beat this workplace QOTD:

Tacks "in it to win it"
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Submitted by Tacks on 10 April, 2008 - 12:18.

"i don't know what this country's coming to. There should fucking extermination squads going round now getting rid of all the filth"

Beat that kids grin

ftony "crews are for boats"
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10 April, 2008 - 13:26

did s/he mean filth in terms of coppers, or hoodies etc? i'm presuming the latter., unfortunately.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 April, 2008 - 16:54

That's a pretty good quote. I'm inclined to agree with it, either way wink

notch8 "Incorrect Thoughts"
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10 April, 2008 - 21:17

If I were to quote you some of the things I hear in work, I'd be kicked off here, I think. Or at least ostracized. Some of you have heard the stories though..."Wee red mice" etc......

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 April, 2008 - 21:51

Everyone fucking loves your work stories Notch8
"oh a like it when they get punched in the face"

notch8 "Incorrect Thoughts"
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10 April, 2008 - 22:10
xConorx wrote:
Everyone fucking loves your work stories Notch8
"oh a like it when they get punched in the face"

They're best heard in person though, the tinternet cant really convey the level of perversion....

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 April, 2008 - 22:36

dirty dirty bastards that railway lot
"oh my you could see it going in and everything..."

Jack "In it for spite"
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10 April, 2008 - 22:38

Yea, it needs the pervo voice to work I reckon.

Feighnt "the definition of "nobody important""
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10 April, 2008 - 22:40

tacks: how about "wouldnt it be great if the CIA went and gave us some machine guns and, like, sent us to one of those african countries and let us go wild?"

i actually didnt think it'd be too great. neutral

oh, and "you know, i'm German (she wasnt actually), and i dont think everything Hitler did was wrong" no, i dont believe she was thinking of making the autobahn.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10106 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 April, 2008 - 23:19
Jack wrote:
Yea, it needs the pervo voice to work I reckon.

defo, that guy's voice sound amazingly creepy

Antieverything "3.2 on the oppresion-o-meter"
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12 April, 2008 - 02:44

Here's a quote from my boss at the end of a staff meeting:

"You folks have one of the hardest jobs there is, nobody really respects you...they say they do: 'oh, you work with special needs children...how wonderful'. What they really mean is 'better you than me'. I guess that's it. If anybody has any questions, about anything at all, now would be the time to ask. Oh yeah, don't ask me for a raise."

Somewhere in there he hinted that we should all vote for Obama...it was strange. We were all looking at one another after that.

Tacks "in it to win it"
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12 April, 2008 - 17:30
ftony wrote:
did s/he mean filth in terms of coppers, or hoodies etc? i'm presuming the latter., unfortunately.

nah mate, was vaguely in reference to a conversation about what had been on police camera action the night before. But only vaguely. It was really a cumulative comment on everything we'd talked about in the papers - Shanon, immigration, tax, them slutty types...

It was a general comment on the way things are grin