Berbatime!!!!!

revol68 ""Identity is a dream pathetic in its absurdity. You dream of being yourself when you've nothing better to do""
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Submitted by revol68 on 1 September, 2008 - 22:14.

Classy cool as fuck existential goth cum footballer Berbatov has finally signed for Manchester United!
With his dark hair and pale complexion red was always going to be more flattering than City's sky blue that would have left him looking washed out.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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1 September, 2008 - 22:17

yeooo!

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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1 September, 2008 - 22:22

link?

revol68 ""Identity is a dream pathetic in its absurdity. You dream of being yourself when you've nothing better to do""
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1 September, 2008 - 22:25

it's live on Sky Sports News.

Ju-Ju-Ju-Julie Anne
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1 September, 2008 - 22:29

I googled him, and like all footballers, he looks like a knob! tongue

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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1 September, 2008 - 22:32

ta. I was watching Tremors on Scifi and forgot about Sky. How much was he in the end?

lol Robinho

Tree "Obama! Obama! Obama!"
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1 September, 2008 - 22:36

Man City have made this a strange day

revol68 ""Identity is a dream pathetic in its absurdity. You dream of being yourself when you've nothing better to do""
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1 September, 2008 - 22:37

Absolutely mental.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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1 September, 2008 - 22:43

They put in a £37M bid for Berbatov as well apparently.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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1 September, 2008 - 22:44

lollllllllllllllllllllllll Chelsea.

Ooh Ahh Dimitar.

Tree "Obama! Obama! Obama!"
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1 September, 2008 - 22:46

They've got ten minutes to confirm hes actually joined man u.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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1 September, 2008 - 23:07

Dimi, Dimi, Dimi a man after midnight.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:10

IT doesn't actually have to be finished today, remember all that crap with Defoe and Benjani next year.
Not that sure if Berbatov is a good signing, he is a sulky prick.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:11
jef costello wrote:
Not that sure if Berbatov is a good signing, he is a sulky prick.

Yeah, they have none of those at Man Utd.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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1 September, 2008 - 23:12

well I wasn't that psyched for it before, but sitting down for the past few hours and reading little updates every now and then ("OMFG HE'S AT THE STADIUM") has got me PUMPED.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:12
Refused wrote:
jef costello wrote:
Not that sure if Berbatov is a good signing, he is a sulky prick.

Yeah, they have none of those at Man Utd.

Yes but they prefer ones whose sulkiness leads to studs up challenges and screaming at the ref, rather than mooching around with a face like a slapped arse.

revol68 ""Identity is a dream pathetic in its absurdity. You dream of being yourself when you've nothing better to do""
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1 September, 2008 - 23:13
jef costello wrote:
IT doesn't actually have to be finished today, remember all that crap with Defoe and Benjani next year.
Not that sure if Berbatov is a good signing, he is a sulky prick.

He reminds me of Cantona, that is no bad thing!

Tree "Obama! Obama! Obama!"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:14
Quote:
well I wasn't that psyched for it before, but sitting down for the past few hours and reading little updates every now and then ("OMFG HE'S AT THE STADIUM") has got me PUMPED.

It's incredibly sad that I've been doing that for the past two hours

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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1 September, 2008 - 23:13
Refused wrote:
jef costello wrote:
Not that sure if Berbatov is a good signing, he is a sulky prick.

Yeah, they have none of those at Man Utd.

"I'd love it if we beat 'em!"

Keegan did especially well the other day too, when you could see him shouting at Nasri "YOU BE CAREFUL SON, YOU BE CAREFUL, YOU BE FUCKING CAREFUL" after fouling Joey Barton (to even the geordies' delight).

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:16

Barton's a tosser.

Tree "Obama! Obama! Obama!"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:22

Newcastle signed that guy that was responsible for the thong song

Tree "Obama! Obama! Obama!"
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1 September, 2008 - 23:44
Quote:
Manchester United have signed striker Dimitar Berbatov from Tottenham in a deal worth £30.75m.

The deal sees Fraizer Campbell going the other way on a season long loan.

Spurs also announced they will not pursue their official complaint to the Premier League which accused United of pursuing 27-year-old Berbatov.

Yay

weeler "temp banned"
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2 September, 2008 - 11:01

I once watched all four tremors films in a row. It was amazings.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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2 September, 2008 - 11:05

Now that's a good day.

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
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2 September, 2008 - 11:06
Tree wrote:
Man City have made this a strange day

poor man's ashley young they've got there