David Shayler: batshit mad, or prophet?
David Shayler told British cable channel More4 News that he had visited a psychic who he believes channelled the spirit of Mary Magdalene and anointed him as the Messiah."Suddenly my whole life made sense," the 41-year-old former officer with Britain's domestic intelligence service MI5 said in an interview broadcast Thursday evening.
"I felt a sense of peace, I suddenly realised why it had been how it had, why I seem to get such a strange deal from the universe, when I seem to be trying to tell the truth about everything."
Shayler told the programme his new powers included the ability to change the weather and that he had helped prevent the attempted car bombings in London and Glasgow in June through meditation.
He also claimed that his favourite football team, English Premiership side Middlesbrough, won a place in the 2006 UEFA cup final against Spanish side Seville because he had "channelled the light". Boro lost.
Wow, he sounds nuts, who the fuck supports Boro? But it's OK, our favourite truthsayer has defended himself thus...
But Shayler denied the reporter's suggestion that he had "lost it"."Do I look mentally ill? Do I sound mentally ill?... I'm absolutely convinced, as convinced as I can be, that the universe is changing shape, that humanity has to change, that I'm here to help teach people," he said.
Talking of "changing shape", have you been working out David?


Mo Lives!
He's a reptilian plant to discredit the 9/11 truth movement. Aliens bombed the twin tower & I want answers.
The 9/11 truth movement have found photographic evidence that sheds new light on 9/11...
fucking dickhead.
Shayler: "Yes, I believe no planes were involved in 9/11 ... The only explanation is that they were missiles surrounded by holograms made to look like planes. Watch the footage frame by frame and you will see a cigar-shaped missile hitting the World Trade Center. I know it sounds weird, but this is what I believe."
David Shayler might be the Messiah, he might not. Can't we just leave it at that?
David Icke. Say no more.
So who do you reckon would win in a scrap, Sayler or Icke?
So who do you reckon would win in a scrap, Sayler or Icke?
The twelve foot lizard would win
fuck me, what a nutter.
I bet mi5 spiked him with a mega dose of acid
David Shayler might be the Messiah, he might not. Can't we just leave it at that?
he's not the messiah he's a -
fuck i hate rod liddle
Someone tell the Agnostic Cop joke.
He also claimed that his favourite football team, English Premiership side Middlesbrough, won a place in the 2006 UEFA cup final against Spanish side Seville because he had "channelled the light". Boro lost.
So he didn't channel energy when we played the only decent team inn the competition. Not a real fan.
fucking dickhead.
christ mate - it's not his fault.
it's not his fault.
That’s no excuse. It's better to mock incapacity than identify with it.
a little lacan - dangerous







Bill I saw the report last night. He's certainly better looking these days, but what he gained in looks he's lost in marbles.
Epecially with the bit about changing the weather - and stopping the bombings in London and Glasgow - WTF didn't he say anything in advance?
I actually felt a bit sorry for him, watching the news item, because I was thinking about everyone else watching him and thinking he's barking.