Gary Glitter

Jack "Yes we can"
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Submitted by Jack on 22 August, 2008 - 17:42.

Has anyone in history ever looked more like a child rapist?

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Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
22 August, 2008 - 17:43

ps - his name rhymes with 'doing little boys up the shitter'.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
22 August, 2008 - 17:44

'he said he was 16'

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
22 August, 2008 - 17:52

The prosecution presents exhibit A:

Trial over.

Verdict: guilty of paedoing.

tigersiskillers "now slightly more sane, and that's official"
Posts: 252 Joined: 07-08-06
22 August, 2008 - 18:03
Jack wrote:
ps - his name rhymes with 'doing little boys up the shitter'.

It was little girls, not boys. He may be many things, but let's not falsely accuse him of being a bender.

Django
Posts: 406 Joined: 18-01-08 Location: Manchester
22 August, 2008 - 20:06

Garry Glitter in his sexcrime factory

RPG "resist much, obey little"
Posts: 275 Joined: 08-08-05 Location: Kent
22 August, 2008 - 20:40

"Gary Glitter was stopped at customs and found to have Class A drugs in his coat, Class B drugs in his bag and Class 3C in his bed room" - I am sure that there are better GG jokes around than this but its the first one I've heard!

Jason Cortez "Wrong on all the crucial issues"
Posts: 1503 Joined: 14-11-04 Location: Deptford, South East London.
22 August, 2008 - 22:08

Jack, your way too old for him and the wrong gender. Just, go and get drunk and try to get over it. It is never gonna happen even if he is back in blighty

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
23 August, 2008 - 00:01

Gary Glitter did a rape sad

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
23 August, 2008 - 00:03

Is there anything about Gary Glitter that isn't funny?

I mean, apart from all that paedo stuff.

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
24 August, 2008 - 16:12

His name is alan rhyming slang for your arse.

Daniel B
Posts: 101 Joined: 06-04-07 Location: East Midlands
24 August, 2008 - 19:38

Come on folks, there are worse things he could have done.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
24 August, 2008 - 20:35

Yea, he didn't invade iraq or lie to the british people.

Django
Posts: 406 Joined: 18-01-08 Location: Manchester
24 August, 2008 - 20:41

garry glitter monkey watching kids, yesterday

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
Posts: 449 Joined: 23-03-08 Location: Belfast
24 August, 2008 - 21:34

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gary+Glitter

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
24 August, 2008 - 21:40
notch8 wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gary+Glitter

my favourite one out of that

A paedophile who used to be a glam rock star. To just say his name will make almost all british teenagers (all the ones with a sence of humor) laugh out load. Unlike MJ he is a paedo that is funny, and to listen to his music is an ironic joke wink
Teen 1: "Hey you, Gary Glitter"
Teen 2: "Ha Ha, Gary Glitter, what a f*cking legend"
Teen 1: "Yeah that paedophile wrote wanna be in my gang"
Teen 2: "More like kiddy gand bang"
Teen 1: "Ha Ha great, lets listen to it!"

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
24 August, 2008 - 21:42


A challenger appears!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
24 August, 2008 - 21:53
Weeler wrote:

A challenger appears!

yeah, we never made no Gary Glitter shirts
fritzl was a mastermind

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
24 August, 2008 - 21:58

Fritzl is all, here glitter - harden the fuck up!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
24 August, 2008 - 22:02

Fritzl is all - '24 years mate, 24 years without getting caught'

dee
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24 August, 2008 - 22:03

and he didn't have to go to another country.

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
24 August, 2008 - 22:09

He didnt even have to leave his house.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
24 August, 2008 - 22:13

Glitter is a fuckin amateur!

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
25 August, 2008 - 14:07

Hey hey, come on. Fritzl waited til his daughter was an adult before he put her in that basement. Glitter doesn't hang about, he's a proper peado.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
25 August, 2008 - 14:12

Yeah but he did his grandkids/kids too Jess. So he is a paedo.

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
Posts: 2226 Joined: 26-11-04 Location: Brighton
25 August, 2008 - 14:14

There's no evidence of that. In fact there's no evidence that he nonced Elizabeth before she was legal.

Glitter definitely did some 8 year olds.

Daniel B
Posts: 101 Joined: 06-04-07 Location: East Midlands
25 August, 2008 - 15:10
Jess wrote:
Glitter definitely did some 8 year olds.

Plural, right? So if he did two thats like one 16 year old, no? I'm sure that's okay somehow.

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
25 August, 2008 - 15:19
Daniel Brennan wrote:
Jess wrote:
Glitter definitely did some 8 year olds.

Plural, right? So if he did two thats like one 16 year old, no? I'm sure that's okay somehow.

A new poster takes up the torch of pedo jokes and runs with it.

Jason Cortez "Wrong on all the crucial issues"
Posts: 1503 Joined: 14-11-04 Location: Deptford, South East London.
26 August, 2008 - 13:07
Daniel Brennan wrote:
Jess wrote:
Glitter definitely did some 8 year olds.

Plural, right? So if he did two thats like one 16 year old, no? I'm sure that's okay somehow.

laugh out loud

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
26 August, 2008 - 13:34


FREE GARY GLITTERS!!!1

Rob Ray "The difficulty with unions is how to turn grump into thump."
Posts: 3179 Joined: 06-11-03 Location: England
26 August, 2008 - 13:39

He IS free you dolt, you’d need to call for his right to anonymity or his right to travel something.

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