the donut was not mine

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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Submitted by juozokas on 12 June, 2008 - 19:08.

I just went to the servo to get some fags and as i bought them i go,

me - 'hey, how long have those donuts been sitting there'
guy - 'since yesterday'
me - 'oh ok nah dont worry'
guy - 'im gonna waste em anyway'
me - 'you're gonna waste em? ill eat it'
guy - 'i cant do that'
me - 'youre going to throw it in the bin anyway'
guy - 'sorry'
me - 'it feels better in our stomach lets eat them together'
guy - *laughing* 'sorry'
me - 'THE LAST CAPITALIST WILL BE HUNG WITH THE GUTS OF THE LAST BUREACRAT'

nah i didn't really say the last bit

one day you will be mine but it was not meant to be

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juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:11

you know what else? my proletarian critique of the commodification of the pink sprinkled donut aside, i just spent money in that fucking place. he should have given me the donut

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
12 June, 2008 - 19:12

Should have dumpster dived them.

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:13

nah i prefer toast over syringe and condom donut

ein auslander
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12 June, 2008 - 19:15

the other day i saw someone buy a sandwich that was going to be thrown away, the counter lady took five p off. five p. tut.

weeler "temp banned"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:20

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:24

is that good or bad

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
12 June, 2008 - 19:24

lol, someone can't interpret a graph...

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:26

the wins are going up, right? the time line confused me
we are not all phd students and graph readers

weeler "temp banned"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:45

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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12 June, 2008 - 19:46

time goes from left to right i'm afraid.

weeler "temp banned"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:48

You didnt know that? Its peasy, Ive know that sinceI was 7.

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:49

the numbers are ascending from right to left

ein auslander
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12 June, 2008 - 19:53

time works in mysterious ways

weeler "temp banned"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:54
juozokas wrote:
the numbers are ascending from right to left

Thats actually the descending rate of win, mostly from you posting in this thread. You crashed and burned dude try here - www.anarchistblackcat.org

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 19:58

i am leaving

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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12 June, 2008 - 20:01

Come back juozokas! All is forgiven!

ein auslander
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12 June, 2008 - 20:01
juozokas wrote:
i am leaving

don't go, I liked your story - look up - I posted something about a sandwich which wasnt very funny but i still gave it a go.

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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12 June, 2008 - 20:04

i thought it was funny dude, 'five p. tut', i lol'ed
weeler my downfall was inevitable but you are out of line with that shit

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
12 June, 2008 - 20:05

Don't leave! Weeler's just trying to impress the girls by being manly, ignore him.

ein auslander
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12 June, 2008 - 20:09
juozokas wrote:
i thought it was funny dude, 'five p. tut', i lol'ed

thanks, i do av me moments.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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12 June, 2008 - 20:38
Weeler wrote:
You didnt know that? Its peasy, Ive know that sinceI was 7.

not saying "ah" again?

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
12 June, 2008 - 20:40

in fairness Weeler's being a ballroot here
good story Juozokas!

Shops can be rights stingey bastards!
Shop I worked in, and was in fact Revol's supervisor in, we used to take all the bread round to the homeless shelter when i was on duty. Other supervisors were cunts though.

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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12 June, 2008 - 20:41
xConorx wrote:
Other supervisors were cunts though.

By that I assume you mean they let the Wee Cunt have breaks and shit?

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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12 June, 2008 - 20:43
xConorx wrote:
I ...and .... Revol .... used to take all the bread round to the homeless shelter when i was on duty.

lolarious mental image.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
12 June, 2008 - 20:44

well by break if you mean, me, him and my brother taking stuff out the back and smashing it up and throwing stuff at adjacent buildings from the top of the fire escape, then yes

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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12 June, 2008 - 20:45

Well he had to get his practice in Prague somewhere...

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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12 June, 2008 - 20:52
Jess wrote:
xConorx wrote:
I ...and .... Revol .... used to take all the bread round to the homeless shelter when i was on duty.

lolarious mental image.

well it was mostly me, he doesn't like homelesses

Jack "Yes we can"
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14 June, 2008 - 09:49

Is juozokas the one who needs to get a job?

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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14 June, 2008 - 21:24

yeah i did but i got one
it's not making pins or anything but

dee
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14 June, 2008 - 21:36
xConorx wrote:
Weeler wrote:
You didnt know that? Its peasy, Ive know that sinceI was 7.

not saying "ah" again?

this is not an 'ah' situation.

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