Is this acceptable?
May 22 2009 16:21
Here, I know, why dont you snake into the queue in front of me in the shop, buy a scratchcard, scratch it while youre standing there, win £2 on it, then ask the checkout girl to process it while you stand there, and give you two more scratchcards, then stand there and scratch them both as well, not win anything, then buy cigs and pay with a £20 note, causing same checkout girl to have to go off somewhere to get change.
Meanwhile, I am standing behind you trying to buy a pint of milk and get back to the house to see ER before the adverts finish.
There has to be some suitable punishment for this shit.
May 22 2009 17:16
#2
Jack wrote:
I thought this thread was going to be about me being a piece of shit.
Do you think Plane Stupid sabotaged you?
Either way, no Hog Burger for you.
May 22 2009 17:10
#3
Even though under communism we won't need currency there'll no doubt be really annoying fussy cunts in queues at the food distribution centres who'll dick around changing their minds and be all 'ooh I forgot toothpaste, gimme a sec'
NO YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, BACK OF THE FUCKING QUEUE
Also anyone who asks awkward questions to checkout assistants (cos we'd still have them just to register stock levels, not accept money) it'll be like 'yeah come this way and we'll try to answer your query' ... 'just come to this room here' and SHAZAAM they are NEVER seen again.
May 22 2009 17:31
#4
Quote:
cos we'd still have them just to register stock levels, not accept money
obv we'd have electronic goods dispensers where you press the relevant button like a big vending machine, say the 'milk' or 'flip flops size 5' button and a robot arm retrieves what you want from the store and gives it to you and records how much of everything is taken. when you think about it there will literally be like 5 jobs left that actually require people.
not that flip flops will be allowed in communism.
May 22 2009 18:12
#5
I can't see them being THAT automated but it's entirely possible.
Even still, you'd have arses fucking about with the controls 'ooh do i want red shoes or blue'
*BANG!* 'no shoes for you, time waster'.
May 22 2009 18:34
#6
couldn't we just put RFID tags on everything and have a RFID reader at the exit to the distribution centre?
May 22 2009 20:11
#7
According to Section 15, Article 9 of the Anarchist Code of Ethics, a piece of shit like the one you describe above can be dealt with in several, equally acceptable, ways:
Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss
Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you
May 22 2009 21:18
#8
hmmmm...what?
May 22 2009 23:41
#9
Jenni wrote:
Quote:
cos we'd still have them just to register stock levels, not accept moneyobv we'd have electronic goods dispensers where you press the relevant button like a big vending machine, say the 'milk' or 'flip flops size 5' button and a robot arm retrieves what you want from the store and gives it to you and records how much of everything is taken. when you think about it there will literally be like 5 jobs left that actually require people.
not that flip flops will be allowed in communism.
They have shops like this in France.They're rubbish.
They had a pizza place in one town set up to pretend that it was a vending machine shop front as well, that was bizare.
May 22 2009 23:43
#10
WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG IS ON YA BRAIN!
May 23 2009 00:34
#11
I saw Ghostface Killah the other day and it was fucking sweeeeet. The Carling Academy is a piece of shit though. What's everyone thinking about music venues after the revolution? At least if there's no money I won't be charged £20 for entry, £7.10 for two beers, and get kicked out at 11.30 when the main act finishes (even tho there's some shitty rock night on afterwards that i don't even want to go to anyway. but i've spent £20 just coming in here so let me fucking stay).
Although if there's no entry free, all the drunk city centre bastards will just end up wandering in and it'll get full before I get there. We'll end up having to make every venue huge and then suddenly every show sucks. This is bullshit.
May 23 2009 02:55
#12
Choccy wrote:
WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG IS ON YA BRAIN!
That guy was lucky I aint buck wild wit da trigga.
May 23 2009 11:15
#13
Bob Savage wrote:
Although if there's no entry free, all the drunk city centre bastards will just end up wandering in and it'll get full before I get there. We'll end up having to make every venue huge and then suddenly every show sucks. This is bullshit.
Bob, given the amount of people who will be executed or put in gulags after the revolution, it's safe to say gigs will never be 'too full up' especially as most people who go to gigs will be arrested.
May 23 2009 13:09
#14
Bob raises a relevant concern.
As we know anarchy means you can start some shit if people disagree with you, so if you want to go see a gig and there's no room left, come back with a few buddies and just let freedom ring all over those motherfuckers who stole your seats 's faces. That is the only truly democratic way.
May 23 2009 14:12
#15
How you deal with this depends on whether you use majority or consensus voting.
If you use majority voting you all go to a bigger venue and vote out whoever is already there. If you use consensus then you'll have to kill the people already there before you have the vote.
May 24 2009 07:52
#16
which won't be a probem, because under communism each will have their own suppy of nerve gas 'according to need' 
I thought this thread was going to be about me being a piece of shit.