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Jan 10 2017 20:37

"Great-gran, 79, who shoplifts ‘because she’s bored’ convicted for 39th time"

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/great-gran-79-who-shoplifts-because-shes-bored-convicted-for-39th-time-6369681/?ito=facebook

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Jan 11 2017 15:40

Trump asking whether we live in Nazi Germany.

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Jan 14 2017 11:32

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Jan 14 2017 12:51

That's just mind blowing. Everyone on the right is just so confused, thinking they're anarchists and what not. I knew this was going to happen: first they steal the word libertarian, then anarchist, and next thing you know they're calling themselves communists. lmfao

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Jan 15 2017 15:57

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/remains-of-nazi-officer-discovered-inside-100-year-old-giant-catfish/

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Jan 15 2017 23:19

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Jan 16 2017 00:50

I got a kick out of the SNL parody of Trump's press conference. In continuing his politically incorrect crusade (a strange new way of saying stupid and vulgar) he lashed out at reporters, calling their news organizations 'failing pile of garbage' and 'fake news.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Gf0mGJfP8

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Jan 16 2017 18:10

Fuck me. They even managed to fit Qadaffy on the banner.

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Jan 16 2017 19:57

Adams!!!?!

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Jan 17 2017 17:33

Colombian guerrilla group praises Malcom in the Middle.

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Jan 19 2017 14:45

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/berlin-to-send-back-thousands-of-british-hipsters-20170119120532

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BERLIN will return thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.

Angela Merkel confirmed that British hipsters would be expelled post-Brexit as they have little to offer Germany except basic website design skills and minimal techno club nights.

She said: “We cannot be expected to support thousands of aspiring musicians and bloggers with names like ‘DJ Leo Fukk’ and ‘Tufty’.

“They are nice enough but utterly useless. We have plenty of local young people who can serve cocktails in a surly way.”

Theresa May had hoped Berlin and Barcelona would sign a proposed ‘Hipster Accord’ where they agree to keep an estimated 186,000 UK hipsters in exchange for unlimited free entrance to London tourist attractions.

Berlin-based hipster Wayne Hayes said: “I had hoped to remain here for the rest of my life, or a least until I get too old to take ketamine in former meat-packing warehouses and have to go back to Essex to sleep in my parents’ conservatory.”

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Jan 20 2017 12:49

"Police Taser their own race relations adviser in Bristol":

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/20/police-taser-race-relations-adviser-bristol-judah-adunbi

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Jan 20 2017 20:20

I don’t think the video is funny - those cops were totally out of order. Because he was a race relations advisor he deserved it? Big joke!

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Jan 20 2017 22:17

It's the incompetence of the police that makes it funny, certainly not the misfortune of the "advisor".

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Jan 20 2017 22:58

Text: Line at which nationalism becomes "anti-imperialism".

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Jan 20 2017 23:15

Zing!

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Jan 21 2017 03:09

White nationalist Richard Spencer got punched in the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rh1dhur4aI

grin grin grin

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Jan 21 2017 04:28

How gratifying, haha. Perfecting timing too, prevented him from talking about that stupid frog. Now Spencer and company will moan about how "intolerant" and "unreasonable" anti-fascists are, as if there's anything to discuss with a white nationalist.

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Jan 21 2017 10:50

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/meet-moptimus-prime-new-hospital-12482891

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Jan 21 2017 15:38

This is just the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8TzwBaHJo

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Jan 21 2017 16:20
Craftwork wrote:
Text: Line at which nationalism becomes "anti-imperialism".

This is perfect! Do you know if it's available in higher res?

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Jan 21 2017 17:00
jura wrote:
Craftwork wrote:
Text: Line at which nationalism becomes "anti-imperialism".

This is perfect! Do you know if it's available in higher res?

This is the maximum: https://scontent.fbrs1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16003134_1823407074602162_7945417499921967724_n.jpg?oh=9ccc59f232a5a1236b219c7fffab3a7b&oe=5903CED1

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Jan 21 2017 20:17

In the US:

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Jan 21 2017 20:49
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holy moly