Did God Have Sex With Mary?

makaira "A bad thing."
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Submitted by makaira on 15 September, 2007 - 00:00.

The Concise History of Mormanism:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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15 September, 2007 - 23:16

I suppose the liberals will tell us they're racist too!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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15 September, 2007 - 23:17

I like how God knocks Mary's door before he gives her a good riding - like a true gent.

Devrim "Enternasyonalist Komünist Sol"
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16 September, 2007 - 02:06

What a superbly insane religion.
Devrim

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
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16 September, 2007 - 02:07
Devrim wrote:
What a superbly insane religion.
Devrim

You're just jealous cause you don't have magic underwear.

Devrim "Enternasyonalist Komünist Sol"
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16 September, 2007 - 02:19

We have our own domestic weird religions, for example, Yezidilik:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yazidi
They worship peacocks, which seems as reasonable as any other nonsense to me.
Devrim

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
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16 September, 2007 - 02:24

I thought the peacock represented the devil?

Feighnt "the definition of "nobody important""
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16 September, 2007 - 02:50

what do they think of NBC?

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
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16 September, 2007 - 03:11
thugarchist wrote:
I thought the peacock represented the devil?

Yeah according to the Wiki thingy some try and keep in with the devil as represented by the peacock cos they believe God is all-forgiving so that 's all right - therefore it is the Devil they have to keep in with. Misses a number of points but still... neutral

j.rogue "Not as good as cops."
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16 September, 2007 - 03:26
xConorx wrote:
I suppose the liberals will tell us they're racist too!

Wait, aren't the Mormons racist? I thought they say the reason the natives have dark skin is a curse from god cuz they are heathens or something.

petey "They gonna eat your shoulders."
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16 September, 2007 - 03:29

oh no, they had a "revelation" that that was wrong.

Devrim "Enternasyonalist Komünist Sol"
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16 September, 2007 - 03:31
thugarchist wrote:
I thought the peacock represented the devil?

No, they think he is an angel. Unfortunately, he has the same name as the devil.
They aren't really devil worshipers.
It is a part of the 'Cult of the Angels'.
Devrim

nothingnegated "strike a match and burn away every tie that binds me to this place"
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16 September, 2007 - 03:56
j.rogue wrote:
xConorx wrote:
I suppose the liberals will tell us they're racist too!

Wait, aren't the Mormons racist? I thought they say the reason the natives have dark skin is a curse from god cuz they are heathens or something.

who says americans don't do irony. roll eyes

j.rogue "Not as good as cops."
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16 September, 2007 - 04:34

dear god are you boring.

nothingnegated "strike a match and burn away every tie that binds me to this place"
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16 September, 2007 - 04:37
j.rogue wrote:
dear god are you boring.

no my child merely cynical and unmotivated.

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
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16 September, 2007 - 05:21
nothingnegated wrote:
j.rogue wrote:
dear god are you boring.

no my child merely cynical and unmotivated.

No little leprechaun. Boring.

Leo "Communist Left Forever"
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16 September, 2007 - 07:25
Quote:
I thought the peacock represented the devil?

Yeah it does: they believe that devil admitted his faults and became an angel.

Quote:
Did God Have Sex With Mary?

I actually heard that it was a horny Roman soldier instead of God but maybe they are the same thing after all.

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
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16 September, 2007 - 07:28
Leo Uilleann wrote:
Quote:
I thought the peacock represented the devil?

Yeah it does; they believe that devil admitted his faults and became an angel.

Is there a 'fall' legend before that or no?

Leo "Communist Left Forever"
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16 September, 2007 - 07:30
Quote:
Is there a 'fall' legend before that or no?

Yeah there is. That's what the devil allegedly apologizes for.

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
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16 September, 2007 - 07:57

Religion is hilarious.

nothingnegated "strike a match and burn away every tie that binds me to this place"
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16 September, 2007 - 10:54
thugarchist wrote:
nothingnegated wrote:
j.rogue wrote:
dear god are you boring.

no my child merely cynical and unmotivated.

No little leprechaun. Boring.

ah bless, chivalry. grin

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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16 September, 2007 - 11:40
nothingnegated wrote:
thugarchist wrote:
nothingnegated wrote:
j.rogue wrote:
dear god are you boring.

no my child merely cynical and unmotivated.

No little leprechaun. Boring.

ah bless, chivalry. grin

Revol is right, can't the admins add an entry for "irony" into the Libcom glossary?

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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16 September, 2007 - 14:55
xConorx wrote:
Revol is right

Conor left libcom logged in at Revol's? eek

nothingnegated "strike a match and burn away every tie that binds me to this place"
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16 September, 2007 - 14:59
jef costello wrote:
xConorx wrote:
Revol is right

Conor left libcom logged in at Revol's? eek

nah wasn't me, maybe it was the same joker who hacked your account on MATB and made you look like a tit spouting nonsense about autism. grin

bozemananarchy
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16 September, 2007 - 17:19
j.rogue wrote:
Wait, aren't the Mormons racist? I thought they say the reason the natives have dark skin is a curse from god cuz they are heathens or something.

Yea, its simply that pesky "Mark of Cain"

arf
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16 September, 2007 - 23:18

didnt he visit her as a shower of gold?

arf
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16 September, 2007 - 23:19

my cousin (religious type) reckons that jesus will visit the earth sometime soonish wearing clothes with no seams. as i can now knit entirely seamless jumpers i reckon that makes me at least as good as jesus.