dickheads at work

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"Hey *name of mental co-worker who wont speak to me since i refused to give him my urine for his doctors appointment* what are you doing there?"

"Booking a flight to spain"

"Oh cool, for when?"

"Sunday"

"Eh, does that mean you're not coming in next week? Have you told anyone?"

"..."

My editor, a bit frantic hours later; "Weeler I need you to work every single day next week"

"Its my birthday :("

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Also not in my good books is well meaning but kinda try hard journalist who came in despite having possible swine flu, at the very least a chest infection.

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mexico

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oisleep wrote:
mexico

*edit*

eat a dick.

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weeler wrote:
look at me
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Did you just discover libcommunity? Piss off back to matb.

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don't look at him, look at me
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This seems really important.

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Its in libcommunity, plus aren't you like 16?

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Essentially he just admitted to being a paedo.

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weeler wrote:
Did you just discover libcommunity? Piss off back to matb.

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weeler wrote:
Essentially he just admitted to being a paedo.

He's not the one who goes around asking people on the internets whether they're legal yet:

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aren't you like 16?
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This thread is now going to be saved by lamebook.com

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I get that every thread on libcommunity has to be about weelers, but posting a screencap of your fb profile seems a bit excessive.

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Sorry Weeler, I'm not; too old for you now, sunshine.

Jack, that's called quoting, well done. It's pretty standard on forums, would have thought you'd know all about it by now, the amount of time you spend on here.

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Steady now, you'll tire yourself out at this rate.

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Essentially he just admitted to being a paedo.

Difficult to refrain from complete fabrications, even when you're not working, eh?

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I only have about 3 posts more material. sad

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Essentially he just admitted to being a paedo.

Difficult to refrain from complete fabrications, even when you're not working, eh?

A number of people on this forum are familiar with my work and its quality and lulz provision. Essentially you are being the worst sort of embarrassing liberal bender here, getting your middle class sensitivities in a twist because someone sells their labour to the redtops.

You did pm me asking for links to underage porn though. That much is true.

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i have no sense of fun and there is no good reason for me to post here. essentially im trying to barge in by pretending to not like you guys but really i want to be part of your gang so bad

fixed.

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People who should have an alternative libcom drinks:
Molly000000s
Yarrow
Qaz
Thunk

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weeler wrote:
molly0000000s wrote:
i have no sense of fun and there is no good reason for me to post here. essentially im trying to barge in by pretending to not like you guys but really i want to be part of your gang so bad

fixed.

Don't worry fella, your little clique is safe. Just baffled at the waste of bandwidth this bit is, aren't you lot logged in permanently to your Facebook accounts, putting cool things on each other's walls?

Incidentally, you heard the joke about the hack making fun of books?

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When you are older you might have a job where you get to work with computers and you will realise what a boring piece of shit you were as a kid for actually moaning about mates having fun together. You can always just close the window.

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hey weeler how come you're such a JOURNO HACK? Huh? How come?!

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WHAT?!!???
IS WEELER A JOURNO?
this is news to me!!!

If only a boring cunt would keep using it as his only joke about Weeler despite the fact that Weeler readily embraces this fact. If only someone would do that.

PS, Molly, how did the alternative libcom drinks with Qaz, Yarrow and Thunk go?

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the really retarded thing about molly is there are loads of threads where saying they were pointless would make far more fucking sense, whereas this one is basically completely inoffensive to anyone.