Why do Kiwi anarchists like donuts?
cos of the circle ay bro
Bad anarchist jokes...
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I guess New Zealand really is your Canada.
Nah, not really, Australians generally see NZ as just another small island of Australia. 
That was just a wind up. I think generally our countries have a pretty good feeling towards each other. I'd certainly like to get over there one day as it really does look beautiful and for a small place to have so much beauty is amazing. We've go some pretty cool stuff here too but Australia is geographically about the size of the U.S. but with about 280 000 000 less people so less infrastructure to get there easily and at a reasonable cost.
TRUE STORY: a queer friend of mine at the no border camp didn't use the guy ropes on her tent, i noticed this and remarked to a mutal friend that it was because she "doesn't need guys!" (which i found very amusing, as I do all my own jokes). Mutal friend laughed, i repeated joke to another woman who took the oppotunity to explain gender politics to me, i called her a humourless twat.
Over the following few days I tried this joke on everyone i knew and have seriously halved my list of 'queer friends with a decent sense of humor'. Four people really did start with somthing about "I don't think anyone needs any gender.." before being cut off with my "fucksakeitsajokeyoucunt"
When i told the lady who's tent it was, she said "oh shit, bloody thing is gonna blow down innit, why didn't you tell me earlier" and walked off towards said tent...
Sorry, humour that doesn't involve boobies is a little complex for our local Walkabout prop I know. 
Jack do you remember the time you hit me for using the word "gay" as a synonym for "shit"? It was back in your punk days I think, back when you hardcore anarchos (and Trots, liberals and Redyred) used to live with the fash.
Dim Llywodraeth wrote:
TRUE STORY: a queer friend of mine at the no border camp didn't use the guy ropes on her tent, i noticed this and remarked to a mutal friend that it was because she "doesn't need guys!" (which i found very amusing, as I do all my own jokes). Mutal friend laughed, i repeated joke to another woman who took the oppotunity to explain gender politics to me, i called her a humourless twat.Over the following few days I tried this joke on everyone i knew and have seriously halved my list of 'queer friends with a decent sense of humor'. Four people really did start with somthing about "I don't think anyone needs any gender.." before being cut off with my "fucksakeitsajokeyoucunt"
When i told the lady who's tent it was, she said "oh shit, bloody thing is gonna blow down innit, why didn't you tell me earlier" and walked off towards said tent...
Person A: "How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Person B: "I Don't know. How many fem---"
Person A: (Interupting) "SHUTUP!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!."
I don't know if that joke can be appreciated in print, but i'll assume you all get the idea.
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That's very culturally insensitive
Orright?
Fucking Walkabouts... About as far removed from a reasonable representation of Australia and Australians just like the average Aussie backpacker. Fuck knows what it is about us lot that when we go overseas we've got to whip out every single fucking cliche of what a 'typical' Australian is. Madness!... and something that I am proud to say I avoided when I was there. I was living on a West London council estate away from living with a bunch of Aussies, Kiwi's or Saffa's and for the most part avoided working with them too.
Met some diamond geezers 
as a result...
Anyway, back to the jokes.
Jack wrote:
I bottled you, not hit you.
No, once you threw a San Miguel bottle at my face (missing from pointblank range, incidentally) for suggesting that the Mescaleros weren't as good as The Clash.
You hit me cos I called something (I forget what) "gay". You found it offensive.
Why do Canadian anarchists like donuts?...
...cause they're a circle, eh.
How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?...
...Impossible! Anarchists never change anything....
What's an anarchist joke?
...Crimethinc...
Feel free to add, i recently came across these and they were too good (too bad) not to pass along...