would be great if you wanted a write-up a proper account of work there, the hypocrisy of it all and everything. Would be great for http://libcom.org/tags/work-life

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Mar 10 2014 05:25

if you can infiltrate into the higher echelons of the Party bring some communist truth serum with you and expose the Blue Rulers true motives to the proletarian masses comrade . and if you need to depart all of a sudden for some reason bring some floss