Facts - a thread for them

Submitted by weeler on 8 September, 2008 - 13:49.

I know its been done before, but its to stop me from trolling the AF board.


This MAN, who happens to have a female reproductive system including a fully functioning womb, vagina, ovaries and no male penis or testicles or ability to produce semen, is pregnant! AMAZING. Its not just a woman who took a bit of hgh and some testosterone, I mean - look at that haircut its a man's, so SHE is obviously a man.

Can someone explain this one to me really slowly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

JUDITH:
I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
REG:
Agreed. Francis?
FRANCIS:
Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--
STAN:
Or woman.
FRANCIS:
Or woman... to rid himself--
STAN:
Or herself.
FRANCIS:
Or herself.
REG:
Agreed.
FRANCIS:
Thank you, brother.
STAN:
Or sister.
FRANCIS:
Or sister. Where was I?
REG:
I think you'd finished.
FRANCIS:
Oh. Right.
REG:
Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
STAN:
Or woman.
REG:
Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.
STAN:
Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN:
I want to be one.
REG:
What?
STAN:
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG:
What?!
LORETTA:
It's my right as a man.
JUDITH:
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA:
I want to have babies.
REG:
You want to have babies?!
LORETTA:
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG:
But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA:
Don't you oppress me.
REG:
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
[crying]
JUDITH:
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS:
Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG:
What's the point?
FRANCIS:
What?
REG:
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS:
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG:
Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

8 September, 2008 - 13:59

http://libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/the-worlds-first-pregnant-man-04072008

for old times sake wink

"Sick woman has baby"
A woman, who thinks she is a man, had a baby. The woman, 34, who has a beard, thinks she is a man and calls herself Thomas. Scientists who examined the woman explained her ability to conceive and carry a baby to term by virtue of the fact that she is a woman.
A reproductive specialist at the Oregon hospital where the woman gave birth had this to say, "Thomas is brain-sick. This mean she thinks she is a man. She has a beard and a man's name, but was born a woman, has all the woman parts and has a womb, ovaries and so was able to have a baby because she is a woman and not a man."
Thomas, a woman, intends to keep pretending she is a man so she can write a book, get loads of attention, make money, and make her child's life miserable.

8 September, 2008 - 14:04

lolsome

8 September, 2008 - 14:59

why do you give a fuck about this? just for the lolz?

8 September, 2008 - 15:00

yes

8 September, 2008 - 15:00

Fact - if you have a womb, ovaries, vagina, and an XX sex chromosone you are definitely a female woman.

8 September, 2008 - 15:01

for science baby

8 September, 2008 - 15:06
Jess wrote:
Fact - if you have a womb, ovaries, vagina, and an XX sex chromosone you are definitely a female woman.

and a tautology.

8 September, 2008 - 15:07
Jess wrote:
Fact - if you have a womb, ovaries, vagina, and an XX sex chromosone you are definitely a female woman.

cue Revol talking about monosomics and various other aneuploids, yikes

8 September, 2008 - 15:10
xConorx wrote:
Jess wrote:
Fact - if you have a womb, ovaries, vagina, and an XX sex chromosone you are definitely a female woman.

cue Revol talking about monosomics and various other aneuploids, yikes

yeah how dare nature be so rude as to not fit perfectly into binary categories, fucking anti scientist relativist piece of shit that it is. wink

8 September, 2008 - 15:14

they are called freaks of nature actually

8 September, 2008 - 20:33

They are called mentalists. Women who think they are men and men who think they are women need psychiatric help not chopped up and pumped fulla hormones. The quack shrinks and plastic surgeons who make loadsa money outta these people should all be fucking shot or sent to the gulags.

Anarchism is not about letting sick people let sick people cut them up.

8 September, 2008 - 23:22
Jess wrote:
Fact - if you have a womb, ovaries, vagina, and an XX sex chromosone you are definitely a female woman.

All female chimps, gorillas, orang-utans, bonobos, gibbons possess these structures.

FACTUAL SCIENCEFAIL!!

9 September, 2008 - 21:22
9 September, 2008 - 22:42

Good joke and it falls within the PC-ometer.

9 September, 2008 - 22:55
xConorx wrote:
Good joke and it falls within the PC-ometer.

of course it does, criticism of essentialist gender politics and a medical model approach to mental health issues is always PC... oh wait unless it's applied to the politics of transgenderism, in which case it becomes ignorant and bigotted.

amazing really.

9 September, 2008 - 23:11


This pic is conors.

10 September, 2008 - 13:46

Here lads can you not question why someone wants their genitals mutilated, it might offend someone.