Radio Solidarity Show from the WSM- Dublin community radio station NEAR 90.3FM.

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Bobby wrote:
are you serious?

okay, time to fess up - me and my ex had two pet rats, lovely animals, never brought them on the bus/tram/train though. Pet rats are sound, they do not jump on yer ballix and bark at ye, resulting in a lot of spilt drink and fuckin up yer chances of copping off with a hot Greek anarchist.

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Bobby wrote:
Anyway, could the admins put this thread somewhere else.

Actually could it stay...I wanna hear more travel stories involving Bobby, gash and scary animals.

It does make me chuckle when people kinda seize up when a dog bowls over to check 'em out...especially in Mexico when they'd not think twice of a coked up 16 year old soldier casually swinging his AK around while trying to read their ID.

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Once on the bus I got chatting (well he started to chatting to me) with some fucked guy who had a massive ass dog with him. Starts telling me how he spent a stretch of seven down Belmarsh for robbing a Securicor van and how he liked a bit of the ol' white and weren't one of them closet smokers, he does it on the bus like. His dog was called Sid Vicious and was the most placid mother I ever saw. Everyone was more scared of the dog than him though cos it kinda paced up and down the bus looking for attention, when he was talking some crazyass shit....yeah this should go in Libcommunity really. Or maybe my blog.

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Bobby wrote:
are you serious?

okay, time to fess up - me and my ex had two pet rats, lovely animals, never brought them on the bus/tram/train though. Pet rats are sound, they do not jump on yer ballix and bark at ye, resulting in a lot of spilt drink and fuckin up yer chances of copping off with a hot Greek anarchist.

One thing about greek women is that they are very proud of showing the fact that they dont have hairy arm pits....

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Alan wrote:
Bobby wrote:
Anyway, could the admins put this thread somewhere else.

Actually could it stay...I wanna hear more travel stories involving Bobby, gash and scary animals.

It does make me chuckle when people kinda seize up when a dog bowls over to check 'em out...especially in Mexico when they'd not think twice of a coked up 16 year old soldier casually swinging his AK around while trying to read their ID.

Too much said already and only the tip of the iceberg.
I do have a sneaking admiration of anarchists in Belgrade though. they are lovely people.......

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Jesus, save your horrifically tragic travel stories for the next issue of your per-zine. Going somewhere then talking to a girl doesn't hold up, a further push is required.

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weeler wrote:
Jesus, save your horrifically tragic travel stories for the next issue of your per-zine. Going somewhere then talking to a girl doesn't hold up, a further push is required.

Thanks but no thanks- I need need any of our woeful advice especially from what I hear about failed pulls in Belfast

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wtf are you on about?

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weeler, I strongly recommend that you should fly off to Belgrade for the weekend.

Highlights

Cheap booze and gorgeous stylish women- even in comparison with polish(boul watch this space)
The lethal cocktail of floating river nightclubs with pole dancers
Daring to mention Albanians but them 'nasty' serb nationalists still offering the finest spirits and being called king.
Train conductors that got pissed-one unsuccessfully trying to cop with some woman who I happened to like.
Bombed out buildings but no burnt our american embassy.
A visit to to tito's grave for a piss

A scruffy cop breathing the smoke of a cigar into my face who looked as if he was only out of bed.

Thats enough for now- Im weary of the the Serbian Bakunin reading this....

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This thread is amazing.

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any chance of splitting the discussion on Bobbys opinions to another thread?

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That post by bobby was on par with classic alan.

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Some discipline please comrades.

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Jack wrote:
That post by bobby was on par with classic alan.

Which one?

Why haven't mods split this yet? I mean seriously, it's the most ridiculous thread ever.

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Before the taliban wades in with allegations of 'sexism'.

I would like to point out that firstly my girlfriend is evidently aware of my exploits abroad and secondly their is nothing wrong in admiring women- one only has to ask boul the womanizer. In fact my girlfriend's friend reckons 'boul is one sexy guy'. Not to bad for his age....

One last story for the road...

During my travels in Budapest in Hungary I was nearly robbed and abducted by two fine looking women.

During one eventful evening I was making my way to some pub. During my walk I encountered two fine looking women who asked me in some foreign language 'did I know where some nighclub was'.

Naturally I answered 'I didnt understand'

Being a gentlemen and Irish I started to chat, introduce ourselves blah, blah. They asked me would I like to join them. How could I refuse two fine looking women as I thought I was getting my first orgy...

As we made our way about a hundred yards with me laying on the charm and them with the good english we went to a nearby fancy pub.

They soon opened the menu and asked me would I like to order some Vodka staright off. Me being a prol thought it was too expensive(didnt have the money) and wanted beer. They continued to insist but I soon realised their real intentions in front of the waiter.

They basically told me to fuck off and I was about to leave anyway.

They came out 5 mins later and I gave them dogs abuse, after some rum. I was sitting waiting for them after in a nearby pub

They had wanted me to buy them drink and then feck off and leave me with the bill. Or get me so drunk and then rob my small possessions

This was later confirmed to me after finding some underground nightclub with a bad reputation about the city hours later. I got loads of free beer in this one too just for being Irish!

Apparantly some yanks got robbed too including some fat scottish fella. He probably desearved if for thinking he could kop off with two women half his age.

The rest is all history.....

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Boulcolonialboy wrote:
wtf is the problem with pet rats? Pugs and Chihuahuas are much more offensive and disgusting but you don't have people chucked of trams for carrying them around with them.

Don't be a daft oul punk, rats are fucking disgusting and dogs are fucking kick ass.

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Boulcolonialboy wrote:
wtf is the problem with pet rats? Pugs and Chihuahuas are much more offensive and disgusting but you don't have people chucked of trams for carrying them around with them.

Don't be a daft oul punk, rats are fucking disgusting and dogs are fucking kick ass.

Pet rats are not disgusting, I also want to know who Bobby's girlfriends mate is wink

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Bobby wrote:
Before the taliban wades in with allegations of 'sexism'.

I would like to point out that firstly my girlfriend is evidently aware of my exploits abroad and secondly their is nothing wrong in admiring women- one only has to ask boul the womanizer. In fact my girlfriend's friend reckons 'boul is one sexy guy'. Not to bad for his age....

One last story for the road...

During my travels in Budapest in Hungary I was nearly robbed and abducted by two fine looking women.

During one eventful evening I was making my way to some pub. During my walk I encountered two fine looking women who asked me in some foreign language 'did I know where some nighclub was'.

Naturally I answered 'I didnt understand'

Being a gentlemen and Irish I started to chat, introduce ourselves blah, blah. They asked me would I like to join them. How could I refuse two fine looking women as I thought I was getting my first orgy...

As we made our way about a hundred yards with me laying on the charm and them with the good english we went to a nearby fancy pub.

They soon opened the menu and asked me would I like to order some Vodka staright off. Me being a prol thought it was too expensive(didnt have the money) and wanted beer. They continued to insist but I soon realised their real intentions in front of the waiter.

They basically told me to fuck off and I was about to leave anyway.

They came out 5 mins later and I gave them dogs abuse, after some rum. I was sitting waiting for them after in a nearby pub

They had wanted me to buy them drink and then feck off and leave me with the bill. Or get me so drunk and then rob my small possessions

This was later confirmed to me after finding some underground nightclub with a bad reputation about the city hours later. I got loads of free beer in this one too just for being Irish!

Apparantly some yanks got robbed too including some fat scottish fella. He probably desearved if for thinking he could kop off with two women half his age.

The rest is all history.....

tl;dr

meets women

go for drink

they want expensive vodka

he leaves

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Some dude took me and my ex-flatmate out drinking once and ordered us the most expensive bottles of Cuban rum in the VIP section of a club that was open till 9am. Don't think he wanted to fuck me, I picked someone up and he didn't seem to mind. In fact, he wanted to buy us hookers...

...then a couple months later he goes to jail for using "counterfeit money".

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Boulcolonialboy wrote:
Pet rats are not disgusting

There's no such thing as a "pet rat", only people with a rat problem who don't know it yet.

Rats are disgusting vermin that spread disease and piss over everything they encounter.

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Boul is essentially still a punk.

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A pet rat:

another pet rat:

Vermin rats:

And yes, essentially I am still a punk, so?

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They all look like vermin to me.

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I was once engaging in cunnilingus when I felt something brush against my foot. I looked down and it was a pet rat. Needless to say I was horrified and had the girl kicked off the tram at the next stop.

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Fuck off Bobby, rats are awesome.

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whats this place coming to with more rat lovers

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grin

We're all middle class trustafarians, Bobby. wink

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Bobby has a degree, I don't, therefore he is middle class.

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I don't see much different with having a rat for a pet than having a mouse. If you want a rodent though hamsters are much more fun as long as you don't let them get fat.

Having your pet rat /on your shoulder on the bus is a sign of being deranged or in really wanting some attention. Either way shouldn't be encouraged.

Bobby, I think that's a pretty old trick, when I was there they even had a jokey sign up in the hostel warning people about it.

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having a degree has nothing to with rats.