Bought off

magnifico "rehabilitating"
Posts: 1331 Joined: 29-11-05 Location: Rasalhague
Submitted by magnifico on 26 July, 2006 - 14:52.

I'm just about to go to our annual work summer garden party in order to reclaim some of my surplus value in the form of two hours worth of as much free booze as I can drink. I have to shake hands with the boss of the company as I walk in though. I am The Man's bitch, suckers!!!!! If I post this evening then please ignore anything I write, as I will by paralytic and most probably caked in sick wink

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1852 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
26 July, 2006 - 14:59
magnifico wrote:
I have to shake hands with the boss of the company as I walk in though.

2 words comrade: Stink palm 8) red n black star black bloc

magnifico "rehabilitating"
Posts: 1331 Joined: 29-11-05 Location: Rasalhague
26 July, 2006 - 15:06

Word smile

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
26 July, 2006 - 15:11

I hope you got him good with the stink palm. If a few people had the same idea he's gonna be one hell of a smelly bastard to day.

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
26 July, 2006 - 15:16

I had to look up "stink palm" on the internet, because I'm not down with the kids. cry On the positive side, I did discover by accident that there's also such a thing as "stink phone". grin

Nemo "Desperately in need of a new tagline"
Posts: 678 Joined: 12-07-06 Location: Behind you!
26 July, 2006 - 15:29

I don't really see how wiping your hand on your arse is any less of a prank on yourself than your boss.

magnifico "rehabilitating"
Posts: 1331 Joined: 29-11-05 Location: Rasalhague
28 July, 2006 - 09:20

It's like the prank equivalent of the suicide bomb - born of desparation and lack of collective resistance, we are drawn into individual acts of desparation which hurt ourselves as much as the enemy.....

Anyway, he didn't shake our hands this year though he did give us a lovelyspeech about how well we are all doing. He said that it was because there were too many of us (evidence of how well the company is doing, apparently) but I reckon he was tipped off by the secret state who were reading about stink hand schemes on libcom.

And my god I haven't been that sick in a long time....

Lazlo_Woodbine "Sverige, fuck yeah!"
Posts: 2181 Joined: 26-09-03
28 July, 2006 - 09:27
magnifico wrote:
It's like the prank equivalent of the suicide bomb - born of desparation and lack of collective resistance, we are drawn into individual acts of desparation which hurt ourselves as much as the enemy...

Careful, you'll get the SWP and/or Revo campaigning on your behalf if you keep with that.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9932 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
28 July, 2006 - 09:48
Quote:
Anyway, he didn't shake our hands this year though he did give us a lovelyspeech about how well we are all doing

I hope they told you this before you got the stink palm ready.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10247 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
28 July, 2006 - 10:07
Lazlo_Woodbine wrote:
Careful, you'll get the SWP and/or Revo campaigning on your behalf if you keep with that.

Have you ever considered a career in political satire?

ghostzart
Posts: 200 Joined: 19-06-06 Location: Vienna, Austria
30 July, 2006 - 12:49

Hopefully the result is similar to that in the Kevin Smith movie Mallrats.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6378 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
30 July, 2006 - 14:53

I wish my boss would give me a lovely speech about how well I was doing you ungrateful bastard.

angry

ftony "crews are for boats"
Posts: 3705 Joined: 26-05-04 Location: East London
31 July, 2006 - 11:26
Quote:
revo

apparently revo and workers' power have collapsed like a flan in a cupboard

grin

pepe carvalho "lickety split"
Posts: 77 Joined: 09-04-06 Location: London
31 July, 2006 - 11:43
ftony wrote:
Quote:
revo

apparently revo and workers' power have collapsed like a flan in a cupboard

grin

no - better than that they have split, meaning where there was once two nutty trot/crypto trot groups there are now three.

three for the price of two 8)

red n black star

ftony "crews are for boats"
Posts: 3705 Joined: 26-05-04 Location: East London
31 July, 2006 - 13:37

bargain!