Just got home from work. My wife was out on the market today, looking at the baby book stall, has her bag hanging on the pushchair. Looks round to check the baby and there's a hand in her bag pulling out her purse. So she whacks the hand hard, shouts at the bloke, and he says "sorry about that" and runs away empty handed. Fucking incompetent pickpockets these days 
Criminals are rubbish these days.
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the gunman was a nonce who was agry at god
i love the way the copper said that the gunman hated himself and god, what is this guy, a fucking schizophrenic or what! Surely they should have mentioned that in their report "the gunman hated himself and had made up another being he called god to project his anger at.....basically he was a bit of a nutcase"
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Zobag didn't say angry she said agry - do keep up!!! Agry is a different emotional state altogether - I am sure Zobag will elaborate when she reads this 
( Zobag - This is revenge for when you once mocked me for typing poof instead of proof... what goes around comes around y'know... 
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I doubt it had to do with the baby dying. About the Amish killer (from BBC News):
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A gunman who killed five girls in an attack on a Pennsylvania Amish school told his wife he had molested two young members of his family 20 years ago....
Mr Miller said there was no evidence that any of the girls at the school had been sexually abused.
However, he said Roberts had been equipped with a "restraint kit" and two tubes of lubricant gel, which he could have been planning to use in a sexual assault.
Mr Miller pointed out that all of the victims were young girls aged six to 13 and that all of the older women and males in the classroom had been made to leave.
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I doubt it had to do with the baby dying. About the Amish killer (from BBC News):Quote:
A gunman who killed five girls in an attack on a Pennsylvania Amish school told his wife he had molested two young members of his family 20 years ago....
Mr Miller said there was no evidence that any of the girls at the school had been sexually abused.
However, he said Roberts had been equipped with a "restraint kit" and two tubes of lubricant gel, which he could have been planning to use in a sexual assault.
Mr Miller pointed out that all of the victims were young girls aged six to 13 and that all of the older women and males in the classroom had been made to leave.
oh sherrrgh. Thats fucking... Fuck.
Deep down i hoped he just hated the amish.
to try and put this back on a funnier tip, lighthearted and that, i have to say i was well impressed by the cashpoint scams last year. Fuck that was ambitious, whole fake attachments, cameras. Ra.
Bosnia must be like, oxbridge for crims 
Oh and these bank jobs recently, wow. Like a Michael Mann film. Totally pointless in the way that there's just soooo much money it can't be spent. Its art. They should apply to the lottery for funding.
... Whatever!!! 
I'm watching the news, and the two big stories are making me despair at humanity. We have a plane hijacking, and a school shooting.
The plane barely flew anywhere before it landed again, and why has it been hijacked? Cos the pope said something mean about islam, and wants to go to turkey. Of all the things you could hijack a plane over, that's one of the most rubbish.
And this Amish school shooting - the guy shoots 16 girls in the head at close range, and only 5 of them die? And why did he do it - cos his daughter died nine years ago?! 0/10.
I'm not saying I celebrate random violence and carnage, but ffs if yr gonna go to all that effort, at least have a decent reason for it, and do it properly. Good Lord.