Calling out the lurkers!

no i'm real you met me at jacks house once i think? conor did anyway.

...OMG you're all going to think i'm like that anarcho-punk

I've never been to Jack's house, but nice try.

'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable. (Not to be confused with the chronic unemployable, who often score huge slutpoints)

The phrase was in reference to the dearth of women who would own up to their gender in such company. Unlike in real life, where a woman unfortunate enough to be in the same room is forced to bear the presence of, or even be subjected to interaction with social retards, on the internet a woman need only not reveal her gender.

Of course the general lack of confirmed vagina owners leads to a disturbing phenomena known as the Nerd Rush. As observing a Nerd Rush discourages an intelligent woman from revealing her gender, and as less women reveal themselves, the more intense each Nerd Rush becomes, some argue that women will eventually be driven off the net in a self-fulfilling prophecy. This is of course bullshit; Women are whores, not peace prize laureates and as time goes by there will forever be more and more attention-hungry sluts lacking the capacity to begin any sentence without saying 'like, so' as a precursor.

I've met Jack though. Loads.

You are in on it too.

Weeler wrote:

You are in on it too.

you mean dee isn't real either!!?

john wrote:

Weeler wrote:

You are in on it too.

you mean dee isn't real either!!?

I am, promise.

dee wrote:

I am, promise.

that's what anarcho-punk said!