Fake-tan disasters
May 7 2007 10:59
May 7 2007 11:27
#2
streaks or splotches?
May 7 2007 11:43
#3
Is this why you wouldn't go meet cantdo yesterday?
May 7 2007 11:45
#4
If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan. Sounds like a pain in the arse.
May 7 2007 11:56
#5
xConorx wrote:
If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan. Sounds like a pain in the arse.
claire uses some moisturiser that has a subtle tanning effect, her and kim trying to put it on me last year. To be honest it looked pretty sweet cos it was subtle and didn't leave you looking like I did when they made me black up at school to play the african wise man in christmas play.
May 7 2007 11:56
#6
xConorx wrote:
If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan. Sounds like a pain in the arse.
if you were a girl i'd buy you a veil!
May 7 2007 12:20
#7
revol68 wrote:
xConorx wrote:
If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan. Sounds like a pain in the arse.if you were a girl i'd buy you a veil!
if you were a girl I'd throw acid in your face. In fact, I think I might just do it for a laugh anyway.
May 7 2007 12:31
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If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan.
It's not just for girls (and revol). Wayne made me fake tan his legs when he had to wear a kilt at a wedding. Is he gonna kill me for outing him?
May 7 2007 12:32
#9
lucy_parsons wrote:
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If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan.It's not just for girls (and revol). Wayne made me fake tan his legs when he had to wear a kilt at a wedding. Is he gonna kill me for outing him?
outting what? everyone knows the gays love their tango tans.
May 7 2007 12:43
#10
Fake tan's for Essex girls.
May 7 2007 12:47
#11
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Fake tan's for Essex girls.
Like Paris Hilton?
May 7 2007 12:50
#12
lucy_parsons wrote:
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If I was a girl I couldn't be arsed wearing fake tan.It's not just for girls (and revol). Wayne made me fake tan his legs when he had to wear a kilt at a wedding. Is he gonna kill me for outing him?
jesus christ
May 7 2007 12:55
#13
Alan wrote:
Fake tan's for Essex girls.
Can everyone extend a warm welcome to our much esteemed visitor from 1992!
May 7 2007 13:00
#14
You wearing fake tan wouldn't be a good idea, unless you were trying to match your cheeks with your teeth.
May 7 2007 13:01
#15
revol68 wrote:
Alan wrote:
Fake tan's for Essex girls.Can everyone extend a warm welcome to our much esteemed visitor from 1992!
Were you even born in 1992?
May 7 2007 13:02
#16
thugarchist wrote:
revol68 wrote:
Alan wrote:
Fake tan's for Essex girls.Can everyone extend a warm welcome to our much esteemed visitor from 1992!
Were you even born in 1992?
straight outta 81.
May 7 2007 13:05
#17
revol68 wrote:
claire uses some moisturiser that has a subtle tanning effect, her and kim trying to put it on me last year. To be honest it looked pretty sweet cos it was subtle
That's what mine advertised itself as. "builds up a subtle tan over time". The liars.
May 7 2007 13:07
#18
revol68 wrote:
thugarchist wrote:
revol68 wrote:
Alan wrote:
Fake tan's for Essex girls.Can everyone extend a warm welcome to our much esteemed visitor from 1992!
Were you even born in 1992?
straight outta 81.
I saw the Cars play the Providence Civic Center in '81.
May 7 2007 13:07
#19
Jess wrote:
revol68 wrote:
claire uses some moisturiser that has a subtle tanning effect, her and kim trying to put it on me last year. To be honest it looked pretty sweet cos it was subtleThat's what mine advertised itself as. "builds up a subtle tan over time". The liars.
you do know one bottle lasts a month atleast????
May 7 2007 13:10
#20
I didn't use much, I can't understand what went wrong.
May 7 2007 13:38
#21
Skin absorbs it differently depending on how much flesh is underneath and how much the skin stretches. So thighs absorb less than calves, which absorb less than shins which absorb less than knees.
Get it done professionally, this involves chemicals and is clearly a bit on the taxing side.
I think there's an episode of Friends that might give you some pointers.
May 7 2007 14:03
#22
Wouldn't it be easier to move to a country where you actually see the sun.
May 7 2007 14:46
#23
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Wayne made me fake tan his legs when he had to wear a kilt at a wedding.
Fuck you. Looked fucking good but didn't I? Pity my date let me down by holding her dress together with a safety pin and refusing to eat her dinner...
May 7 2007 14:54
#24
Wayne wrote:
Fuck you. Looked fucking good but didn't I? Pity my date let me down by holding her dress together with a safety pin and refusing to eat her dinner...
So you can post on important stuff eh?
Poor old Revol misses you so much.
May 7 2007 14:56
#25
Wayne wrote:
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Wayne made me fake tan his legs when he had to wear a kilt at a wedding.Fuck you. Looked fucking good but didn't I? Pity my date let me down by holding her dress together with a safety pin and refusing to eat her dinner...
I told you I was a size 8 before you bought the dress, dickhead!
May 7 2007 15:19
#26
do you look like this Jess,
or like a black and white minstrel?
May 7 2007 15:24
#27
Peter wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to move to a country where you actually see the sun.
We had four whole days of sun last week 
May 7 2007 18:01
#28
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my date let me down by holding her dress together with a safety pin
That's punk, beatch. And it was my bra, not my dress.
May 7 2007 18:06
#29
lucy_parsons wrote:
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my date let me down by holding her dress together with a safety pinThat's punk, beatch. And it was my bra, not my dress.
where Wayne's from you are and always will be 'a hippy'.
May 8 2007 00:21
#30
madashell wrote:
Peter wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to move to a country where you actually see the sun.We had four whole days of sun last week
Don't be crazy, it's never sunny anywhere north of East Anglia. And it's always cold north of the river. Essex is fuckin freezing in fact.
is it all streaky and hilarious?