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ftony "crews are for boats"
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Submitted by ftony on 25 June, 2007 - 12:29.

got back from glasto last night and i though i'd start this for folks who were also there...

The Definitive Guilde to the Good Bits and Bad Bits of Glastonbury 2007:

GOOD BITS

- bjork
- men in dresses
- i don't care what you lot think, but 99% of the time hippie girls are well hot
- my girlfriend's new forage cap (a la goldfrapp) mmmmmmmm
- the pussy parlure
- rodrigo y gabriella's cover version of metallica's old skool thrash classic 'orion'
- long drop toilets. not nearly as bad as the portaloos
- hot spicey cider
- babyhead
- the guy with the fibre-optic face in Lost Vagueness
- my new cardigan
- bright eyes

BAD BITS

- mud on my welles, trousers, fingernails, face, hair, ears, bag, map, t-shirt, tent, food, etc etc
- rain
- short periods of sunshine to get us all excited, followed by more rain
- paper plates
- being a steward, being asked stupid questions all the time, harrassed by stupid performers/roadies, shouted at by stupid punters, and not getting paid for any of it.
- the killers' set being far too quiet
- packing the tent away in the rain
- dickheads who dive in the mud then try to hug you
- dickheads who splash you with mud as they walk past
- missing micah p hinson, shirley bassey and chas n dave

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Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
25 June, 2007 - 12:45
ftony wrote:
GOOD BITS
- bright eyes

loser!

petey "They gonna eat your shoulders."
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25 June, 2007 - 13:00
Quote:
99% of the time hippie girls are well hot

this is true

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
25 June, 2007 - 13:02
newyawka wrote:
Quote:
99% of the time hippie girls are well hot

this is true

hippiness is less annoying in girls, infact like girls who are abit dippy, i loathe it in fella's.

ftony "crews are for boats"
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25 June, 2007 - 13:09
John. wrote:
ftony wrote:
GOOD BITS
- bright eyes

loser!

poser! tongue

ps. just for your amusement John i'll admit i rather liked modest mouse too

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6393 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
25 June, 2007 - 13:11
ftony wrote:
John. wrote:
ftony wrote:
GOOD BITS
- bright eyes

loser!

poser! tongue

ps. just for your amusement John i'll admit i rather liked modest mouse too

Seriously I am this close >---< to punching you in the face. Repeatedly.

ftony "crews are for boats"
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25 June, 2007 - 13:13

i'd like to see you try, all the way from manchester. naa naa n naa naa you can't catch me! grin

ftony "crews are for boats"
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25 June, 2007 - 13:28

another good bit i somehow forgot - seasick steve beardiest

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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25 June, 2007 - 16:58
revol68 wrote:
newyawka wrote:
Quote:
99% of the time hippie girls are well hot

this is true

hippiness is less annoying in girls, infact like girls who are abit dippy, i loathe it in fella's.

You're such a douche.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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25 June, 2007 - 17:08
Alan wrote:
revol68 wrote:
newyawka wrote:
Quote:
99% of the time hippie girls are well hot

this is true

hippiness is less annoying in girls, infact like girls who are abit dippy, i loathe it in fella's.

You're such a douche.

I'm with Alan here. What the fuck are you on about Revol, hippies are annoying as fuck regardless of gender. Jesus what about that hippy Jane that stole Phil's job? Stupid fuckin hippy new age cunt fuckin hippy eastern-mystic twat wanker .

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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25 June, 2007 - 17:13

Seriously, one of my housemates was sniffing around this hippy girl who worked in a fuckin orgarnic soup market or some shit. And her dreads stank. Literally, I could smell her from my fuckin room. Useless piece of shit, fuck off back to your Anthrohippyology degree so you can work for some NGO bulldozing houses to plant organic bananas in a brown guy's asshole you cunt.

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
Posts: 5173 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: SE4
25 June, 2007 - 17:15

Oh yeah, and what about all those horrible cunts who get ill and then, instead of maybe seeing a doctor, getting some medication etc etc, they just sit on your couch snorting, coughing without putting their hand over their mouth (cos germs aren't bad for you), smoking rollies and fuckin whingeing. Or better, they sit on the floor and spill beer everywhere. Seriously, why aren't hippies dead?

ftony "crews are for boats"
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25 June, 2007 - 17:39

yowzer! take a chill pill sister! hand

Quote:
fuck off back to your Anthrohippyology degree

erm, alan, i hate to break it to you, but if i'm not much mistaken, you're doing an anthropology degree. plus no-one was saying anything about the way they act (or smell), just the way they look...

ftony "crews are for boats"
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25 June, 2007 - 17:45

petey "They gonna eat your shoulders."
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25 June, 2007 - 18:23
xConorx wrote:
Stupid fuckin hippy new age cunt fuckin hippy eastern-mystic twat wanker .

gee i'd never thought of it that way before
i 'd always thought of it this way:

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
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25 June, 2007 - 18:33
newyawka wrote:
i 'd always thought of it this way:

definitely the good way

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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25 June, 2007 - 19:02
ftony wrote:
yowzer! take a chill pill sister! hand

Quote:
fuck off back to your Anthrohippyology degree

erm, alan, i hate to break it to you, but if i'm not much mistaken, you're doing an anthropology degree.

neutral

Quote:
plus no-one was saying anything about the way they act (or smell), just the way they look...

Well unless you're into girls you can't talk to and have to ogle through binoculars, then I think my point stands.

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
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25 June, 2007 - 19:03
ftony wrote:

Before I start, she isn't your girlfriend or anything is she?

posi "shake in your boots bureacrat......."
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25 June, 2007 - 19:21

GOOD
- Music in any way connected to the Balkans
- Rodrigo y Gabriela's cover of Wish You Were Here
- The solidarity and cameraderie of Workers Beer staff enabling four days and nights of solid pissedness, for about eleven pounds.
- The Beat
- General trippiness.
- Chemical Brothers
- Running through the mud very fast.
- Arcade Fire, Bjork
- Continued structural integrity of tent

BAD
- That someone died
- Only getting to see one Gogol Bordello song
- Some security guards working 12 hour shifts, in the rain, with no breaks
- Giving up on Saturday morning, and buying a pair of wellies for £20.
- Shit generic indy - Dirty Pretty Things, Guillemots, The Hold Steady, etc. etc. No, no, no, no, no.
- Missing Coldcut, Squarepusher, Osric Tentacles, etc.
- I can now only count in multiples of £3.20
- The popular dance genre of disinterested shuffling

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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25 June, 2007 - 19:42
ftony wrote:

eek

We've been royally pwned, gentlemen.

Alan "Getting drunk, playing punk on a stylophone"
Posts: 5173 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: SE4
25 June, 2007 - 22:01

Are you for real? She has buckteeth and a face shaped like a corner.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
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25 June, 2007 - 22:56

Alan are you on crack there is no deying that girl is very attractive.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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25 June, 2007 - 23:33

Fuck off she's a bootbag

revol68 "the voice of britain"
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25 June, 2007 - 23:40
xConorx wrote:
Fuck off she's a bootbag

I'm starting a sweepstake on how long it is before your bumming some muscle bound bufter in a ripped chamipon hoodie!

posi "shake in your boots bureacrat......."
Posts: 501 Joined: 24-09-05 Location: London
26 June, 2007 - 08:02

This is a beautiful moment for the gender inclusivity of libcom.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9964 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
26 June, 2007 - 08:06

I'm not sure I approve of gambling but I think xconorx needs to address his homoerotic urges, or at least acknowledge them. He'll never be happy otherwise.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
26 June, 2007 - 08:34
revol68 wrote:
xConorx wrote:
Fuck off she's a bootbag

I'm starting a sweepstake on how long it is before your bumming some muscle bound bufter in a ripped chamipon hoodie!

Look at the state of her, she's a stupid hippy - in fact "clean" hippies are worse because they actually WANT to look like hippies but don't put in the effort it takes to be a stinker - at least proper hippies throw themselves into it.

What sort of odds are you giving? I could take advantage of this.

Peter "Australian: therefore a liar and a cunt"
Posts: 542 Joined: 09-03-06
26 June, 2007 - 08:38

Perhaps it should be a collection instead of a sweepstake.

ftony "crews are for boats"
Posts: 3705 Joined: 26-05-04 Location: East London
26 June, 2007 - 08:46
Alan wrote:
ftony wrote:

Before I start, she isn't your girlfriend or anything is she?

i wish.

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
26 June, 2007 - 08:52

Poor ftony's girlfriend. cry

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9964 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
26 June, 2007 - 09:00

ftony doesn't have a girlfriend.

he does have a lady though.

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