Caption Competition

"I'll fuckin' cap you, biatch."
"Oi! Who's pinched me fuckin Brazilian?"
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
"You Tawking to me?"
"Even Sooty's abandoned me.
"
"I ride with George Bush...we homeboys"
"I can't get my majority up any more".
"I'm trying to widen Cherie's appeal"
And then i popped a cap in kelly's ass... blam! Mi6 won't get no more bs from that punk
"If you want us to ever trust you again, David, I'm afraid you're going to have to go 'down there' and make me a happy boy."
Hi my name's tony.
"Look. What i'm going to tell you is this: there is nothing wrong with me down there. Absolutely nothing."
Tony does his best to uncross his fingers, but finds it hard going.
"aaaiiiiiii"
"I'm trying to widen Cherie's appeal"
You're bad





"You know what they say about bassists ladies..."