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FULL WHAT IF.... the young wsm members started THINKING FOR THEMSELVES???

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FULL WHAT IF there was an anarchist revolution in Russia and it turned into "Stalinism under a black and red banner"? Wouldn't that be crazy?

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FULL WHAT IF there was class war... but IN SPACE!?

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FULL WHAT IF the AF and SolFed actually did merge, gave up talking to bin men and writing pamphlets and did something useful and made this game.

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tbf if they did merge that'd be one of the first things I'd have tabled for discussion
or really, ORANGISE should just start our bootleg record company like me and Notch said and raise the funds to make it so

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WHAT IF AF and SOLFED merge but then SF invite the AF to a big party in a football stadium to celebrate...

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FULL WHAT IF SolFed had a big street party and 2 undercover members of AF tried to drive through in a car?

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Vlad336 wrote:
FULL WHAT IF there was an anarchist revolution in Russia and it turned into "Stalinism under a black and red banner"? Wouldn't that be crazy?

This would be amazing. I imagine it going like this:
Platformist Lenin: Down with the tsar, greedy bankers and the super-rich! Peace, bread, apprenticeships! All power to Glasgow IWW!
Amax: Brilliant! Now we've got rid of those capitalist oppressors, we can enjoy a libertarian paradise where I can listen to shit techno outside your window at 4 a.m.
St. Petersburg United: Oh no you fucking don't. I'm sending you to the salt mines in Siberia...on the moon!
Amax: Fuck, there is no oxygen in this space gulag. This anarchism in one country is a bit rubbish. sad

And that's how it happened.

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You forgot the bit where I invite you all to a very special libcom drinks in a football stadium, Steven will be djing!

Then full pinochet.

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Jesus I would love to massacre you all in a stadium.
then FULL MASS GRAVE

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Choccy wrote:
Jesus I would love to massacre you all in a stadium.
then FULL MASS GRAVE

Sometimes I really do wonder if all the lack of drugs has made you into a muddled mentalist. Seriously.

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muddled? it followed right on from Weeler's comment!
I'm actually not sure I could have stated my desires in any more concise terms.

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Well the "Jesus" bit was probably unnecessary.

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FULL WHAT IF Steven and/or Joseph K won the lottery and got kicked out of anarchy for being a greedy SUPER RICH?

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seeing the dragon car fucking pics would've been way more amusing were it not at work. I've stopped looking at libcom whilst at work.

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Vlad336 wrote:
FULL WHAT IF Steven and/or Joseph K won the lottery and got kicked out of anarchy for being a greedy SUPER RICH?

grin

Anti: apologies about that, maybe it would be worth steering clear of threads in libcommunity. Alternatively you could use a browser like ghostzilla, or set your browser to hide images (which can be good for some eyebrows and)

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What if L&S actually seized power and crushed all it's enemies?

To carry on a theme what if Dundee United managed to capture the French CGT as he suggested on ABC

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vanilla.ice.baby wrote:
What if L&S actually seized power and crushed all it's enemies?

I could take Tacks. wink

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Jason Cortez wrote:
To carry on a theme what if Dundee United managed to capture the French CGT as he suggested on ABC

link? that's amazing, because it worked so well when it was a democratic anarchist-dominated union federation, it will work even better now it's a bureaucratised class collaborating one! although tbf that's in line with the general platformist (WSM) strategy of 'taking back our unions'.

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WHAT IF...everyone took Dundee Utd's advice and joined the Venezuelan National Guard, only to be lynched by vigilantes when they find out our politics?

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So much faith being sewn in the unions here atm, with a tokenistic cynicism thrown in as a get out clause when they fuck us up.

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FULL WHAT IF glasgow IWW got 15000 members, did a revolution, the English invaded and they had to send the apprentice boys to save Edinburgh from siege.

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And the apprentice boys got killed, so the French CGT had to get ships from the port of Rotterdam up there to repel them!

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I know youse are all laughing, but if even one single thing DundeeUnited ever said came true it would be fuckign amazing.

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I heard that Derren Brown did his MAGIC TRICK by getting dundee to list the 999,999,999 numbers he thought were most likely to win the lottery, then picking the one that was left.

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thing is
when OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST was doing the rounds, everyone thought he was mental

I'm just saying like...

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FULL WORLD STRIKE 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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which will be better, the WORLD STRIKE, or CLASS WAR IN SPACE?

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World strike is guaranteed to bring about communism, but class war in space? with lazers and shit? Fuck, it's impossible to choose.

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