Charitable guys

Submitted by xConorx on 21 January, 2008 - 02:02.

Girls, another tip from a male, not the most clued-in fella, but y'know, i hear lads talk.

You know guys who say they don't like "obvious girls", or pick the girls they actually fancy's less-hot friend, or say they prefer Kylie with short-hair, are basically just creepy liars who are after the hottest girl and aren't in-fact "nice" guys at all?

Cool, just checking.

21 January, 2008 - 02:18

i thought this was gonna be about oral sex. weeeeyyy?

could be 'cos i just watched that curb your enthusiasm where larry complains that it hurts his neck. shall we make the thread on that then? what do you think about oral sex?

21 January, 2008 - 02:19

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, No really, I like small breasts and short hair and...

21 January, 2008 - 02:20

so is Revol actually from Liverpool or what?

21 January, 2008 - 02:21

the funny thing is this was sparked by GDID being disgusted that I thought Cassie was the best looking one from Skins.

Now i think it's obvious she is better looking that her mate Michelle.

Cassie

Michelle

Let's see how the public vote.*

*Hitler was democratically elected.

21 January, 2008 - 02:25

I don't watch Skins, obviously for wankers. But based on those pics, and in a totally nonsexist way, Michelle. Dark hair's nice.

21 January, 2008 - 02:26
guydebordisdead wrote:
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, No really, I like small breasts and short hair and...

He fancies young boys let's face it.

21 January, 2008 - 02:27

The first girl who played the mental one just looks like your typical posh bristol uni student toff. got the teeth and everything. and i know this girl she's friends with which only confirms the posh toff(and mental)ness. although, you know, i would. weeeeyyy?

21 January, 2008 - 02:27
xConorx wrote:
guydebordisdead wrote:
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, No really, I like small breasts and short hair and...

He fancies young boys let's face it.

?

21 January, 2008 - 02:28

younger...

21 January, 2008 - 02:30
Bob Savage wrote:
The first girl who played the mental one just looks like your typical posh bristol uni student toff. got the teeth and everything. and i know this girl she's friends with which only confirms the posh toff(and mental)ness. although, you know, i would. weeeeyyy?

look this ain't no fucking Nuts letters page, this is a serious sociological investigation, answer the question Cassie or Michelle?

21 January, 2008 - 02:32

i thought the "i would" made it perfectly clear where i stood.

21 January, 2008 - 02:33

They both look bland and try hard. Surprised you went for the blonde.

21 January, 2008 - 02:34
Bob Savage wrote:
i thought the "i would" made it perfectly clear where i stood.

well not really, but i'm putting you down as a vote for Cassie.

Good lad!!

21 January, 2008 - 02:35
jef costello wrote:
They both look bland and try hard. Surprised you went for the blonde.

i'm a post-post-feminist. basically a sexist who should know better.

21 January, 2008 - 02:36
jef costello wrote:
They both look bland and try hard. Surprised you went for the blonde.

I think Dr GDID might have actually have a proper diagnosis on the cards.

How exactly do they look try hard though? They are doing promo shots for a show they act in.

21 January, 2008 - 02:39
revol68 wrote:
How exactly do they look try hard though? They are doing promo shots for a show they act in.

If I'd known that I'd have said casual.

21 January, 2008 - 12:06

I find Michelle quite ugly. Don't like her face or the way she dresses. Cassie is definitely best. However, objective evidence suggests I have terrible taste in most things, so Michelle is probably the better one.

21 January, 2008 - 13:19
Grace wrote:
I find Michelle quite ugly. Don't like her face or the way she dresses. Cassie is definitely best. However, objective evidence suggests I have terrible taste in most things, so Michelle is probably the better one.

This is the same phenomenon found in girls, the motives are different though. A girl will always say the less attractive girl is better (or the chemo girl or the teenage boy bodied girl) its mostly out of jealousy.

21 January, 2008 - 13:26

Not really, I know I'm fitter than both of them wink

21 January, 2008 - 13:29

Ok, but just to set the record straight because its a joke that this ever had to be debated. Neither of them are very attractive, but if you fancy cassie then you've got mad self esteem issues as even in the realm of fantasy you are still settling for the quiet, less attractive and more mentally deranged bird.

21 January, 2008 - 13:39

I don't fancy her as such, I just find Michelle kinda vile.

No, just no. Not to my taste.

21 January, 2008 - 13:42

Ok, but my point still stands. Best of a bad bunch.

21 January, 2008 - 13:45

i thought communism was meant to be about not choosing the lesser of two evils.

21 January, 2008 - 13:48
Bob Savage wrote:
i thought communism was meant to be about not choosing the lesser of two evils.

Yeh, but I'm in the wsm.

21 January, 2008 - 13:56

Yeah they're republicans, not communists wink
"Show us a protestant area"

21 January, 2008 - 14:00

cassie, fo shizzle

21 January, 2008 - 14:59

Cassie. But Effy's the hottest of all, if a little bit on the jailbait side:

21 January, 2008 - 15:22

i agree with:

bob savage - she does look like a typical bristol uni toff.
revol and grace - clearly cassie is way cuter than michelle
and lucy_parsons.

these two made me think of revol:

21 January, 2008 - 15:25

Cassie looks fucking mental in those pictures though. Clearly Michelle is better looking.

21 January, 2008 - 15:27
arf wrote:
revol and grace - clearly cassie is way cuter than michelle

Charitable guy & jealous girl. Classic case.