are you fucked up?

ein auslander
Posts: 319 Joined: 25-12-06 Location: london
Submitted by ein auslander on 9 December, 2007 - 18:25.

i recently read this

http://www.stress-counselling.co.uk/sunflower/BOOKS/SUCCESS.HTM

it's interesting to find out if you are a introvert or an extrovert

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Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
9 December, 2007 - 19:00

I thought that was going to be an online quiz sad

This one's good

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
9 December, 2007 - 19:09

oh crap I'm crazy

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
9 December, 2007 - 19:23

That's nothing compared to Jack's result, as you can well imagine.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
9 December, 2007 - 19:25

I also don't like the fact that they had a huge banner advert for a dating agency above my results.

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
10 December, 2007 - 01:46
jef costello wrote:
I also don't like the fact that they had a huge banner advert for a dating agency above my results.

Not just your results - everyone will have that! Still, an indication of your narcissism i guess... wink

Also i am sure they only ask the gender q so they can specify bf or gf in the ad strapline which is also heteronormative. roll eyes

I was low on everything - bit dull.

Love

LW XX

MJ "tastes like gym socks, orchards and godhead"
Posts: 1892 Joined: 05-01-06 Location: Massachusetts
10 December, 2007 - 03:21

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
Posts: 4156 Joined: 26-11-06 Location: Seattle, WA US of A
10 December, 2007 - 04:07

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
10 December, 2007 - 09:54

hahaha
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

You guys are weird

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8522 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
10 December, 2007 - 11:32
John. wrote:
You guys are lefties

fixed.

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
Posts: 1525 Joined: 19-07-05 Location: Oxford/Ipswich
10 December, 2007 - 12:03

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Woooo!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 12:40
John. wrote:
hahaha
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

You guys are weird

yes because I'm sure you didn't lie on any of your answers wink

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 12:43

Actually wasn't this test done on another thread about a year ago?

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7281 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
10 December, 2007 - 12:54

I hoped this would be about boozing, I've spent a couple hundred euro and not woken up early enough to see daylight every day since thursday. Thats fucked up!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 12:56

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

See it's easy to fudge the answers I'm pretty sure I'm more depressed and fucked up than this. But hey that's what the answers say!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 12:57
guydebordisdead wrote:
I hoped this would be about boozing, I've spent a couple hundred euro and not woken up early enough to see daylight every day since thursday. Thats fucked up!

Jesus, my mate used to do that every weekend for about 2yrs!

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
10 December, 2007 - 13:59
xConorx wrote:
Actually wasn't this test done on another thread about a year ago?

Maybe we should check and see if we're more or less crazy than we were last time.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 14:47
jef costello wrote:
xConorx wrote:
Actually wasn't this test done on another thread about a year ago?

Maybe we should check and see if we're more or less crazy than we were last time.

Good idea!!!

Anyone know where that thread is? It was definitely the same study.

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
10 December, 2007 - 16:32
xConorx wrote:
jef costello wrote:
xConorx wrote:
Actually wasn't this test done on another thread about a year ago?

Maybe we should check and see if we're more or less crazy than we were last time.

Good idea!!!

Anyone know where that thread is? It was definitely the same study.

It was one of the threads that disappeared in the Great Hack of summer 06. Accursed be its name.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 16:39

ah shite!

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6378 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
10 December, 2007 - 16:46

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 December, 2007 - 18:21

See it says I'm only moderate obsessive-compulsive, and I should probably be higher, but I was answering honestly and still came up moderate

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
10 December, 2007 - 20:56
xConorx wrote:
See it says I'm only moderate obsessive-compulsive, and I should probably be higher, but I was answering honestly and still came up moderate

Anyone would think it wasn't 100% accurate - who knew??? wink

Seriously i was in a mellow mood when i answered this one - had i done it last time i was pissed off, the results would have been different... black bloc

hairmonster85 "one man revolutionary movement"
Posts: 72 Joined: 05-05-06 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
11 December, 2007 - 16:45

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Surprised I only scored moderate for antisocial

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
11 December, 2007 - 16:57
hairmonster85 wrote:
Surprised I only scored moderate for antisocial

NB antisocial personality disorder is what a lot of violent criminals have. If you think you're anti-social in terms of aren't great around people that's indicative of "avoidant" personality traits - in which you scored very high.

edit - you'd get a higher antisocial score answering Yes to the questions like are you described as cruel, are you cruel to animals, people, etc.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
11 December, 2007 - 17:01

What's the difference between schizoid and schizotypal?

hairmonster85 "one man revolutionary movement"
Posts: 72 Joined: 05-05-06 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
11 December, 2007 - 18:12

if lem was on here, he might know

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
11 December, 2007 - 18:31

I am sure lem would know. sad

Anyhoo, Jef, schizoid equals lack of interest in and ability to, engage with others - flattened affect.

Schizotypal - suspicious, bit paranoid, mild delusions, hypersensitive, eccentric,,,hard to trust others even when given no reason to doubt...

ein auslander
Posts: 319 Joined: 25-12-06 Location: london
11 December, 2007 - 19:20

ok so you've just left a party - imagine that all your friends and family in the world were at the party, and you are now on your own and you reach a crossroads in the street. Would you think i can go where the fuck i like and noone would even know about it because they were all at the party and would this feeling feel you with excitement or dread? this can help you work out if you are an extro or introvert

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7281 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
11 December, 2007 - 22:47

My results are sooo fucking cool. But it wonder if as a narcissist I just chose the answers I knew would make me look good.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10742 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
11 December, 2007 - 22:59
guydebordisdead wrote:
My results are sooo fucking cool. But it wonder if as a narcissist I just chose the answers I knew would make me look good.

I'm sure there's quite a few people done this!!!

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