chuck norris
Jan 6 2008 03:21
so a mate texted me saying Chuck Norris was on Mike Huckabee's platform at the US presidential thingy.
Check out Chuck Norris laying down some Bible shit and sounding like he's just survived a coma.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnFg0Sp2Xw
Jan 6 2008 03:28
#2
Still he said this and it's pretty funny - if he was president he'd:
Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist.
Jan 6 2008 05:19
#3
Holy shit, those campaign promises are amazing! I'd vote for him.
Jan 6 2008 05:29
#4
Best campaign ad ever:
Jan 6 2008 07:02
#5
Quote:
if he was president he'd:
Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist.
That moron probably thinks he can do that, too. I think Huckabee will fizzle-out. I'm sure there is a scandal with allegations about young boys floating around somewhere.
Jan 6 2008 09:52
#6
I thought this Giuliani ad was pretty awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2iFhGtKO-Q
Jan 6 2008 14:06
#7
Huckabee outed himself along with 3 other republican candidates in the summer as a creationist retard
Jan 6 2008 14:25
#8
wrote:
Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day
Urgh. Chuck Norris is really pushing those pieces of crap, at least its not a bowflex I guess.
Jan 6 2008 14:30
#9
guydebordisdead wrote:
wrote:
Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each dayUrgh. Chuck Norris is really pushing those pieces of crap, at least its not a bowflex I guess.
Yeah the money's obviously just too good to turn down, even though it's obviosuly shite.
Still, about 4yrs ago a mate of mine bought £80 stomach electro pads designed to "electro super-stimulate your abs for supreme toning and a super 6-pack" or some shit. Of course I actually pissed myself when I found out.
Jan 6 2008 14:34
#10
Haha. Funny thing about them is they still sell quite well despite being completely disproved with good-science. Did your mate think electric shocks direct to his abs would lower his bodyweight to the point where his abs can be seen? Doofus.
Jan 6 2008 14:46
#11
Yeah I tried explaining to him that a 6pack had more to do with bodyfat percentage, and therefore just doing some cardio would be a million times more helpful. But seriously there are just some lazy cunts who'd rather sped money on shite than actually have to lift a finger.
Jan 6 2008 15:57
#12
Poor revol. [/obvious punchline]
Jan 6 2008 16:04
#13
Jess wrote:
Poor revol. [/obvious punchline]
pwnd
Jan 6 2008 16:41
#14
Actually Jess is partially right, Revol bought a cheaper version of said electro magic abs product "as a joke", and he was being "self aware" and he "totally isn't even fat anyway".
Jan 6 2008 16:51
#15
This is the best one
Take that science/biology/logic.
Jan 6 2008 16:57
#16
That one totally tones your pecs and gunz to tha max!
Jan 6 2008 17:01
#17
guydebordisdead wrote:
Take that science/biology/logic.
Do you wear one of these under your TopMan shirts?
Jan 6 2008 17:44
#18
xConorx wrote:
Do you wear one of these under your TopMan shirts?
Took you a while. No I dont, I wear this -
Jan 30 2008 19:08
#19
Huckabee is a gimp. i hope that girl punched him after.
Jan 30 2008 19:12
#20
xConorx wrote:
Actually Jess is partially right, Revol bought a cheaper version of said electro magic abs product "as a joke", and he was being "self aware" and he "totally isn't even fat anyway".
yes it cost 1.99 from Bargain books and i was more hoping it could create spasms so i could strap it to my balls.
Yeah uh it's kind of bad over here these days.