Communised wine production after the revolution

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Feb 19 2012 02:38
Communised wine production after the revolution

How will this affect European access to southern hemisphere grape wines?

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Feb 19 2012 05:57

Badly.

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Feb 19 2012 09:12

We will be largely protected from them.

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Feb 19 2012 11:30

lol as if anyone will be allowed to drink under communism

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Feb 19 2012 11:53

Gonna get smashed every fucking night

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Feb 19 2012 11:55

I believe it was Emma Goldman who said "If I have to drink Ald Dangle Dick then it isn't my revolution".

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Feb 19 2012 12:38

All wine just tastes like vinegar and its production will be banned.

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Feb 19 2012 13:00

the booze in former communist countries is often outstanding, especially the beer. czech rep, croatia, poland, east germany, all produced excellent beer and croatian wine is supposeldy good - tho not in my experience! dont fuck with the workers beer!

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Feb 19 2012 15:12

beer isn't booze angry

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Feb 19 2012 16:29

The only thing you lot will be drinking is brine.

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Feb 20 2012 11:23
Anatta wrote:
How will this affect European access to southern hemisphere grape wines?

there is no need (with the exception of Western Cape Chenin Blanc/Steen) to rely on wine from there, Mediterranean wine is generally far superior

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Feb 20 2012 11:07

What about comrades partial to Australian Shiraz? sad

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Feb 20 2012 11:16
Anatta wrote:
What about comrades partial to Australian Shiraz? :(

Get on a boat and woosh.

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Feb 20 2012 11:18
Anatta wrote:
What about comrades partial to Australian Shiraz? :(

Syrah from the Rhône valley is basically from the same grape but better in flavour

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Feb 20 2012 12:07

As if any wine wankers will avoid being shot or sent to the salt mines ATR.

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Feb 20 2012 15:03

cool. that means tthat he daily unit thing doesnt apply. off to pub then!

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Feb 20 2012 15:04
petey wrote:
beer isn't booze angry

cool. that means that he daily unit thing doesnt apply. off to pub then!

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Feb 20 2012 19:43

Id imagine it would be available if your in my commune, you will not be allowed to post on the internet whilst drunk, just thought Id give you the down low tongue Lol just kidding

But seriously, I know its meant to be an acquired taste gained when you grow up (whatever that means), but FUCK WINE. Its all about Jagermeister baby.

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Feb 20 2012 20:31

Jagermeiseter is for American teenagers who listen to Limp Bizkit. ATAF.

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Feb 20 2012 20:32
Entdinglichung wrote:
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What about comrades partial to Australian Shiraz? :(

Syrah from the Rhône valley is basically from the same grape but better in flavour

True that. That's a big relief. Onwards with the revolution.

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Feb 20 2012 20:57

*Its for really awesome anarchist metal heads (who dont listen to limp biscuit)

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Feb 20 2012 20:58

and just for me, as I will demand to control the factory of jager

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Feb 20 2012 21:12

The only bombs they'll be after the revolution is in swimming pools.

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Feb 20 2012 21:34
'malatesta' wrote:
petey wrote:
beer isn't booze angry

cool. that means that he daily unit thing doesnt apply. off to pub then!

right comrade, no labor time vouchers needed, it'll flow freely

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Feb 20 2012 22:09
flaneur wrote:
The only bombs they'll be after the revolution is in swimming pools.

^ So beautiful I had to make an image wink

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Feb 21 2012 08:15

forced

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Feb 21 2012 08:41

but there will be no Liebfrauenmilch in a communist society, Germans and Brits will have evolved to humans and will see no necessity anymore to produce or to reproduce it

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Feb 21 2012 15:51

The man with the working class figure splashes the bourgeois waif. This is COMMUNISM.

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Feb 21 2012 21:23

what swimming pools?

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Feb 22 2012 12:00
snipfool wrote:
what swimming pools?

Those puddles of brine inside the salt mines.

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Feb 22 2012 12:20

WINE!? Fuckin bourgeois wankers!

After the revolution we will all be drinking pints of Tetleys, Stella or White Lightning. These are the ONLY prole drinks.

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