fucking PC gone mad (a rant thread)

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agreed. Apart from my uncle, but he was a fireman, and isn't anymore, so defo firemen are the sexiest emergency service.

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Obv, Joseph k isn't bigotted (even though he bigotted me right to my face once sad ), but I don't really get why the rant since it probably has fuck all relevance anyway.

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how do you go from working in finance to being a fireman?


No! No! No! You don't understand. I've been a chartered accountant for the last twenty years. I want a new job. Something exciting that will let me live.

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Choccy wrote:
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oh cry me a river ffs. We've had this stuff for years in Northern Ireland and only bigotted twats whinge about it.

Poor poor white men.

had a job lately?

this is beneath you

this is beneath you

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Vlad336 wrote:
how do you go from working in finance to being a fireman?


No! No! No! You don't understand. I've been a chartered accountant for the last twenty years. I want a new job. Something exciting that will let me live.

smile

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Jenni wrote:
Vlad336 wrote:
how do you go from working in finance to being a fireman?


No! No! No! You don't understand. I've been a chartered accountant for the last twenty years. I want a new job. Something exciting that will let me live.

:)

sad

there haven't been any fires in the 13 months i've been working in finance. coincidence? i think not.

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nb/ starting one in your office probably won't do much for your chances in the fire service.

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It will if he puts it out with a big fuck off hose and carries the receptionist out (and then into his bed).

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I feel for the sake of disclosure, i should confess i helped get my current job by telling the council i had spastic in my head.

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you do. when fed badplaces it makes you get your cock out and drink your own piss. i might do a gay. i volunteered at pride, which is close enough.

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I only ever get jobs because I'm a terrorist. Thank fuck for that, innit.

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Jack wrote:
I feel for the sake of disclosure, i should confess i helped get my current job by telling the council i had spastic in my head.

I got mine by pointing out that all the boys were quiet as fuck in the lesson i took, which is unheard of for most schools - they noted that their department was mostly female, so i basically told them they were stiffling boys engagement with science by feminizing the subject. I also got it by teaching an incredible lesson though.

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Sorry Joseph, but you are talking shit here. This might be the first time I disagreed with you here, but seriously...

Positive discrimination is illegal in this country.

All they said was that "applications" from underrepresented groups would be particularly welcomed. Fears of race or sex discrimination can put certain groups of people off applying for jobs. Putting that you welcome applications from these groups helps to show that the organisation is trying to eliminate any kind of structural discrimination.

It doesn't even have to be about white blokes for example. I'm sure in the fire service there is a much better ethnic mix then there is a gender one. And in some sort of professions, such as teaching or parts of the public and voluntary sector, "underrepresented groups" includes men. Primary teaching for example is desperate for more males. However, in recruitment they should always go for the best candidates, regardless of gender.

I'm not saying this is going to fix any major problem in society, but it is not a bad thing. At all. And I have never heard anyone complain about it unless they were a total racist.

Seriously, I would bin this.

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i completely agree with Steven.

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Shouldn't that tell you something?

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Joseph Kay wrote:
rather than asking for photos at the initial screening phase where most applicants are culled.

in case the bosses are ignoring Steven, here's what you do:

get a picture of yourself, and colour in the skin. when they look at it and ask you what's up, tell them you have the Michael Jackson disease.

not the one that makes you touch boys, though! make sure they know it's not that one, or the genius plan might backfire. black bloc

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As Phil Ochs might have said of Joseph K "10 degrees to the left at the best of times, 20 degrees on those that affect him personally".

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As Phil Ochs might have said of Joseph K "10 degrees to the left at the best of times, 20 degrees on those that affect him personally".

Fuck me, this is priceless.

You are calling him liberal here? Beyond fucking parody.

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As Phil Ochs might have said of Joseph K "10 degrees to the left at the best of times, 20 degrees on those that affect him personally".

Fuck me, this is priceless.

You are calling him liberal here? Beyond fucking parody.

He's certainly not a liberal on this issue as he feels personally threatened by HIV positive albino lesbian single mothers in wheelchairs taking his job he worked weally weally for and so deserves more than all those blacks, dykes, and pakis.

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Joseph Kay wrote:
shouting 'get a job' at revol68 is the highest stage of proletarian consciousness

will your dad give me one?

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Thank you revol, Steven, Choccy and the government for stopping racism
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revol68 wrote:
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shouting 'get a job' at revol68 is the highest stage of proletarian consciousness

will your dad give me one?

no but choccys mother might

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Oh, man! I thought this would be about a club full of people or something! Meme up!

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i just DESTROYED Jack in an internet chat argument, at 1.48am
FAIL for us both, but at least he failed more

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so revol and choccy what you are saying is that you agree that it's bullshit... but don't talk about it or else you are a racist?

"big rave party this weekend, 10 dollars - black people are allowed to come"

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juozokas wrote:
so revol and choccy what you are saying is that you agree that it's bullshit... but don't talk about it or else you are a racist?

"big rave party this weekend, 10 dollars - black people are allowed to come"

"no jews though"
...

"ok, jews, but they have to buy everyone a round"

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