56 stars on your face anyone?
Jun 19 2009 15:16
cos that's what some belgian girl got when she fell asleep
look at the MONSTER that did it
and his handywork
Jun 19 2009 15:22
#2
tbf, how and why the fuck would you fall asleep getting a tattoo. idiot.
Jun 19 2009 15:27
#3
Looks alright.
Jun 19 2009 15:32
#4
No, it looks like she has the plague.
Jun 19 2009 15:46
#5
I can't believe not one sub at the Mail came up with "starred for life". What a terrible waste of an amazing pun.
I knew the puntastic Daily Star wouldn't let me down
Jun 19 2009 15:47
#6
Choccy wrote:
I like how her 'SEXY' buckle is in the process of falling off in that picture.
Jun 19 2009 16:05
#7
it's almost as if it's saying 'you were quite fit until you had a medieval disease tattooed on your face'
Jun 19 2009 16:14
#8
She looks liek fuckign TREE MAN now
well, ok, she's better looking than Tree Man, but still, good excuse to post TREE MAN
Jun 19 2009 16:15
#9
ok so she doesn't actually look at all like Tree Man
Jun 19 2009 16:15
#10
FUN FACT: people who get face tattoos whilst awake are complete fuckwits.
Jun 19 2009 16:19
#11
yeah but people who actually manage to fall asleep whilst someone is tattooing their face is a bigger fuckwit. i mean she almost deserves it.
ps. TREEMAN
Jun 19 2009 16:35
#12
Jun 19 2009 16:37
#13
weeler wrote:
asking for it
pray tell, what is she asking for?
Jun 19 2009 16:37
#14
Refused wrote:
hahaha
Jun 19 2009 16:46
#15
Hahaha. Starface, I like it.
Not even red and black ones though! 
Jun 19 2009 16:59
#16
I actually feel bad for treeman. 
Jun 19 2009 17:19
#17
Tree Man's story is really fucking depressing.
His village basically stopped him from getting treatment because he wa sa successful freakshow, and the Indonesian government wouldn't allow US scientists to take samples cos the government wanted the patent on any possible cure 
Basically capitalism's profit-motive and private ownership have FUCKED Tree Man :(
Jun 19 2009 17:29
#18
The tattoo artist was just trying to make a girl frankenstein monster like him, so he wouldn't be alone, poor guy.
Jun 19 2009 20:46
#19
Vlad336 wrote:
I actually feel bad for treeman.
Yeah to anyone that thinks his condition is funny or something to poke fun at they can fuck off to stormfront.
Jun 19 2009 22:08
#20
I saw this in the paper as well, very funny. Metro quoted a local psychologist saying "she is depressed because she think she looks like a circus freak, and she does."
Jun 19 2009 22:15
#21
Hahahahahaha
Jun 19 2009 23:42
#22
Choccy wrote:
Tree Man's story is really fucking depressing.
His village basically stopped him from getting treatment because he wa sa successful freakshow, and the Indonesian government wouldn't allow US scientists to take samples cos the government wanted the patent on any possible cure
Basically capitalism's profit-motive and private ownership have FUCKED Tree Man
Last I heard they had worked out that he had some kind of genetic predispostion to a form of herpes and that with basic medication they'd doen a massive amount to improve his life. Fuck I hate people.
ps the girl is obviously lying, The guy should nto have done all those tats but she blatantly freaked out after. I'd put both of them in the salt mines.
Jun 20 2009 00:15
#23
Fucking hell. getting tattooed anywhere from the elbows down, anything that cant be covered by a t-shirt is an acceptance that your life will be different in terms of job prospects, the assumptions others will make about you, what pubs you'll be turned away from...
Who teh fuck goes for a nap in the middle of getting that done?
Jun 20 2009 23:45
#24
Jenni wrote:
tbf, how and why the fuck would you trust a guy who looks like that to give you a tattoo. idiot.
Jun 21 2009 00:42
#25
That man effectively looks like this:
Jun 21 2009 09:07
#26
tbh i'm shocked you're all parrotting a clearly anti-immigrant daily mail story.
although the guy is actually a gargoyle, obv.
Jun 21 2009 09:43
#27
Fucking white girls and their sense of entitlement to not having mental faces.
Jun 21 2009 10:30
#28
sum-one wrote:
you actually counted 56 of them. fair play.
Jun 23 2009 12:29
#29
Turns out she was full of shit and pretended she didn't ask for them when her dad called her a hideous, subhuman fuckwit. I bet nobody saw that coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 23 2009 12:31
#30
well obviously that was the case, it's impossible to fall asleep getting your face tattooed
asking for it