Funniest thing you read today

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Mar 16 2015 23:55

From John Boehner's twitter :

"House Republicans have called on Secretary Clinton to hand over her email server to an independent arbiter. The Benghazi Select Committee needs to see all these emails, and the American people deserve the facts."

So apparently the Benghazi Select Committee is a thing.

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Mar 20 2015 17:25

i ... i just ... what the ...

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Mar 20 2015 19:29

But....you're a horse.

http://kindlecoverdisasters.tumblr.com/

Not at all political, but definitely the funniest thing I've read today.

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Mar 23 2015 22:16

http://itsrainingmensheviks.tumblr.com/

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Mar 23 2015 14:50

www.vice.com/en_uk/read/white-man-march-photos-193

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Mar 26 2015 14:16

http://www.westernmorningnews.co.uk/Bitter-row-splits-spiritual-group-protest-lock/story-26229034-detail/story.html

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Mar 30 2015 12:50

some academic wrote an essay on the origins of the latin word for dick
http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/266675?sid=21106291438503&uid=4&uid=2&uid=3738032&uid=70&uid=2129

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Mar 30 2015 13:18
wojtek wrote:
some academic wrote an essay on the origins of the latin word for dick
http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/266675?sid=21106291438503&uid=4&uid=2&uid=3738032&uid=70&uid=2129

non ridiculum, immo mihi valde interest

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Mar 30 2015 19:30

That having a rich 1% is a statistical requirement.

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Mar 31 2015 15:36

Re #263

I have it on good authority that Craig did receive a hasty reply:

Dear Craig

Fuck off you racist cunt.

Regards
Tesco Customer Service

Ah, if only...

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Mar 31 2015 15:50

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Mar 31 2015 16:44

@ Soapy

Why do you always use that gif?

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Mar 31 2015 17:34

THE GIF IS AT ONCE THE MUTUAL TRANSMIISION OF NON-LIFE AND THE LANGUAGE OF SPECTATOR, SPEAK NOW AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

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Soapy wrote:
THE GIF IS AT ONCE THE MUTUAL TRANSMIISION OF NON-LIFE AND THE LANGUAGE OF SPECTATOR, SPEAK NOW AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

That GIF is the language of spectator? How so?

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Mar 31 2015 18:00

How about this one:

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Mar 31 2015 18:22
Agent of the Fifth International wrote:
Soapy wrote:
THE GIF IS AT ONCE THE MUTUAL TRANSMIISION OF NON-LIFE AND THE LANGUAGE OF SPECTATOR, SPEAK NOW AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

That GIF is the language of spectator? How so?

lol idk, im just typing nonsense, for some reason the charleton heston gif is funny to me

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Mar 31 2015 18:26
Soapy wrote:
Agent of the Fifth International wrote:
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THE GIF IS AT ONCE THE MUTUAL TRANSMIISION OF NON-LIFE AND THE LANGUAGE OF SPECTATOR, SPEAK NOW AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

That GIF is the language of spectator? How so?

lol idk, im just typing nonsense, for some reason the charleton heston gif is funny to me

It is funny, as well as weird. Is that from a movie? That makes a weird scene. It sort of Bollywood-ish.

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Mar 31 2015 18:30

Not sure what it's from, I think I find it funny because Heston is laughing SO epically hard in the gif that it is like saying "the joke you just made was so funny that I am now forever at peace with the world"

Edit:

On that note there is also this gif

which I think is also hilarious because it is like Robert Redford, this ultimate image of the impossibly masculine handsome guy, is giving his modest nod of approval to what you did. So it's like saying that I'm such an epically amazing person and yes I Soapy have awarded you with my approval so you should feel forever grateful.

All sarcastic of course.

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Mar 31 2015 18:52

There's lots more alternatives here on a quick google search. But the bottom two are def funny.

Group laugh:

Creepy and diabolical:

[I think I might go with the second one]

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Apr 4 2015 20:15

http://wildhunt.org/2015/04/column-fetishes-and-sticks-the-sorcery-of-capitalism.html

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Apr 8 2015 15:25

https://socialistcampaignforalabourvictory.wordpress.com/about/ ... or probably the "Saddest thing you read today"

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Entdinglichung wrote:
https://socialistcampaignforalabourvictory.wordpress.com/about/ ... or probably the "Saddest thing you read today"

Dont worry, it hasnt worked all those times we did the same things before, but this time it's going to be different!

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Apr 8 2015 16:39
Entdinglichung wrote:
https://socialistcampaignforalabourvictory.wordpress.com/about/ ... or probably the "Saddest thing you read today"

Oh Christ. Reading that actually translated into physical pain. It was nearly as bad as listening to a jazz saxophonist.

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Apr 9 2015 13:42
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Entdinglichung wrote:
https://socialistcampaignforalabourvictory.wordpress.com/about/ ... or probably the "Saddest thing you read today"

Oh Christ. Reading that actually translated into physical pain. It was nearly as bad as listening to a jazz saxophonist.

http://www.workersliberty.org/node/24919