Abortion by Choccy 5 mins ago
Feb 18 2009 18:49
I like the way the main page shortens thread titles and throws up stuff like this.
Cops are cantdocartwheels is another good one 
Feb 18 2009 19:37
#2
Choccy wrote:
I have never administered an abortion, let's get that clear for a start
a- I have never purchased gin
b- I use my coathangers for clothes only
I heard you make a lovely cup of herbal tea 
Feb 18 2009 20:11
#3
and run your girlfriend nice hot baths.
Feb 18 2009 20:17
#4
And push her down stair cases
Feb 18 2009 20:34
#5
He sticks effervescent vit-c tabs up his fanny though.
Feb 18 2009 20:56
#6
WTF is this 'perform your own abortion' shit? Gin and coathanger is the choice of many a back-street doctor, not your unscientific herbal tea nonsense!1!!1!
Feb 18 2009 21:00
#7
Choccy wrote:
WTF is this 'perform your own abortion' shit? Gin and coathanger is the choice of many a back-street doctor, not your unscientific herbal tea nonsense!1!!1!
professional pride?
I'm glad you put your money where your mouth is. I'd like to shake you by the hand sir. As long as you've washed the baby bits off it.
Feb 18 2009 22:01
#8
I once went out with a girl who "needed an abortion" - so I just kept hiding places in the house and jumping out with a mask on until I shocked the little bugger into miscarriage.
Feb 19 2009 06:21
#9
weeler wrote:
I once went out with a girl who "needed an abortion" - so I just kept hiding places in the house and jumping out with a mask on until I shocked the little bugger into miscarriage.
That's kind of fucking creepy...
Hey I have a question for you British folks.
So the Irish can't get abortions, right? So, like, can't they just come to England and get them?
Feb 19 2009 06:23
#10
Yep, many irish women do go to England for abortions.
Feb 19 2009 06:25
#11
stop posting thunk...no one likes it when you post.
Feb 19 2009 06:29
#12
fuck up, Thunk is alright
Feb 19 2009 16:17
#13
Thunk wrote:
weeler wrote:
I once went out with a girl who "needed an abortion" - so I just kept hiding places in the house and jumping out with a mask on until I shocked the little bugger into miscarriage.That's kind of fucking creepy...
Hey I have a question for you British folks.
So the Irish can't get abortions, right? So, like, can't they just come to England and get them?
they can and do, but there are many more who can't afford it. you can't get one on the NHS if you come over from ireland and private abortions start at about £600.
Feb 19 2009 19:13
#14
Choccy wrote:
fuck up, Thunk is alright
I fucking love British English.
"Fuck up" lol. We say "fuck off". Although we use "fuck up" as a noun, as in like, one who keeps screwing up at life...
Feb 19 2009 19:23
#15
Thunk wrote:
Choccy wrote:
fuck up, Thunk is alrightI fucking love British English.
"Fuck up" lol. We say "fuck off". Although we use "fuck up" as a noun, as in like, one who keeps screwing up at life...
It means shut the fuck up, not fuck off.
Feb 19 2009 19:31
#16
jef costello wrote:
Thunk wrote:
Choccy wrote:
fuck up, Thunk is alrightI fucking love British English.
"Fuck up" lol. We say "fuck off". Although we use "fuck up" as a noun, as in like, one who keeps screwing up at life...
It means shut the fuck up, not fuck off.
Ahh. Either way, new to me.
Feb 19 2009 23:36
#17
And it can also mean "fuck up" as you are used to it thunk. And choccy speaks Northern Irish English not British English
Feb 19 2009 23:51
#18
Fuck up, is the best most agressive northern irish saying. It is awesome.
Feb 21 2009 00:08
#19
Do men need cantdocartwheels
Feb 23 2009 00:23
#20
Who's these fuckin wankers saying british english.
FUCK EVERY ENGLISH PERSON EVER
(except a few)
Feb 23 2009 10:22
#21
I think I have a little bit of British in me. It comes with being (ethnically) Indian. Dirty colonist bastards
Feb 23 2009 13:38
#22
I see Choccy has made the old mistake of equating British with English. Which means he's obviously a taig
With weeler on "fuck up".
Feb 23 2009 18:04
#23
ps this is the way ALL ENGLISHES talk:
rah rah rah i say tally-ho fancy a bit of shooting what-what
where did Jeeves get to?
how frightful
how delightful!
Especially all of libcom english.
Feb 24 2009 00:09
#24
Quote:
How to Be a jef costello
worst thread ever.
Feb 24 2009 15:53
#25
Turns out I'm a baby murderer, or so I was told today by anti-abortion protesters as I passed. Seems they didn't like it when I asked how many black babies they have adopted. I liked it how they passed by the "Jesus loves you" suggestion and went immediately to me killing the innocent little babies.
Feb 24 2009 16:02
#26
Fuck up, baby-murderer!
Feb 24 2009 18:46
#27
the babies (parasites?) get what they deserve.
Feb 24 2009 19:06
#28
We've all seen what happens if they're allowed to live; they grow up and post videos of street fights on youtube. So I say, kill, kill, kill!
Mar 11 2009 18:06
#29
'The failed Black Badger' and my new favourite, 'Let's talk weeler'.
Mar 11 2009 20:58
#30
jef costello wrote:
my new favourite, 'Let's talk weeler'.
If I had a nervous breakdown for every time I have heard that one, oh wait...
I have never administered an abortion, let's get that clear for a start
a- I have never purchased gin
b- I use my coathangers for clothes only