Ed and Alan.....

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
Submitted by revol68 on 14 March, 2007 - 12:39.

Arsenal FC: end of season dinner dance menu

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2007
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
Posts: 1525 Joined: 19-07-05 Location: Oxford/Ipswich
14 March, 2007 - 13:12

Where did you copy and paste that from?

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
14 March, 2007 - 13:19
Grace wrote:
Where did you copy and paste that from?

you shhhh!

this is a heterosexual mans thread for men, big hearty yorkie munching men!

madashell "KSW, LOL"
Posts: 3114 Joined: 19-06-06 Location: Merseyside
14 March, 2007 - 14:07
revol68 wrote:
big hearty yorkie munching men!

Sounds perfectly heterosexual to me.

gav "If you want something, don't ask for nothing"
Posts: 802 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: London
14 March, 2007 - 16:22

thank you revol for proving that puns are, indeed, the worst form of humour. here is how it breaks down btw:

Good humour:
Ironic racism and homophobia
Comedy songs
Surrealism
Objects, which shouldn't explode, crashing into a wall, and exploding anyway.

Bad humour:
Literalism
Racist jokes
Satirical Impressions
Political cartoons in broadsheet newspapers
Puns

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
14 March, 2007 - 16:27
gav wrote:
thank you revol for proving that puns are, indeed, the worst form of humour. here is how it breaks down btw:

Good humour:
Ironic racism and homophobia
Comedy songs
Surrealism
Objects, which shouldn't explode, crashing into a wall, and exploding anyway.

Bad humour:
Literalism
Racist jokes
Satirical Impressions
Political cartoons in broadsheet newspapers
Puns

ahh haa but what about ironic puns centred around a playful heterosexual identity haphazardly held together by football?

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
14 March, 2007 - 16:29
gav wrote:
Bad humour:
Literalism
Racist jokes
Satirical Impressions
Political cartoons in broadsheet newspapers
Puns

You forgot "Jokes in the Green Wing"

petey "They gonna eat your shoulders."
Posts: 2966 Joined: 13-10-05
14 March, 2007 - 16:30

but if the pun is really bad, then it's good.
puns problematize the supervening binary

Ed "coming at you with two biscuits.."
Posts: 1072 Joined: 01-10-03 Location: Brighton
14 March, 2007 - 16:33

Yeah mate, it looks like the sort of joke you'd get off one of those really lame viral emails. Like "if con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress".

You at work by any chance belfast? Nice day down here on the south coast, I've been hanging out with two of my lovely gay friends, drinking mojitos on the beach and exchanging places in the world we want to travel to. Better than sniffing glue in your work toilets while the ugly girl in the office who's just sucked you off spits semen out from between the gap in her teeth.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
14 March, 2007 - 16:35
Ed wrote:
Better than sniffing glue in your work toilets while the ugly girl in the office who's just sucked you off spits semen out from between the gap in her teeth.

Spooky.

neutral

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
14 March, 2007 - 16:36
Ed wrote:
Yeah mate, it looks like the sort of joke you'd get off one of those really lame viral emails. Like "if con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress".

You at work by any chance belfast? Nice day down here on the south coast, I've been hanging out with two of my lovely gay friends, drinking mojitos on the beach and exchanging places in the world we want to travel to. Better than sniffing glue in your work toilets while the ugly girl in the office who's just sucked you off spits semen out from between the gap in her teeth.

haha yeah i stole it from Urban75.

and just you remember i was hanging out with the gays when you were still carrying out racist assaults on Irish kids, in defence of Old Trafford no less.

Just you wait you lil shit, your student days will come to an end and then you can have this bollox to look forward to!

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9964 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
14 March, 2007 - 17:05

good: Man getting hit in groin by football [sic] starring George C. Scott.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
14 March, 2007 - 23:57
gav wrote:
thank you revol for proving that puns are, indeed, the worst form of humour. here is how it breaks down btw:

Good humour:
Ironic racism and homophobia

are you saying I'm some sort of comic genius? wink

gav wrote:
Comedy songs

no way, pretty much all comedy songs are shite, or maybe the genre has just been ruined by Victoria Wood

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
Posts: 5173 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: SE4
15 March, 2007 - 01:39

Jesus, Belfast is stealing jokes from Urban 75 now? Man, what a decline. Almost Brandoesque.

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
Posts: 4158 Joined: 26-11-06 Location: Seattle, WA US of A
15 March, 2007 - 02:13
Alan wrote:
Man, what a decline. Almost Brandoesque.

He weighs 400 pounds and doesn't wear pants on the set?

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
15 March, 2007 - 05:47
Alan wrote:
Jesus, Belfast is stealing jokes from Urban 75 now? Man, what a decline. Almost Brandoesque.

yes but a postmodern one!