FAO Jack, re:Lily Allen

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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Submitted by xConorx on 15 March, 2007 - 00:04.

She was just on ITV's Orange Playlist. She actually came across as not a bellend, pretty sound.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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15 March, 2007 - 08:34

Is this your idea of a joke, Conor? Because it's not funny. angry

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
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15 March, 2007 - 16:00

have you not heard Alfie? i mean jack even you can't like that, can you? it's so fucking appalling there aren't even words...

Jack "Yes we can"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:14

Obviously I hate it.

Gav had to check that before he was prepared to fly with me last week. wink

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
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15 March, 2007 - 16:20

but don't you realise that she did that because she's shit?

Jack "Yes we can"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:22

It was an ironic novelty track from the album that the record company released against her wishes.

Probably.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:24
John. wrote:
it's so fucking appalling there aren't even words...

oh but there are words..

Quote:
....Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

It really is terrible, I imagine with Alfie not bringing home the bacon it must be hard staying above the bread line in Keith Allen's house.

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:26

Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

Jack "Yes we can"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:31

I wish I had a sister who cared for me enough to humiliate me in the form of a charting pop single.

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:33

she only says it cos she cares jack

Jack "Yes we can"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:46

Yes, that's what I was referring to, hence the use of the word "cared" in there.

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
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15 March, 2007 - 16:51

and the dialectic is closed.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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15 March, 2007 - 17:08

jesus I still think her music is shite and I wanted to hate her, but she seemed alright - all I'm sayin like

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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15 March, 2007 - 17:11

What wrong with "Alfie"?

revol68 "the voice of britain"
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15 March, 2007 - 17:13
Jess wrote:
What wrong with "Alfie"?

he smokes too much weed and doesn't get up till tea time, jesus christ pay attention child!

Rob Ray "The difficulty with unions is how to turn grump into thump."
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15 March, 2007 - 17:22

I used to do that, it was fun. Now I have a job sad.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
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15 March, 2007 - 17:24
Saii wrote:
I used to do that, it was fun. Now I have a job sad.

for the destruction of wage labour, for 40 quid ounces and a rloft room in your mums house!

now that we have the maximialist programme in check what about the miminalist one?

pepe carvalho "lickety split"
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16 March, 2007 - 16:10

her armpits are nice though