Any psych. students?
Oct 21 2008
My ex-girlfriend is telling me about the guys she slept with since we broke up and I am getting slightly aroused. Where do I rank on the sicko scale?
[ ] You are bad.
[x] Dirty fucker
Oct 21 2008
#2
You're jealous and displaying a worrying lack of normality.
Oct 21 2008
#3
There's nothing wrong about wanting to sleep with guys.
Oct 21 2008
#4
my ex does that, but i just get indifference. maybe i can get her to do it in a sexy voice.
Oct 21 2008
#5
Yeah, I am jealous... normal? Nah
Oct 21 2008
#6
jef costello wrote:
There's nothing wrong about wanting to sleep with guys.
Keep me out of your fantasies jef
Oct 21 2008
#7
juozokas wrote:
Keep me out of your fantasies jef
I don't have fantasies, I hope to some day though.
Oct 21 2008
#8
I got jealous and used to act indifferent but she saw through it. Now I just kind of go with it and try and wack off when she does it.
Oct 21 2008
#9
jef costello wrote:
juozokas wrote:
Keep me out of your fantasies jefI don't have fantasies, I hope to some day though.
You are living in a material world, and you are a material boy or girl
Oct 21 2008
#10
juozokas wrote:
I got jealous and used to act indifferent but she saw through it. Now I just kind of go with it and try and wack off when she does it.
just a tip: don't catch up on your respective sex lives over a latte in cafe nero
Oct 21 2008
#11
Aye, do it in Starbucks like everyone else.
Oct 21 2008
#12
Joseph K. wrote:
juozokas wrote:
I got jealous and used to act indifferent but she saw through it. Now I just kind of go with it and try and wack off when she does it.just a tip: don't catch up on your respective sex lives over a latte in cafe nero
...especially in Old Compton Street. Sometimes you just don't need the public advice of strangers.
Oct 21 2008
#13
lol i just got a text from my ex about meeting up for coffee. hai if you're reading.
Oct 21 2008
#14
Joe, only 1 thing to do - feign indifference and then go home & beat off
Oct 21 2008
#15
my indifference is genuine, that's why she's my ex 
which is good, as it saves the difficult task of finding wank-friendly coffee shops. good old fashioned british wankers are about the only minority not catered for in this political correctness gone mad country! i'm voting BNP.
Oct 21 2008
#16
I once knew a guy who claimed he had wanked in every place he ever worked
Oct 21 2008
#17
juozokas wrote:
jef costello wrote:
juozokas wrote:
Keep me out of your fantasies jefI don't have fantasies, I hope to some day though.
You are living in a material world, and you are a material boy or girl
I do like that video.
Oct 21 2008
#18
juozokas wrote:
I once knew a guy who claimed he had wanked in every place he ever worked
impressive. if he was a travelling salesman 
Oct 21 2008
#19
juozokas wrote:
I once knew a guy who claimed he had wanked in every place he ever worked
We've all met Jack.
He probably had one earlier over this.
Oct 21 2008
#20
Juozokas you are a dirty bastard
Oct 22 2008
#21
xConorx wrote:
Juozokas you are a dirty bastard ;)
Oct 22 2008
#22
Refused wrote:
You're jealous and displaying a worrying lack of normality.
This one. I've read about this before, although I'm not googling for it. Its normal enough. Your ex shouldnt be telling you about people she fucked though. Its best not discussed, ever. Mine asked me to meet her new b/f last night and I died inside.
Oct 22 2008
#23
Hmm... Or go for the pop psychology angle and interpret this stream of lovers as an attempt to fill your absence.
I've got to agree that it's generally bad manners to discuss your new lovers though; it's either a bit manipulative - and attention-seeking (see above) - or just downright competitive, and I'd like to think that part of my life was relatively immune from that type of behaviour. Eek... That sounds like I'm probably living in denial...
Oct 22 2008
#24
The stream of lovers is obviously an attempt to fill his absence, its his arousal that I can't quite place. Although I still reckon its normal enough. Udo, nobody is immune, nobody, we teach all hearts to break!
Oct 22 2008
#25
weeler wrote:
...its his arousal that I can't quite place. Although I still reckon its normal enough.
It's a threesome by proxy, ain't it?
Oct 22 2008
#26
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
weeler wrote:
...its his arousal that I can't quite place. Although I still reckon its normal enough.It's a threesome by proxy, ain't it?
There's your answer, then: offer her a threesome. In fact, make a point of describing threesomes to her in minute detail. That'll up the ante.
Also, why don't you tell her about girls you're sleeping with? Make up some if you have nothing real going on.
Oct 22 2008
#27
treeofjudas wrote:
There's your answer, then: offer her a threesome. In fact, make a point of describing threesomes to her in minute detail. That'll up the ante.
Creepy as fuck on so many levels. Also you don't threesy with your ex, can of worms.
treeofjudas wrote:
Also, why don't you tell her about girls you're sleeping with? Make up some if you have nothing real going on.
Because thats petty. Best not to stoop to that level.
Oct 22 2008
#28
weeler wrote:
Refused wrote:
You're jealous and displaying a worrying lack of normality.This one. I've read about this before, although I'm not googling for it. Its normal enough. Your ex shouldnt be telling you about people she fucked though. Its best not discussed, ever. Mine asked me to meet her new b/f last night and I died inside.
I would give a big non-gay man-hug next time your up here.
But I'm the least tactile person in the world so a 'shit-one mate' will have to suffice
Oct 22 2008
#29
xConorx wrote:
weeler wrote:
Refused wrote:
You're jealous and displaying a worrying lack of normality.This one. I've read about this before, although I'm not googling for it. Its normal enough. Your ex shouldnt be telling you about people she fucked though. Its best not discussed, ever. Mine asked me to meet her new b/f last night and I died inside.
I would give a big non-gay man-hug next time your up here.
But I'm the least tactile person in the world so a 'shit-one mate' will have to suffice ;)
I will give you a hug if you put enough rum in me, and do not expose your crab-ladder like in London.
Oct 22 2008
#30
I'd rather not hug a dude. We can do the rum thing.
You're normal. And displaying a sound lack of jealousy.