FULL WHAT IF?
Oct 8 2009 16:21
Inspired by Amax's trolling with the 'ah but what if?'
FULL WHAT IF: a man had sex with 1000 cars and Airwolf and Herbie?
FULL WHAT IF: dragons had sex with cars?
FULL WHAT IF:
The Belfast WSM had ever had a protestant member?
post your own FULL WHAT IFS!
Oct 8 2009 17:30
#2
FULL WHAT IF THERE WAS AN ELVIS PRESLEY DAMBUSTERS CLOCK-PLATE OF TUTANKHAMUN?
Oct 8 2009 16:48
#3
some good FULL WHAT IFS lads, keep em coming
Oct 8 2009 17:00
#4
Is this making fun of me?
Oct 8 2009 17:02
#5
Alan wrote:
Is this making fun of me?
Thats the "Posting From Work" thread you're thinking of.
Oct 8 2009 17:28
#6
WHAT IF JESUS WAS A RAPTOR?
Oct 8 2009 17:32
#7
Choccy wrote:
Inspired by Amax's trolling with the 'ah but what if?'FULL WHAT IF: a man had sex with 1000 cars and Airwolf and Herbie?
The cars he can have, Im jealous that he did Airwolf.
Oct 8 2009 17:35
#8
What if you asked a tattoo artist for the worst tattoo ever
Oct 8 2009 17:41
#9
WHAT IF, jahdriver were real
Oct 8 2009 19:00
#10
What if the WSMs belfast branch moved to New Zealand where his accent promised him bucketloads of "wet fanny down under style". What if he was such an international liability wsm had to kick him out, and then deny they ever had a Belfast branch?
Oct 8 2009 19:24
#11
NZ accents irritate the fuck out of me for some reason. Still; that's why we have ball gags.
~J.
Oct 8 2009 19:33
#12
WHAT IF the AWSM all claimed that bobby/john/maloney/micky got his hole with Natalie Imbruglia and everyone else backed them up on the story? We could take bets on whether revol would top himself, castrate bobby etc
Oct 8 2009 20:46
#13
FULL WHAT IF...I thought 10 disposable razors for 25p was a bargain, but now my face is FULL MASK OF BLOOD 
Oct 8 2009 21:03
#14
hahahhaa some of these are great
FULL WHAT IF WSM actually recover from the complete dearth of activity they are in and actually do some positive constructive work now that their biggets liability is leaving?
FULL WHAT IF ORANGISE makes all the tshirts design we have, sell them for lots, become a successful small business, and then branch out with a number of franchises and then become a massive multinational ANARCHY TSHIRT company and Deezer buys a mansion?
Oct 9 2009 13:30
#15
Predictable as fuck, and probably officially an old meme by now, but WHAT IF someone posted a wsm link?
Oct 9 2009 14:23
#16
wsm are probably freaked out by the traffic boost.
Oct 9 2009 14:42
#17
WHAT IF NASA decided to do a FULL USA and fire a rocket into the motherfucking moon
Oct 9 2009 14:57
#18
That shit is fucking CRAZY no? "Oh we think there MIGHT be water deep under the surface"...
Oct 9 2009 15:02
#19
Conspiracy theorists think its the first act of aggression against an alien base following their refusal to accept our message of peace. Love those guys.
Oct 9 2009 15:05
#20
WHAT IF the "Moon bombing" triggers conflict with known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon, as reported on the moon in witnessed statements by U.S. astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and in witnessed statements to NSA (National Security Agency) photos and documents regarding an extraterrestrial base on the dark side of the moon. If the true intent of the LCROSS mission moon bombing is a hostile act by NASA against known extraterrestrial civilizations and settlements on the moon, then NASA and by extension the U.S. government are guilty of aggressive war which is the most serious of war crimes under the U.N. Charter and the Geneva Conventions, to which the U.S. is subject!
Oct 9 2009 16:07
#21
What if L&S actually seized power and crushed all it's enemies?
Oct 9 2009 16:14
#22
Quote:
What if L&S actually seized power and crushed all it's enemies?
whoa, whoa, whoa hold on there! FULL WHAT IFS have to be at least slightly plausible (see the car-fucking dragons example).
Oct 9 2009 16:16
#23
FULL WHAT IF Goldstone is sent on a fact-checking mission to the moon?
Oct 9 2009 16:58
#24
Inspired by the "good latuff" thread:
WHAT IF a mental brazillian cartoonist got tired of just doing cartoons about how evil the U$A and zionazis are, so he decided that the ALF were the new Hamas?
WHAT IF a tank got in a fight with a fucking massive Koran?
Also,
WHAT IF Jeremy Clarkson joined Brighton SolFed?
WHAT IF people actually used libcom to have a useful comradely discussion?
WHAT IF we all realised that the reason we don't have full anarchies yet is that we haven't had platformists patronisingly explain exactly what we need to do to get anarchies?
WHAT IF a dude called Dick Manley blew a glass globe around some kittens?
WHAT IF the juice paid blacks to go around breaking windows, for some mental reason?
WHAT IF I got pissed up on Buckfast at about 3 in the afternoon?
Oct 9 2009 17:03
#25
Farce wrote:
WHAT IF Jeremy Clarkson joined Brighton SolFed?
pros: hates Climate Rush
cons: takes my niche in the organisation
oh yeah, but he can drive. i think we'd let him in tbh, couldn't be more of a liability than Jack, who started arguing in the last Class Struggle Forum that the EDL are the vanguard of the proletariat turning the materialist critique of religion into deeds, then realised he was in fact IRL and not libcommunity...
Oct 9 2009 17:11
#26
WHAT IF an anarchist group cheered on millions of working class people losing their jobs or had their wages and pensions slashed by responding to the crisis with "COLLAPSE FASTER".
Oct 9 2009 17:32
#27
WHAT IF John Bowden became a gourmet chef?
Oct 9 2009 17:34
#28
WHAT IF I Flipped one day and WeTheYouth's AIDS as fuck facebook presence FULL MURDER on him.
Oct 9 2009 17:38
#29
Oct 9 2009 20:36
#30
Alan wrote:
That shit is fucking CRAZY no? "Oh we think there MIGHT be water deep under the surface"...
FULL WHAT IF Mr Choccy showed the video of the MOON EXPLODING COS OF NASA to his after-school science nerd club today
FULL I DID!
WHAT IF there were robot dinosaurs that could shoot beams when they roar