Dumbledore is not gay

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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Submitted by xConorx on 24 October, 2007 - 10:52.

So despite the author of Harry Potter saying that Dumbledore is Gay
it was only a mattter of time before a young-earth creationist applied the logic of biblical inerrancy to the Harry Potter books:
Dumbledore is not Gay: Taking Stories More Seriously than the Author

grrregg "advertise here"
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24 October, 2007 - 11:00

IF he was gay, would 'bears' like him? And if they did, do you reckon he would be a top or a bottom?
Just wondering eek
Why do I know so much?

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 October, 2007 - 11:09

I'm not really in a position to comment cos I've never read Harry Potter cos I think it looks shite. I just thought it was funny that a creationist dude finds it so hard to accept that Dumbledore is gay, even though the person that created the Dumbledore character says so

Khawaga " - not a legendary physicist."
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24 October, 2007 - 11:24

I thought all those christian fundies think that Harry Potter is a demonic plot to replace christianity with wicca through making it popular among kids. Aaand, that Harry Potter is in fact the anti-Christ.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 October, 2007 - 11:37

Not all of them - they can't make their bloody minds up grrr!!
I wish they were just a big homogenous lump - but there's all these trendy ones trying to rescue Harry Potter and turn into something compatible with their own world-view. the magic was bad enough, but.... GAY????!!?! - no way!

j.rogue "Not as good as cops."
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24 October, 2007 - 17:22

You all need to see this movie. It is hilarious.

lem "feel free to check my edits :)"
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24 October, 2007 - 17:26

laugh out loud
conor are you trying to come out smile

jimmer
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24 October, 2007 - 18:00

When I saw this thread, I thought the first post would be:

...he just enjoys MMA.

grin

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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24 October, 2007 - 18:07
lem wrote:
laugh out loud
conor are you trying to come out :)

This doesn't even make sense! At least in the MMA threads it kinda worked, unlucky Lem.

Now Jimmer's one, that works wink

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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24 October, 2007 - 19:36
xConorx wrote:
Now Jimmer's one, that works ;)

It's funny because it's true.

ncwob "'I hope the bourgoeisie will remember my carbuncles until their dying day' - K. Marx "
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26 October, 2007 - 05:59
j.rogue wrote:
You all need to see this movie. It is hilarious.

The comment on this are amazing. Jesus fucking Christ what a bunch of nutjobs.

madashell "KSW, LOL"
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26 October, 2007 - 08:59

I love the fact that the production company is called "Jeremiah Films" grin

lem "feel free to check my edits :)"
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26 October, 2007 - 11:07
xConorx wrote:
lem wrote:
laugh out loud
conor are you trying to come out :)

This doesn't even make sense! At least in the MMA threads it kinda worked, unlucky Lem.

Now Jimmer's one, that works wink

i misread the op tbh, i thougt you were just whining about dumbeldore not being gay. typicaly "i'm about to come out" behaviour if you were roll eyes

j.rogue "Not as good as cops."
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26 October, 2007 - 18:39
ncwob wrote:
j.rogue wrote:
You all need to see this movie. It is hilarious.

The comment on this are amazing. Jesus fucking Christ what a bunch of nutjobs.

I have actually seen the film, it is amazing. Really, if you can find it and want to waste some time laughing at wacko christians, I highly recommend it.

lrnec
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29 October, 2007 - 20:18

Try the movie, Jesus Camp, its the same kind of funny haha wait a moment their serious dam that’s actually scarily creepy.

dara "a diversion away from class politics"
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29 October, 2007 - 22:19
"John Mark Reynolds wrote:
No offense to an excellent author, but Dumbledore no longer belongs only to Rowling. He also belongs to her readers who have been given a series of books in which Rowling was free to say what she wanted to say .

what he meant to say was:

Quote:
No offense to an excellent author, but the Bible no longer belongs only to God. It also belongs to its readers who have been given a series of books in which God was free to say what He wanted to say.

weeler "temp banned"
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29 October, 2007 - 22:21

It's the death of the author. Obv.