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Submitted by jef costello on 15 August, 2008 - 13:35.

15 August, 2008 - 13:39

15 August, 2008 - 14:28

15 August, 2008 - 14:33

15 August, 2008 - 14:36

The girl from the OP photo pretty much had her life ruined by being photoshopped all over the place doing her horrible 'mosh'.

15 August, 2008 - 14:38

And then the lawyers came. Someone met her in the states? She was a bitch.

15 August, 2008 - 15:10

15 August, 2008 - 15:23
Jenni wrote:

grin

15 August, 2008 - 15:28

I have a tourist leaflet about that place my local station had. tongue

Seriously fucking weird tourist attraction, was gonna start a related thread, still might. smile

15 August, 2008 - 15:42

http://www.secretnuclearbunker.com/

Quote:
We are currently the biggest and deepest cold war bunker open to the public in southeast England!

... jaysus how many cold war bunkers open to the public in southeast England are there?!

15 August, 2008 - 16:38

'jaysus' is a word for irish people to say, not north-england turncoats, please refrain from stealing our words, imperialist prick.

15 August, 2008 - 16:39

Ah, they had to specify which region, as there are others around the country...
http://www.hackgreen.co.uk/.

15 August, 2008 - 16:40
xConorx wrote:
'jaysus' is a word for irish people to say, not north-england turncoats, please refrain from stealing our words, imperialist prick.

It's not stealing, it's disseminating them to a wider audience.

15 August, 2008 - 16:50

we're quite capable of that you patronising english cunts

wink

15 August, 2008 - 16:52

grin
all your words are belong to us.

15 August, 2008 - 17:00
Jenni wrote:
grin
all your words are belong to us.

grin

15 August, 2008 - 18:54
Quote:
Conferences
We are able to offer a unique location for conferences in the secure environment of a nuclear bunker. Our conference room is fitted with a telephone line and Over Head Projector. A video and television can also be easily arranged.
We can also provide coffee, buffet lunch etc.

grin

I will suggest it for the next AFED conf, tho i fully expect SolFed will want to fight me for it. smile

Also they do parties but not for those aged 12 - 40. sad Again, bizarre, why these ages? I guess they want to avoid the Club 18-30 crowd who are hammering on their (secure! ) doors. grin

Amazing. Both teh website and leaflet are amazing. Shoot i should have started a thread when i picked up the leaflet - now Jenni has beaten me to the punch. sad wink (I was gonna do on one weirdest tourist attraction. )

15 August, 2008 - 19:03
Quote:
Corporate Gifts.

These may be given as incentives, prizes, or mementoes of the visit

and can be placed at table settings if required or on seats as a welcome gift..

Bunker china mug. £2.50

Bunker plastic mug £2.00

Bullet key ring. £1.00

Protect and Survive booklet £1.00

Selection of own labeled jams/pickles. £2.20

Gift mugs with 3 or 4 other gifts inside. £5.50

Silver plated tea spoons with motif. £4.50

Secret nuclear command bunker pencil .25p

Secret nuclear bunker pens. .35p

Fridge magnets £2.00

Nothing but win, the bunker even produces its own jams and pickles, so if we were bombed, we would be ok on the condiments front. smile

But it would be difficult to reproduce if those aged 12-40 are excluded from the bunker. neutral

15 August, 2008 - 19:11
Lone Wolf} wrote:

But it would be difficult to reproduce if those aged 12-40 are excluded from the bunker. neutral

They'd probably be rutting in the post-bomb countryside like Pompey teenagers on cheap cider night.

It's a shame tho, I was quite taken with the idea of bunker jam. I shall consider digging my own bunker, and you can come along if you want. I can't make jam, but do a wicked mushroom stroganoff.

15 August, 2008 - 19:15
dee wrote:
Lone Wolf} wrote:

But it would be difficult to reproduce if those aged 12-40 are excluded from the bunker. neutral

They'd probably be rutting in the post-bomb countryside like Pompey teenagers on cheap cider night.

It's a shame tho, I was quite taken with the idea of bunker jam. I shall consider digging my own bunker, and you can come along if you want. I can't make jam, but do a wicked mushroom stroganoff.

I was forgetting you like chatting about reproductive stuff smile

Thanks for the offer, the stroganoff sounds amazing. Good luck with the digging, i will lend a hand if asked. cool

15 August, 2008 - 19:24

cheers hon -I has made gift for you on my very first thread made all by myself xxx

15 August, 2008 - 19:32
dee wrote:
cheers hon -I has made gift for you on my very first thread made all by myself xxx

Gets you:

cool cool cool

16 August, 2008 - 01:57

16 August, 2008 - 22:01

here's the classic shot of anarchyjordan army performing its surprise attack on the libcom crew when they were posing ....for the camera

16 August, 2008 - 22:04

You really want to be one of us, no?

16 August, 2008 - 22:13

i'm actually worth five of you.
but i know you want to be one of me and join anarchyjordan army