Classic Enrager Moments

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((yes I have too much time on my hands))

In no particular order.....

Celtic69 wrote:
BOREDOM IS COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY
Jack wrote:
A-B-C-D, eviscerate the bourgeoisie.
Crackfixpropaganda wrote:
what is the point, really? apart from all this bullshit, away from everything, why are you wittering away the hours of your small life writing stories about ME? Me of all people? i understand you want to make some kind of joke, have a laugh at others expense and all but it really is pointless. what have you gained from taking the good ten or twenty minutes it took to write that?

i'll put it on the site though, just so you can feel good about yourself.

Jack wrote:
If I can't get done by 4 guys on the internet and be seen to be enjoying it, it's not my revolution.
Lazlo wrote:
But the toiling people of Somalia have to defend the revolutionary Anarchist gains made, and push for the warlord gangs to be turned into workers' militia under direct democratic control.

Defend General Eidid from Imperilaism!

Thehipghand wrote:
If you are a so called 'anarchist' or someone who falls into the bracket of the above mentioned then I can pretty much guarantee two things.

1. You have read this far.

2. You are angry.

That's all good. But don't tell me about it. I already know you think I'm a dick.

Anarch wrote:
I was looking for Leonardo Decaprio porn like I always am and found this site. I thought pretending I was a working class anarchist would help me find some welll built carpenters and what not. It has failed.
Anarch wrote:
I must aploagise for the length of time since I have replied, I have been mostly dead you see. As was reported by Wayne I chose to take my own life on the 29th of December. I had been doing a lot of heroin and everything was swimming before me. I saw images of my middle class parents intermixed with images of satan and kept puking from all the whisky I had drunk.
John. wrote:
Unfortunately during one of my long chats with nuclearcivvy's mum she's informed me she's jsut not ready for kids, and is going to have to have an abortion, at 1,500 weeks.
revol68 wrote:
fuck i hate those cunts!
Grace wrote:
I like to think that the graphic accounts of my bowel movements are precisely what makes me so irresistible to others, actually.
Lucy82 wrote:
for those of you poor females unable to afford the operation, keep snorting the testosterone. its the only way forward.
revol68 wrote:
oh yeah and i reckon i could shag 3rd season if i took her to this movie its bang up her street. I'd be all like "yo sista wanna make some anarchy and drop some ketamine whilst watching the anrchist cookbook spliced with bukkake footage?" and she'd be all like "man, revol u are so anarchic! I love u babe" and i'd reply in a really cool soundbite voice "Love, hate its all the same another bulllshit commodity to lock u into the SYSTEM!".

***got this far trawling thru the archives and didnt have time to search the "organise" "theory" or "beginners theory" forums. God my eyes hurt. cry cry cry

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Whilst that was in fact incredibly funny, the fact that I didn't start this thread makes me feel much better about myself. You loser.

(only kidding 3rd, love you really... wink grin )

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Yeah it seems like I truly am the only person who would do such a thing. eek grin

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Ha ha good times 8)

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Wait just a minute, I never said that! I am much to cool. 8)

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Celtic69 wrote:
BOREDOM IS COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY

grin grin

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hohoho grin

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I think this threads needs a bump...

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Oh man well done rkn 8)

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Grace wrote:
I like to think that the graphic accounts of my bowel movements are precisely what makes me so irresistible to others, actually.

It's still so true 8)

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How are the bowels today?

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1-2-3, anarchists are we, we fight along with the working class and kill the bourgeoisie

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rkn wrote:
How are the bowels today?

They're quite regular actually, I'm pleased with today's movements. Nice texture, not too much odour, reasonable quantity.

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Grace wrote:
rkn wrote:
How are the bowels today?

They're quite regular actually, I'm pleased with today's movements. Nice texture, not too much odour, reasonable quantity.

your a filthy girl, go stand in the german scat corner!

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revol68 wrote:
Grace wrote:
rkn wrote:
How are the bowels today?

They're quite regular actually, I'm pleased with today's movements. Nice texture, not too much odour, reasonable quantity.

your a filthy girl, go stand in the german scat corner!

Japanese is where it's at, tbh.

I am, no jokes, a member of the University of Oxford Scat Appreciation Society (ScatSoc). Annual brown tie dinner and everything.

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Grace wrote:

I am, no jokes, a member of the University of Oxford Scat Appreciation Society (ScatSoc).

Jesus fucking christ! why did i just look to make sure?! I just ate and now i wanna puke. Thats fucking gross. (sorry only grace will know what im on about)

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rkn wrote:
Grace wrote:

I am, no jokes, a member of the University of Oxford Scat Appreciation Society (ScatSoc).

Jesus fucking christ! why did i just look to make sure?! I just ate and now i wanna puke. Thats fucking gross. (sorry only grace will know what im on about)

grin

Her face freaks me out more than anything.