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Dec 27 2016 19:08

http://nationalreport.net/rockeractivist-ted-nugent-found-alive-aged-66/

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Dec 28 2016 14:07

LOL! Love the ALex Jones metal aswell.

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Dec 28 2016 14:17

Drowning Pool Feat. Alex Jones 'Bodies'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVZ7Lbr7vsk

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Dec 29 2016 13:38

Ralph Wiggum Spits Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0vxxjBfJe4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7bf3t4JhPI

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Dec 29 2016 14:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE

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Dec 29 2016 16:29

What happens when you combine libcom and Elmo's tweets?

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Jan 2 2017 12:18

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Jan 2 2017 12:27

We appear to have an idiot on the programme...

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Jan 3 2017 09:50

"Murder pills! Suicide pills!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ror9v2LwHoY

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Jan 4 2017 04:07

http://www.the-propeller-group.com/tvcc

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Jan 4 2017 17:36

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Jan 7 2017 00:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g72BBoL_O2Q

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Jan 7 2017 05:26

We need a separate Alex Jones thread. Anybody see this, Jones trying to conduct an interview with Chomsky? Spoiler: it ends with Chomsky hanging up frustrated and Jones calling him a NWO shill.

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Jan 7 2017 20:42

"When everybody realizes Walmart doesn't have enough security to stop everybody":

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Jan 7 2017 21:56

https://grapevine.is/news/2017/01/04/hegelian-dialectc-amongst-tags-spray-painted-on-akureyri-churches/

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Jan 7 2017 22:29

I assume this is related to the oil protests in Mexico:

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Jan 8 2017 16:18

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Jan 10 2017 20:37

"Great-gran, 79, who shoplifts ‘because she’s bored’ convicted for 39th time"

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/great-gran-79-who-shoplifts-because-shes-bored-convicted-for-39th-time-6369681/?ito=facebook

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Jan 11 2017 15:40

Trump asking whether we live in Nazi Germany.

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Jan 14 2017 11:32

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Jan 14 2017 12:51

That's just mind blowing. Everyone on the right is just so confused, thinking they're anarchists and what not. I knew this was going to happen: first they steal the word libertarian, then anarchist, and next thing you know they're calling themselves communists. lmfao

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Jan 15 2017 15:57

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/remains-of-nazi-officer-discovered-inside-100-year-old-giant-catfish/

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Jan 15 2017 23:19

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Jan 16 2017 00:50

I got a kick out of the SNL parody of Trump's press conference. In continuing his politically incorrect crusade (a strange new way of saying stupid and vulgar) he lashed out at reporters, calling their news organizations 'failing pile of garbage' and 'fake news.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Gf0mGJfP8

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Jan 16 2017 16:05

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Jan 16 2017 18:10

Fuck me. They even managed to fit Qadaffy on the banner.

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Jan 16 2017 19:57

Adams!!!?!

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Jan 17 2017 17:33

Colombian guerrilla group praises Malcom in the Middle.

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Jan 19 2017 14:45

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/berlin-to-send-back-thousands-of-british-hipsters-20170119120532

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BERLIN will return thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.

Angela Merkel confirmed that British hipsters would be expelled post-Brexit as they have little to offer Germany except basic website design skills and minimal techno club nights.

She said: “We cannot be expected to support thousands of aspiring musicians and bloggers with names like ‘DJ Leo Fukk’ and ‘Tufty’.

“They are nice enough but utterly useless. We have plenty of local young people who can serve cocktails in a surly way.”

Theresa May had hoped Berlin and Barcelona would sign a proposed ‘Hipster Accord’ where they agree to keep an estimated 186,000 UK hipsters in exchange for unlimited free entrance to London tourist attractions.

Berlin-based hipster Wayne Hayes said: “I had hoped to remain here for the rest of my life, or a least until I get too old to take ketamine in former meat-packing warehouses and have to go back to Essex to sleep in my parents’ conservatory.”