Bill Hicks.

Submitted by tenbull on 17 August, 2007 - 03:38.

So I just downloaded a Bill Hicks show. It's the first show of his I have heard, but I absolutely love this guy. If you're into cynical, pessimistic, socialistic humor, check him out, he's very worth it.

quotes:

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“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.”

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“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

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“If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.”

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“I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.”

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“"This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.”

so, err...discuss.

17 August, 2007 - 08:34

He's great. A bit crazy, and dead, but great.

17 August, 2007 - 08:56

He's as old as the hills. I was listening to Bill Hicks while on a long road trip with some comrades recently, he has a lot of anti-worker jokes which essentially take the piss out of people who aren't as educated, cool and liberal as him. They really put a stop to the laughter pretty quickly, also he's into conspiracys and mad stuff like that.

17 August, 2007 - 09:01

yeh, i remember him doing hillbilly impressions and ranting about single mums a lot.

17 August, 2007 - 09:13

Bill Hicks is fucking brilliant smile

17 August, 2007 - 09:15
guydebordisdead wrote:
He's as old as the hills. I was listening to Bill Hicks while on a long road trip with some comrades recently, he has a lot of anti-worker jokes which essentially take the piss out of people who aren't as educated, cool and liberal as him. They really put a stop to the laughter pretty quickly, also he's into conspiracys and mad stuff like that.

Lemme guess - you're a non-smoker?

It's better now the hype about him has died down, that was kinda annoying.

17 August, 2007 - 09:50

He's a bit of a cliche like Naomi Klein books, KRS1 records and Che shirts.

17 August, 2007 - 09:51
zobag wrote:
Bill Hicks is fucking brilliant :)

You're breaking your silence for this?

17 August, 2007 - 13:21

Hi there.

17 August, 2007 - 13:34
zobag wrote:
Hi there.

did zobag leave herself logged in somewhere?!!

17 August, 2007 - 14:18

yeah he is a fucking cliche, oh i'm soo fucking edgy, no you're not your ten years too fucking late.

17 August, 2007 - 14:29
revol68 wrote:
yeah he is a fucking cliche, oh i'm soo fucking egy, no you're not your ten years too fucking late.

Being made into a cliche by nobs doesn't mean he's not great.

The new him is David Cross anyway.

17 August, 2007 - 14:40
John. wrote:
revol68 wrote:
yeah he is a fucking cliche, oh i'm soo fucking egy, no you're not your ten years too fucking late.

Being made into a cliche by nobs doesn't mean he's not great.

And besides, he's not 10 years too late, or at least he wasn't at the time, it's not his fault he's dead. And yeah being made into a cliche by nobs isn't his fault either really. His haircut and clothing though, that was definately his fault.

17 August, 2007 - 14:42
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The new him is David Cross anyway.

Doug Stanhope, surely?

17 August, 2007 - 14:43

I'm downloadiing a Hicks show as we speak. Somehow I've not gotten around to listening to him, being somewhat prejudiced by his association with Denis Leary, whom I freakiing loath. If it's the same sort of smug ironic I'm so fucking clever hipster crap Leary dishes out it won't stay on my computer long.

My considered and probably unalterable opinon shall be forthcoming.

17 August, 2007 - 15:01
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If it's the same sort of smug ironic I'm so fucking clever hipster crap Leary dishes out it won't stay on my computer long.

pretty much my feelings on him, Leary with liberal leftist rheotric.

actually the whole Liberal left in the states come across as smug cunts, that fanny John Stewart is not fucking funny, his jokes are obvious as fuck.

17 August, 2007 - 15:38
zobag wrote:
And besides, he's not 10 years too late, or at least he wasn't at the time, it's not his fault he's dead

If dead people can't keep up with politics then they should shut up.

17 August, 2007 - 15:40
revol68 wrote:
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If it's the same sort of smug ironic I'm so fucking clever hipster crap Leary dishes out it won't stay on my computer long.

pretty much my feelings on him, Leary with liberal leftist rheotric.

actually the whole Liberal left in the states come across as smug cunts, that fanny John Stewart is not fucking funny, his jokes are obvious as fuck.

He's funny sometimes. But to be fair, US politics is hilarious anyway. Bill Hicks is massively over-rated.

17 August, 2007 - 15:41

Ok, i'll forgive some of the anti-southern stuff, he's a renegade redneck.Raised in south Georgia and Texas., he's entitled. He's actually gotten a couple of good laughs out of me so far, I like the fullblown over the top hatred of patriotism. Rare in America

17 August, 2007 - 15:44
jef costello wrote:
zobag wrote:
And besides, he's not 10 years too late, or at least he wasn't at the time, it's not his fault he's dead

If dead people can't keep up with politics then they should shut up.

Yeah, what's Marx done that was funny in the last hundred years?

Cunt.

17 August, 2007 - 15:49
tigersiskillers wrote:
Yeah, what's Marx done that was funny in the last hundred years?

Cunt.

returned as farce wink

17 August, 2007 - 15:52
tigersiskillers wrote:
jef costello wrote:
zobag wrote:
And besides, he's not 10 years too late, or at least he wasn't at the time, it's not his fault he's dead

If dead people can't keep up with politics then they should shut up.

Yeah, what's Marx done that was funny in the last hundred years?

Cunt.

If you get right down to it, what did Marx do that was funny when he was alive?
Capital and the Manifesto aren't exactly laugh riots.
Jef, that sounded like a decent made-up Hicks quote.

17 August, 2007 - 15:59

why does denis leary do that freaky monster voice? i cant bear to listen to it, its the vocal equivalent of scraping metal against metal.

17 August, 2007 - 16:01
David in Atlanta wrote:

If you get right down to it, what did Marx do that was funny when he was alive?
Capital and the Manifesto aren't exactly laugh riots.
Jef, that sounded like a decent made-up Hicks quote.

That was all down to Engels' editing. Grundrisse is full of knob jokes.

17 August, 2007 - 16:22

Leary is a cunt, I've seen him rip Bill Hicks gags nearly word for word. Except he's shit, he's just obnoxious and thinks that by shouting all the time and being REALLY REALLY ANGRY he's somehow got presence or is funny. I nearly killed the TV the first time I saw him, he should be put down.

17 August, 2007 - 16:29

So wait, we have to vet comedians for their political sensibilities now? How do you justify Mighty BNPoush? Hicks is pretty awesome. I like the bit where he tells ad reps to kill themselves. No seriously, kill yourself.

17 August, 2007 - 16:31

That said though, David Cross is just way too fuckin liberal for me. Oh and he's not funny. Mr Show was alright and he occasionally comes close to saving Arrested Development from mediocrity but his standup is appalling.

17 August, 2007 - 16:32
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Mighty BNPoush?

fuck i must have missed the rabid far right politics in it.....

18 August, 2007 - 02:46

Never heard this guy but as he has stimulated a bit of a discussion on here, i have stuck the forthcoming radio doc on him in the TV Guide - the first radio prog in the Guide and why not? cool

18 August, 2007 - 17:04
Alan wrote:
That said though, David Cross is just way too fuckin liberal for me. Oh and he's not funny. Mr Show was alright and he occasionally comes close to saving Arrested Development from mediocrity but his standup is appalling.

Oh dear alan, oh dear...

18 August, 2007 - 18:30
guydebordisdead wrote:
He's a bit of a cliche like ... KRS1 records .

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