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Nov 13 2014 21:29
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http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/05/nyc-pastor-starbucks-is-flavoured-with-the-semen-of-sodomites/
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A New York pastor has warned that Starbucks coffees are flavoured with the “semen of sodomites”.

Another new gimmick to add 30 cents to the price of a coffee smile

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Nov 20 2014 16:12

http://www.rabble.ie/2014/11/20/ireland-facing-isis-situation-over-water-charge-protests/

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http://www.bolshevik.org/statements/ibt_20141208_sl_ig_scotland.html

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Over the years, the Spartacist tendency has published a series of rather peculiar statements on Scotland, most of which are attributable to the fondness of James Robertson, the group’s founder/leader, for all things Scottish. (Robertson fancies himself a descendant of Robert the Bruce, the 14th century Scottish king.) The Autumn 2006 edition of Workers Hammer reprised some of these strange positions:

“the Scottish proletariat [has …] historically openly identified with the Soviet Union and Communism. During the 1980s Cold War we appealed to such sentiments by raising evocative slogans such as ‘Turn Holy Loch into a Soviet U-boat pen!’ and ‘For a Scottish workers republic as part of the USSR!’ &hellipl ”

A decade earlier, Robertson’s Canadian acolytes published a piece by Oliver Stephens that included a paean to Scottish nationalism ranking among the most cringe-worthy passages ever produced by these political degenerates:

“So the concept of a nation, as we know it in the latter 20th century, is historically a recent development. This of course has not prevented various nationalists from inventing a glorious ‘history’ for their own particular nation. Most of this is nonsense, but the Scots may be an exception to the rule. In 1320 the Scottish lords petitioned the Pope – in writing, quite a novelty at the time! – for succor against the predations of the English king. In their ‘Declaration of Arbroath’ they noted that:

“‘ … we find that among other famous nations our own, the Scots, has been graced with widespread renown. They journeyed from Greater Scythia by way of the Tyrrhenian Sea and the Pillars of Hercules, and dwelt for a long course of time in Spain among the most savage tribes, but nowhere could they be subdued by any race, however barbarous. Thence they came, twelve hundred years after the people of Israel crossed the Red Sea, to their home in the west where they still live today.… In their kingdom there have reigned one hundred and thirteen kings of their own royal stock, the line unbroken by a single foreigner.’”

—Spartacist Canada, March 1996

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Dec 19 2014 02:01

This is a true thing that happened during the riots & general strike in Paris, May 1968:

''The scene was an echo of Paris's long tradition of insurrectionary barricades. The Belgian Trotskyist Ernest Mandel is said to have climbed on to a barricade and declared "How beautiful! It's the Revolution!" He was watching his own car burn.''

(Source: Revolutionary Rehearsals)

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Dec 21 2014 22:49

I took a long pause from internet and seeing this on twitter from today has made me laugh: "Masterchef UK has to be the least intersectional show ever. Always white men competing and winning. Like, literally always."

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Jan 14 2015 10:48

http://m.timesofindia.com/india/I-am-a-Marxist-Dalai-Lama-says/articleshow/45870660.cms

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"As far as social-economic theory is concerned, I am still a Marxist," the spiritual leader said adding that he admires Marxism because of its focus on reducing gap between the rich and the poor.
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Jan 21 2015 22:24

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/21/germany-pegida-adolf-hitler-lutz-bachmann

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Germany’s Pegida leader steps down over Adolf Hitler photo
Future of anti-Islamisation movement thrown into doubt by resignation of Lutz Bachmann after Facebook photo goes viral

The head of the German anti-Islamisation movement Pegida has stepped down after a picture of him posing as Adolf Hitler went viral. Lutz Bachmann, 41, a butcher’s son from Dresden and co-founder of the organisation, was seen as Pegida’s figurehead and his resignation throws the future of the group into doubt.

The picture of Bachmann posing as Hitler after a session at his hairdresser, complete with a Hitler hairstyle dyed black and parted on the right and a toothbrush moustache, went viral on Wednesday after it was published by , a local newspaper, the Dresden Morgenpost.

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Jan 22 2015 17:18

Lulz Bachmann...

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The image, which had appeared on Bachmann’s Facebook page, was accompanied by the line: “He’s Back,” after Timur Vermes’ best-selling 2012 satirical novel of the same name about Hitler.
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Bachmann, a publicity agent[...]

The man has serious PR skills.

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Jan 22 2015 18:55

Talking of Hitler lookalikees, there's these posh new houses down the road from me which, if you look directly at them from one side, look a lot like Hitler.

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Jan 22 2015 20:35
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Talking of Hitler lookalikees, there's these posh new houses down the road from me which, if you look directly at them from one side, look a lot like Hitler.

Haha. Priceless - got a lol from the whole family with that!

Is it just me, or does it also look like a house off of Mary, Mungo and Midge?

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Jan 23 2015 02:41

for a second I thought that was Anton Newcombe and I was about as temporarily concerned about him as I was excited for his upcoming black metal record...

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Jan 24 2015 19:07

From the comments section of https://theworkersdreadnought.wordpress.com/2012/03/26/bob-avakians-new-synthesis-a-critique-part-2/

Peter sez wrote:
long live marx engels lenin stalin Mao -Avakian
it is time to state openly and without fear that MLM has been surpassed.
Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Avakianism
this is the future. instead of MLMA, we use the term ‘New synthesis’
Prachanda Path, was a path, Gonzalo thought did not quite come an ‘ism’. but with Avakian we can truly say Avakianism. but because of the great modesty of Chairman Avakian, he suggested the ‘new synthesis’ which is in effect a synonym for Avakianism, a qualitatively higher level in Marxist science.
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Talking of Hitler lookalikees, there's these posh new houses down the road from me which, if you look directly at them from one side, look a lot like Hitler.

And here's a pic from a better angle, which really makes you wonder, what the fuck were the architects thinking????

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Serge Forward wrote:
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Talking of Hitler lookalikees, there's these posh new houses down the road from me which, if you look directly at them from one side, look a lot like Hitler.

And here's a pic from a better angle, which really makes you wonder, what the fuck were the architects thinking????

Perhaps it was commissioned by the owners of a certain vegan cake shop?

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Jan 26 2015 10:15

Head of the Australian Labour Party in the Northern Territory travels to Syria to join the YPG

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Feb 6 2015 20:34

Obama dispensing wisdom to the common man.

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Feb 8 2015 14:47

Dalai Lama has given up from next dalai lama cause Tibetan buddism has changed normal institution, whit capitalist aims. People from US thought that capitalism, selling Buddhism as books etc would help them fight back to china. That did not work but was against ideological aims what every self respecting philosophy has. Funny thing is that dalai lama is from royal family, his Highness is against whole hierarchy of Tibetan monks : ) Aint that nice, him has been get know Marxism at all, and speaking for it, as contrast to modern Chinese people whit new technology.

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Feb 13 2015 12:51

or not funny?

http://en.internationalism.org/icconline/201502/12079/doctor-bourrinet-fraud-and-self-proclaimed-historian

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Feb 14 2015 12:25

https://fullgrownministry.wordpress.com/2012/06/22/is-alexis-tsipras-the-antichrist/

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Feb 14 2015 12:59

Amazing.

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Feb 15 2015 20:57

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/northernireland/11414130/Gerry-Adams-trampolines-naked-with-his-dog.html

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Mar 3 2015 10:36

Funny as fuck that grin

Is that from an actual test paper?

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Mar 3 2015 23:25

" http://www.marxists.us/ "

I thought it was funny...

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Mar 12 2015 20:26

http://weeklyworker.co.uk/worker/1049/candidates-give-their-answers/

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Mar 13 2015 16:21

From wikipedia today.

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Mar 14 2015 09:42

This isn't technically reading but I think this is still rather apt
From youtubes number one `Marxist`

Plus a few of those comments should be worth a laugh or two if you can stomach them.

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Mar 14 2015 14:18

my great-grandmother had the same surname ... probably we are related

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Mar 14 2015 16:58
Entdinglichung wrote:
my great-grandmother had the same surname ... probably we are related

Ouch, which one MRN or Alejandro etc?