A Crowbar or a Gun?

Submitted by makaira on 10 July, 2007 - 13:58.

The next fucking time a car merges into my lane while I'm biking to work and forces me off of the road I am either (a) going to break in their fucking windows with a crowbar or (b) shoot the fucker in the head.

That is all.

10 July, 2007 - 14:00

Frankie says Relax.

10 July, 2007 - 14:55

Mount a slingshot to your handlebars.
Or, since that take some skill, do what I do; carry a U-lock in your back pocket.

10 July, 2007 - 15:27

It's a D lock you damn yankee.

Oh, and get on a bus like a normal person.

10 July, 2007 - 15:30

like a terrorist, you mean

10 July, 2007 - 15:36

this morning some guy drove into my back wheel a few times to let me know that he didnt appreciate being held up by a slower vehicle (i in turn was being held up by a slow cyclist in front of me, but it didnt occur to me to ram them). i think i have been cycling in london too long, because i wasn't particularly surprised or upset.

10 July, 2007 - 15:46
John. wrote:
It's a D lock you damn yankee.

hand

10 July, 2007 - 15:48

Shit, reminds me, is that offer of the bike still open? embarrassed

10 July, 2007 - 15:49

i thought this thread was going to be about half-life sad

10 July, 2007 - 16:06

yeah mate, check your pm's

10 July, 2007 - 16:07

Not seeing anything...

10 July, 2007 - 16:11

damn your fast, try now

10 July, 2007 - 16:12

Fast like a fox.

A fox that's bored at work. black bloc