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Apr 29 2017 09:00

http://newsthump.com/2017/04/28/being-poor-is-like-the-fyre-festival-but-all-the-time-rich-people-told/

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Apr 29 2017 09:12

Man admirably and comically nonchalant as fuck with gun pointed at him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdtZ-ZksDc

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Apr 29 2017 12:37
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Bloomberg, 53, has long been an outspoken advocate for school de-segregation — sometimes drawing the ire of Department of Education supervisors.

But Bloomberg’s latest advocacy — complaints against the DOE for alleged racial discrimination toward students — has prompted a retaliatory investigation and possible removal, she claims.

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An investigator met with Assistant Principal Carla Laban, and allegedly said the inquiry was related to “communist activities taking place at the school,” court papers claim.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/education/principal-segregation-protest-probed-communist-guise-article-1.3116075

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Apr 30 2017 04:51

That is even funnier when I remember that one of their authors got caught plagiarizing an Iraq war memoir for their pulp SF about death metal covers fighting each other.

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Apr 30 2017 10:50

Kids in London(?) de-arrest their friend.

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Apr 30 2017 19:36
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me: And impure capitalism is the only capitalism we've ever had.

them: Well at least you don't have breadlines in capitalism, unlike in communist Russia.

me: Russia wasn't communist and there were breadlines during the Great Depression, fuckwit.

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May 1 2017 23:03

Labour will put 10,000 extra police on streets, vows Jeremy Corbyn

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/01/labour-will-put-10000-extra-police-streets-vows-jeremy-corbyn

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May 3 2017 10:59

http://www.workersliberty.org/node/31052

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Meanwhile the left should argue for Labour to emphasise the best, boldest, most radical of its existing policies and campaign for them vigorously.
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May 4 2017 08:46

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/03/pastor-claims-public-schools-turn-kids-into-transgender-communists:/

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He said: “The state has an agenda with your children… I think if you begin to see the trajectory of where things have gone and you just draw it out for the next five, six, eight years, you’re going to find this is the agenda.

The pastor continued: “The goals of the educational program for your kids in the public schools… the goals of the world for your children is that your kids be transgendered and communist by 20 years of age.”

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May 5 2017 03:24
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Bloomberg, 53, has long been an outspoken advocate for school de-segregation — sometimes drawing the ire of Department of Education supervisors.

But Bloomberg’s latest advocacy — complaints against the DOE for alleged racial discrimination toward students — has prompted a retaliatory investigation and possible removal, she claims.

...

An investigator met with Assistant Principal Carla Laban, and allegedly said the inquiry was related to “communist activities taking place at the school,” court papers claim.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/education/principal-segregation-protest-probed-communist-guise-article-1.3116075

they're serious

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/04/nyregion/a-principal-is-accused-of-being-a-communist-rattling-a-brooklyn-school.html

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May 5 2017 11:32

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2017/05/02/pers-m02.html#pk_campaign=sidebar&pk_kwd=perspectives

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The 2017 May Day Online Rally, held on Sunday, April 30, marks a significant development in the building of the Fourth International as the World Party of Socialist Revolution.
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http://reductress.com/post/quiz-is-he-into-you-just-a-friend-or-trying-to-get-you-to-join-the-democratic-socialists/

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May 10 2017 16:12

http://libcom.org/forums/north-america/mission-statement-bob-avakian-institute-16052012?page=3#new

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May 14 2017 12:31

(Not an endorsement. I just found this a hilarious piss-take on right-wing scaremongering)

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May 15 2017 21:23

I'm dying of laughter watching this. Nice one.

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May 16 2017 18:03

That is priceless. smile

I was obsessed with The Room (and Tommy Wiseau) after my first watching. Even played the flash game (which was hilarious).

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May 17 2017 15:32

This isn't funny but it is interesting information but I'm not sure where else to put this,

this is a reading list being circulated on /Pol/

https://twitter.com/frayserclick/status/864861204870606848/photo/1

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May 19 2017 10:06

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/all-white-people-look-alike-to-me-says-nuttall-20170519127976

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May 23 2017 21:25

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/22/church-of-satan-distances-itself-from-donald-trumps-evil-orb-6654036/

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The Church Of Satan‏Verified account @ChurchofSatan May 21

For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual. pic.twitter.com/CccP39fqN4

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