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Dec 23 2018 06:51
R Totale wrote:
bad fanfic of a Trot meeting

If this is your cup of tea, I have several unpublished novels you can read.

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Jan 5 2019 21:50

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/201901/02/WS5c2c1905a310d91214052045.html

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BEIJING - An article by Xi Jinping on dialectical materialism will be published on Qiushi Journal, a flagship magazine of the Communist Party of China (CPC) Central Committee.

The article will appear in the first issue of the new version of the journal in 2019.

The Party should be constantly nourished by the wisdom of Marxism philosophy and apply dialectical materialism and methodology in order to realize the Chinese Dream of national rejuvenation, said the article by Xi, general secretary of the CPC Central Committee, Chinese president and chairman of the Central Military Commission.

He stressed adherence to formulating policies based on reality, proactively facing and resolving conflicts, enhancing skills to cope with complex situations and problems, and unceasingly promoting theoretical innovations.

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Feb 4 2019 00:33

A Scottish woman's reaction to the death of Margaret Thatcher

https://youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c

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Feb 5 2019 19:56

Red Guards Austin attack WWP/PSL:

Workers World Party (WWP) and the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) attempted to hold a protest at the intersection of East Riverside Drive and South Pleasant Valley in Southeast Austin this past Saturday. But the area is home to revolutionary forces, the enemies of revisionists. Masked militants descended on the revisionist protestors almost immediately.

https://incendiarynews.com/2019/02/04/workers-world-party-confronted-in-...

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Feb 6 2019 13:49

The video is about 2 and a bit minutes, but gets weirder by the second.
PSL/WWP Vs Red Guards Austin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtubShygZUs

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Feb 7 2019 17:26

Got to be Donald Tusk musing about a place in hell for mad Brexeteers.

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Feb 7 2019 20:14

I enjoyed the DUP's calm and measured response.

Also, sounds like fash infighting in the Portland area is threatening to reach Texas Leninist levels:


The response from Patriot Prayer's Russell Schultz is quite special.

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Feb 8 2019 03:30

https://mobile.twitter.com/5Pillarsuk/status/1092446532492775426
Clowns

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Feb 13 2019 20:08

More updates from the world of the Red Guards: I don't pretend to understand the current beef between Red Guards LA/Defend Boyle Heights and the Ovas, but it's spawned two instagram accounts dedicated to clowning on them: https://www.instagram.com/pretendboyleheights/ https://www.instagram.com/commandantwots/

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Feb 20 2019 03:37

This whole Twitter thread.

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Feb 22 2019 17:01

Thanks! Would check out the whole Twitter thread right now.

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Feb 26 2019 14:32

https://youtu.be/95HYKW3kTaY

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Mar 2 2019 16:32

Patriarchy Chicken

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2019/02/how-play-patriarc...

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Mar 5 2019 10:18

William Happer claiming that portraying carbon dioxide as something bad is just as terrible as the demonization of Jews in Nazi Germany

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Mar 5 2019 12:13

https://wrp.org.uk/news/15175

not from 1984 but from 2019

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This requires the building of a new revolutionary leadership within the working class that will lead the struggle for socialist revolution.

Only the WRP and Young Socialists are building this leadership and we call on every worker and young person to join today.

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Mar 5 2019 12:30
AnythingForProximity wrote:
This whole Twitter thread.

Corbyn looked in the mirror, and pronounced “capitalist”.

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Mar 18 2019 21:45

Gotta be this:

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France’s Europe minister Nathalie Loiseau has told how she calls her cat Brexit as he is “unsure whether he wants to go out or not” when the door is open.
“He wakes me up miaowing like mad because he wants to be let out,” she is reported to have written on her private Facebook page.

“As soon as I open the door, he stands in the middle, unsure whether he wants to go out or not.
“When I put him out, he gives me an evil look.”

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Mar 25 2019 09:20

probably not funny at all, Caleb Maupin discoveres the revolutionary potential of Julius Caesar:

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Mar 29 2019 20:06

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/231563

some Scottish people: "Hold a referendum on England leaving the United Kingdom."

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Mar 30 2019 17:31

https://youtu.be/1hQhkANKkJM

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in the early 1990s a spoof made for Soviet TV, persuaded some Russians that Vladimir Lenin's personality had been seriously affected by hallucinogenic mushrooms. The mushrooms in question were the deadly poisonous fly agaric fungi which the programme alleged Lenin had eaten whilst in exile in Siberia. Dina Newman has spoken to journalist Sergei Sholokhov who presented the TV spoof.

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Mar 31 2019 15:48

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/man-reports-takeaway-to-police-in-y...

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A man in York flagged down a police officer to complain that his portion of takeaway chips was too small.

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Apr 7 2019 02:00

Zinoviev on Bordiga:

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E' un palo telegrafico. Dov'è piantato, dopo dieci anni lì lo trovate.

(He's like a telegraph pole. Where you place him, there you'll find him ten years later.)

The world's first invariance joke!

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Apr 8 2019 11:33

Q: How does a Bordigist change a lightbulb?

A: Bordigists don't have to change lightbulbs, theirs are invariant!

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Apr 16 2019 15:20

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QLRVPMK/

£6.99 for 54 pages

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Apr 30 2019 12:21

Nice:

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May 6 2019 14:09

Just another naive libertarian who loves capitalism but knows nothing about it. I know "capitalism is when people agree to do a thing and then do it" is not the most original silly take but it tickled me. Sadly the sex worker responding to him has blocked him so he's just sat there being wrong.

https://twitter.com/JamesHubert314/status/1125119842279989248

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May 6 2019 17:34
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QLRVPMK/

£6.99 for 54 pages

To be fair, this actually looks pretty good!

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May 8 2019 07:38

https://cedarlounge.wordpress.com/2019/05/07/endorsed/

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May 8 2019 07:53

Proof, as if any further is needed, of the accuracy of the old saying “politics makes strange bedfellows”.
Maybe we could see a further alliance between the commie part and Comrade Galloway?!!!

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May 8 2019 08:28
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Proof, as if any further is needed, of the accuracy of the old saying “politics makes strange bedfellows”.
Maybe we could see a further alliance between the commie part and Comrade Galloway?!!!