He escaped from prison, and is denying that he escaped from prison despite being arrested miles away from the prison.
Is he some kind of chump?
"these aren't the droids you're looking for".i read on some other messageboard that someone's mate was a bit drunk and high and got pulled over by the police and tried using that in his defence. that's fucking genius.
Isn't that one of the variants of the Bil Hicks gag about getting pulled over when he was tripping?
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