For Lone Wolf: Weird days out...

Submitted by dee on 15 August, 2008 - 19:22.

As you are generous in posting stuff for others, a gift for you...enjoy xx

Why not visit the Lawnmower museum in Southport?http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/
See:
Lawnmowers of the Rich and Famous!
Some of the fastest Lawnmowers in the world (seen on TV).
The Unique Cordless Electric Ride on Mower.
Lawnmowers being used before the time of Custers Last Stand.
The water cooled 'Egg Boiler Lawnmower.
A genuine 2" Lawnmower.

Marvel! at the revolutionary nature of the origins of the lawnmower!

"The lawnmower was invented by Edwin Beard Budding in 1830. He was working in a cotton mill in Stroud, Gloucester, where he designed a machine to cut the knap off cloth. His revolutionary idea was to use it to cut grass!!. At the time people thought he was a lunatic to use such a contraption, so he tested the machine at night so no one could see him."

Crazy name, crazy guy!

And they have a DVD.

15 August, 2008 - 19:25

Cheers Dee! grin

OK so we will make this the official "what is the weirdest tourist attraction" thread. cool

15 August, 2008 - 19:26

I think I might have another one - it gave me nightmares for years...just let me google it..

15 August, 2008 - 19:27

i visited a radio/wireless museum up in orkney. it was in a guys shed and had loads of radios pre-war etc. 3 people in it at one time and the shed was stowed out!!!

15 August, 2008 - 19:30
Quote:
It's mower interesting and Have even mower fun!
All lawns are made of grass, but all grass are not lawns!
When the growing gets rough, the tough get mowing!

Visit the British Lawnmower Museum
It's all you need to mow.

grin

Grammatical FAIL!

15 August, 2008 - 19:34

Brilliant! Makes me want to make my shed a museum (but then I'd have to ditch the comfy armchair, magazines and booze when I want to smoke in comfort).

The museum I remember vividly from my childhood has now closed, thank fuck. It was situated in Jamaica Inn in Cornwall, and while the bits on smuggling were cool, the bits on Daphne du Maurier were meh, the section which wrought terror into my heart was the bit called Mr Potter's Museum of Curiosities, of which this is a fair representative of the contents....

that's right boys and girls, dead animals stuffed, dressed and displayed in eerie tableaux that any serious fetishistic murderer would be proud of. No wonder I ended up the way I did..
Now,anybody got more?

15 August, 2008 - 22:35

Known and loved by East Anglians everywhere, it's Gnome Magic. More gnomes, in a garden, than you can shake a fishing pole at. The website even has a build your own gnome game with a frankly rather suspicious throbbing red thing...

15 August, 2008 - 23:33

Urgh Dee - i agree - disturbing stuff!! eek Lovely for kids.... neutral

Agree it would be cool to create a museum out of a shed, i would prolly have quite liked the one with the old wirelesses..my late father was a "radio ham." cool

16 August, 2008 - 00:02

There's a Ramones museum in Berlin. It's just two rooms in a guy's house that are full of Ramones related crap he has collected over the years. I didn't go obviously.

16 August, 2008 - 00:18

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16 August, 2008 - 00:54
dee wrote:
the section which wrought terror into my heart was the bit called Mr Potter's Museum of Curiosities, of which this is a fair representative of the contents....

that's right boys and girls, dead animals stuffed, dressed and displayed in eerie tableaux that any serious fetishistic murderer would be proud of. No wonder I ended up the way I did..
Now,anybody got more?

Shit.. I had suppressed this horrific memory until just now when it's all resurfaced in a terrifying flurry of dead stuffed paws and teacups cry

16 August, 2008 - 10:43
Rob Ray wrote:
Known and loved by East Anglians everywhere, it's Gnome Magic. More gnomes, in a garden, than you can shake a fishing pole at. The website even has a build your own gnome game with a frankly rather suspicious throbbing red thing...

uurgh. gnomes make me uncomfortable.

16 August, 2008 - 10:48
Jenni wrote:
dee wrote:
the section which wrought terror into my heart was the bit called Mr Potter's Museum of Curiosities, of which this is a fair representative of the contents....

that's right boys and girls, dead animals stuffed, dressed and displayed in eerie tableaux that any serious fetishistic murderer would be proud of. No wonder I ended up the way I did..
Now,anybody got more?

Shit.. I had suppressed this horrific memory until just now when it's all resurfaced in a terrifying flurry of dead stuffed paws and teacups cry

That's nothing - you should have seen the stuffed frogs.
It's only just struck me - d'you think Mr Potter was Beatrix's dark twin? She was up in the lake district, doing her nicey-nicey watercolours, and he thought "there's a few bob to be made in anthropomorphising wildlife...hmm. but I can't draw to save my arse....got it! fetch the sawdust and the bellows!" I bet he laughed evilly while he was stuffing the animals.

16 August, 2008 - 12:22

The possibility has crossed my mind, yes.


The Tale of Tom Kitten, alternative ending

16 August, 2008 - 12:40

you see - marriage again. Always a bad ending.wink

16 August, 2008 - 19:20
jef costello wrote:
There's a Ramones museum in Berlin. It's just two rooms in a guy's house that are full of Ramones related crap he has collected over the years. I didn't go obviously.

you obviously missed out, i would have definately gone to that one, the ramones are brilliant!!! you complete and utter philistine!!

16 August, 2008 - 22:14

Yeah, but wouldn't you have been a bit uncomfortable in someone's house? I mean, in a museum if you disagree with something, or get bored, you can amuse yourself in other ways (like pushing your brothers off tanks at the Bovington Tank Museum), but if it's a house, then it'd be a bit weird.

17 August, 2008 - 18:50

yes i see where you are coming from, guy could be some sort of serial killer!!! but i suppose someones house/shed etc its kinda cosy and personal. also if the guy turned his back on you i suppose you could nick his ramones gear.

17 August, 2008 - 22:26

Smuggling + Daphne de Maurier + Stuffed animal tea party = my idea of an epic holiday.

Jamaica Inn here I come!

17 August, 2008 - 22:32

oh noes, I just phoned up to book and apparently mr. potter's curiosity collection has been sold sad :( sad :(

17 August, 2008 - 22:33

Yes babe - i did say it had closed. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. sad

17 August, 2008 - 22:36
jambo1 wrote:
yes i see where you are coming from, guy could be some sort of serial killer!!! but i suppose someones house/shed etc its kinda cosy and personal. also if the guy turned his back on you i suppose you could nick his ramones gear.

Depends what the Ramones gear is, tbh. Unwashed shirts and stuff from a gig, toenail clippings, that kind of thing? And what if he is really enthusiastic about it, but after 10 minutes you want to leave coz it is shit? The social discomfort would be unbearable.

23 August, 2008 - 10:06
dee wrote:
jambo1 wrote:
yes i see where you are coming from, guy could be some sort of serial killer!!! but i suppose someones house/shed etc its kinda cosy and personal. also if the guy turned his back on you i suppose you could nick his ramones gear.

Depends what the Ramones gear is, tbh. Unwashed shirts and stuff from a gig, toenail clippings, that kind of thing? And what if he is really enthusiastic about it, but after 10 minutes you want to leave coz it is shit? The social discomfort would be unbearable.

I think you're about right there Dee. He has Joey Ramone's trainers apparently.

24 August, 2008 - 11:04

joey ramones trainers would be well worth nicking. i think i am going to be come a lifestylist type anarchist and just nick things.

24 August, 2008 - 11:50

What, are you the same shoe size as him?