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Mar 6 2017 15:52

speaking of objects making music ...

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Mar 7 2017 00:27

Ted Cruz - master of disguise.

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Mar 7 2017 11:52

Meanwhile, in America...

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Mar 9 2017 14:55

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39217525

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Former MP George Galloway has signed a deal to write a series of children's books.

He made the announcement on Twitter, saying they would be about an "ethical pirate".

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Mar 9 2017 23:19

Goblins (Alex Jones Remix)
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Mar 11 2017 03:38
Craftwork wrote:
Ted Cruz - master of disguise.

colin mochrie should never be compared to the appalling cruz.

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Mar 13 2017 15:37

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British Library WiFi.

I don't know why you can see the img tags :-/

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Mar 13 2017 19:42

According to Turkish media, police in the Netherlands ("Holland") threw an atom bomb at Turkish protesters...

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Mar 15 2017 11:07

https://workersspatula.wordpress.com/2017/03/11/news-in-brief-march-11th...

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BRIGHTON, ENGLAND – Local teenage Marxist Frank Hobbes has elected to join the SPGB, making him the first young person to join the party in decades.

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Mar 20 2017 21:02

nothing to do with politics.

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THERE were tense scenes at today’s weigh-in for Conor McGregor’s upcoming first child, as the spirited foetus squared up to the doctor performing his ultrasound, reportedly telling him to ‘get that fuckin’ thing out of my face’.

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Swimming in amniotic fluid with the same swagger and attitude as Conor, the utero-weight champion went on a rant that would make his dad proud, stating in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t here to be poked and prodded at by ‘some prick who couldn’t make it as a real doctor’..

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/02/20/mcgregors-baby-in-heated-sta...

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Mar 25 2017 13:59

Drunk Alex Jones
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Mar 25 2017 13:58

Info Derps

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http://newsthump.com/2017/03/29/nigel-farage-to-spend-article-50-day-ben...

http://newsthump.com/2017/03/29/civilisation-just-a-phase-confirm-expert...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/arseholed-nick...

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Mar 30 2017 20:24

Soviet police memo to determine a Soviet citizen's national origin.
Top: Russian, Ukrainian, Tatar, Jew, Gypsy, Kyrgyz
Middle: Belorussian, Lithuanian, Georgian, Armenian, Kazakh, Uzbek
Bottom: Latvian, Estonian, Azerbaijani, Moldavian, Tajik, Turkmen

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Mar 31 2017 02:19

Hastings man confused about 11th century governance.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/29/brexit-battle-hastings-norman-conquest-article-50

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Joy proudly tells of how his family goes back all the way to Hastings in the 11th century. “The concept of being governed by an unelected body would have been absolutely abhorrent to anyone in those days. It’s almost like the state has been lost. It was like another takeover, we relinquished our law and power to an unelected body,” he says .

Someone should gently break it to Mr Joy, 68, that hereditary monarchy was not exactly a mandate from the masses.

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Fleur wrote:
Hastings man confused about 11th century governance.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/29/brexit-battle-hastings-norman-conquest-article-50

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Joy proudly tells of how his family goes back all the way to Hastings in the 11th century. “The concept of being governed by an unelected body would have been absolutely abhorrent to anyone in those days. It’s almost like the state has been lost. It was like another takeover, we relinquished our law and power to an unelected body,” he says .

Someone should gently break it to Mr Joy, 68, that hereditary monarchy was not exactly a mandate from the masses.

To be fair though, the pre-norman kings weren't strictly hereditary but had to be ratified by the Witan council. The last Saxon king Harold was actually elected. None of this stops that bloke from Hastings being a tad deluded, mind you.