Amusing things people have googled to get to libcom

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
Submitted by Steven. on 13 June, 2007 - 11:36.

cassie from skins - we're 4th in google for that. 14 people came to the site googling that

noisy eaters - we're 5th

justin lee collins - this page is on page 2, ha ha:
http://libcom.org/profile/profile_dislikes/Justin+Lee+Collins

fucking your cousin - though i'm not going to google that here to see how high up we are

12 people googled james woolley

haha 8 people came after googling "the strokes new album" - this page is about 8 in google:
http://libcom.org/profile/profile_dislikes/The+Strokes'+new+album

7 for talcum powder hair - thanks jess
http://libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/if-i-put-talcum-powder-in-my-hair-will-it-make-my-hair-look-white

that's enough for now. It's weird I get libcom pages a few times when I google random things like "jeremy from peep show" and stuff. Anyone else?

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xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10741 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 11:39

libcom is the no.1 result when you search for "xconorx"!
plus there's shitloads more results for other people on messageboards called xconorx - I thought I was the only one!!! The other xconorxs are frauds!

rkn
Posts: 7651 Joined: 17-07-06 Location: London
13 June, 2007 - 11:39

libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/banging-your-cousin we are 5th cool

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10741 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 11:42
rkn wrote:
libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/banging-your-cousin we are 5th cool

thanks to me!

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8522 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
13 June, 2007 - 11:43
rkn wrote:
libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/banging-your-cousin we are 5th cool

we need to redesign the site header with room for a rotating tagline. 'the world's number 5 resource for cousin-banging' could be one grin

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6378 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
13 June, 2007 - 11:44
xConorx wrote:
rkn wrote:
libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/banging-your-cousin we are 5th cool

thanks to me!

I'm not even going to ask. eek

*steps away slowly*

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8522 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
13 June, 2007 - 11:45

you should have murdered him at birth refused

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6378 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
13 June, 2007 - 11:47

To the tardis!

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
13 June, 2007 - 11:48

Number 3 result for "in the face of this attack."

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
13 June, 2007 - 11:51
rkn wrote:
libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/banging-your-cousin we are 5th cool

we also got loads more referrals for "cousin sex" and just about every other combination of words related to cousin shagging you could think of.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6378 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
13 June, 2007 - 11:52
John. wrote:
rkn wrote:
libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/banging-your-cousin we are 5th cool

we also got loads more referrals for "cousin sex" and just about every other combination of words related to cousin shagging you could think of.

Give the people what they want. I bet it was Jack every single time.

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
13 June, 2007 - 12:09

tide and gagged we're #2. Good thing pervs can't spell

5 people came looking for information about scientology cunts

28 people for sean wright phillips - we're #5 in google for him

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8522 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
13 June, 2007 - 12:10
Quote:
28 people for sean wright phillips - we're #5 in google for him

confused

Tacks "in it to win it"
Posts: 4723 Joined: 08-11-05
13 June, 2007 - 13:03

sixth result for 'hetero-bitch'

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7281 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
13 June, 2007 - 13:13
Quote:
Skins and noncing. | libcom.org
Does fancying Cassie from Skins make you a paedo nonce? Does fancying any of the characters from Skins make you a paedo?

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8&q=cassie+from+skins

That looks soooooooo bad.

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7281 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
13 June, 2007 - 13:15

Number 1 result for "Noncing"

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=noncing

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
13 June, 2007 - 13:17

we should google bomb hakim bey's home page for "nonce" or "paedononce"

revol68 ""Identity is a dream pathetic in its absurdity. You dream of being yourself when you've nothing better to do""
Posts: 17788 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 13:19
guydebordisdead wrote:
Quote:
Skins and noncing. | libcom.org
Does fancying Cassie from Skins make you a paedo nonce? Does fancying any of the characters from Skins make you a paedo?

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8&q=cassie+from+skins

That looks soooooooo bad.

It's my thread ffs!

sad

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10741 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 13:24

Libcom ranked no.1 for "science fetish"!

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8522 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
13 June, 2007 - 13:26
Joseph K. wrote:
we need to redesign the site header with room for a rotating tagline. 'the world's number 5 resource for cousin-banging' could be one grin

and of course:

guydebordisdead wrote:
Number 1 result for "Noncing"

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7281 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
13 June, 2007 - 13:34

The site ranks very high in google for loads of stuff actually. Good work.

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
13 June, 2007 - 13:43
guydebordisdead wrote:
The site ranks very high in google for loads of stuff actually. Good work.

Duh, yeah, we know:

guydebordisdead wrote:
Number 1 result for "Noncing"

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=noncing

But actually yeah we have worked hard at this, and it pays off. We get 50-60,000 google referrals a month, many of these to random people who might never have seen an anarchist/leftie website before.

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8522 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
13 June, 2007 - 13:45

... and all they were looking for was kiddie porn!

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
13 June, 2007 - 13:47

Poor paedos. cry

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10741 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 13:50

Maybe they'll realise it's more fun slagging off paedos than actually being one and so libcom will have performed another vital social function!
"Slagging off" probably isn't the correct phrase but I'll leave it for now wink

revol68 ""Identity is a dream pathetic in its absurdity. You dream of being yourself when you've nothing better to do""
Posts: 17788 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 14:01

Slagging off paedo's, like this?

"Don't fancy your's much?"

"Jaysus he'll never pull her in that yellow mac"

"That 7 year old is well out of his league!"

"You couldn't pull in a playground with a pack of DariyLea."

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10741 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
13 June, 2007 - 15:09

Is that the voice of experience?

catch "unpractical[sic] and blinkered"
Posts: 10023 Joined: 07-02-06 Location: London
13 June, 2007 - 20:56

The all time classic, sex text - only a couple hundred people the past month, but I reckon it's tens, if not hundreds of thousands since that interview was posted. Still number one.

We also do well for 'dominatrix' and 'texting jobs'.

History of McDonalds (Workers' Resistance), although we've slipped to page two on google now sad

MJ "tastes like gym socks, orchards and godhead"
Posts: 1892 Joined: 05-01-06 Location: Massachusetts
13 June, 2007 - 21:51

Top hit for:

anarchyist
left commie
muffin-worry
swindicalist

anarchol
Posts: 228 Joined: 22-09-04 Location: Newport, Wales
13 June, 2007 - 22:47

However If you goggle gagged newsletter as well as the suprisingly small amount of perv material you get earthfirst.org.uk, indymedia.org.uk, ainfos.ca, wikipedia.org, link2wales.co.uk, corporatewatch.org, anarkismo.net and others BEFORE libcom.org which turns up late on page 3!

Good thing they don't talk about noncing eh?

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
14 June, 2007 - 14:15

If you google 'cock' libcom is not in the first ten pages of results. angry

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