Good Peta Quotes/Bad Peta Quotes

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
Submitted by weeler on 19 June, 2008 - 10:28.

Bad;

The smallest form of life, even an ant or a clam, is equal to a human being.
-Ingrid Newkirk, PETA

Even if animal tests produced a cure for AIDS, "We'd be against it."
-Ingrid Newkirk, PETA"

Lulz;

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.
-Ingrid Newkirk (PETA)

"After a speech on animal rights in 1989, an audience member asked Regan, "If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan responded, "(If) it were a retarded baby, and a bright dog, I'd save the dog."

We feel animals have the same rights as a retarded human child.
-Alex Pacheco (PETA)

Are they advocating eating the retarded? Yum!

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
Posts: 449 Joined: 23-03-08 Location: Belfast
19 June, 2008 - 12:00

I once at a gig saw a guy who was so vegan that he brushed the floor in front of him as he walked, to brush tiny bugs out of the way so he wouldnt step on them.
It was obviously a hardcore gig in the USA. Only in America.

BB "Insurectionists suck donkey cock!"
Posts: 1514 Joined: 12-08-04 Location: Brighton
19 June, 2008 - 12:13
notch8 wrote:
I once at a gig saw a guy who was so vegan that he brushed the floor in front of him as he walked, to brush tiny bugs out of the way so he wouldnt step on them.
It was obviously a hardcore gig in the USA. Only in America.

Isn't that some type of buddhist thing?

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6393 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
19 June, 2008 - 12:18

Whatever it was, he's a mentalist.

Asher "Anarcho-Kyke Federation Of Aotearoa"
Posts: 887 Joined: 18-03-06 Location: Aotearoa / New Zealand
19 June, 2008 - 12:51

Some Jains (sp? some bizarre religion) wear face masks 24/7 to ensure they don't accidentally breath in and kill bugs.

Rob Ray "The difficulty with unions is how to turn grump into thump."
Posts: 3179 Joined: 06-11-03 Location: England
19 June, 2008 - 12:54

What about the bacteria, won’t anyone think of the bacteria?? Countless trillions die every week from overzealous immune systems alone!

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
19 June, 2008 - 12:58

I often offer to re-home liberated animals then eat them. They are often quite hard to kill wearing all that make-up and perfume, they remind me of little retarded people.

Tacks "in it to win it"
Posts: 4723 Joined: 08-11-05
19 June, 2008 - 13:07

I often offer to adopt retarded children then eat them. They are often quite hard to kill wearing all that make-up and perfume i put on them, they remind me of little animals.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
19 June, 2008 - 13:12

Here's a good quote, not from PETA though

"Weeler is a ballroot"

Global Dissident "Insert cliched quote here"
Posts: 252 Joined: 05-01-08
19 June, 2008 - 17:34
Quote:
once at a gig saw a guy who was so vegan that he brushed the floor in front of him as he walked, to brush tiny bugs out of the way so he wouldn't step on them.

It's a religion from India called Jainism.

Feighnt "the definition of "nobody important""
Posts: 958 Joined: 20-07-06 Location: canada, nanaimo
19 June, 2008 - 20:06
Global Dissident wrote:
Quote:
once at a gig saw a guy who was so vegan that he brushed the floor in front of him as he walked, to brush tiny bugs out of the way so he wouldn't step on them.

It's a religion from India called Jainism.

yeah. the saviour of the religion eventually went and sat in one place without moving so he wouldnt crush any bugs accidentally, only eating leaves from a plant he had with him. and then eventually even eating the plant became too much for him, so he just sat and starved to death. fun stuff!

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
Posts: 456 Joined: 05-11-07
19 June, 2008 - 20:17

edit: too rank to post on 2nd thought

jonnylocks
Posts: 73 Joined: 13-07-07 Location: USA, Brooklyn
19 June, 2008 - 20:30
notch8 wrote:
I It was obviously a hardcore gig in the USA. Only in America.

If that was one of the hardcore gigs when i was younger in NYC.. he would have gotten shanked!

Global Dissident "Insert cliched quote here"
Posts: 252 Joined: 05-01-08
19 June, 2008 - 20:31

Yeah, the Mahavira was one hardcore dude.

jonnylocks
Posts: 73 Joined: 13-07-07 Location: USA, Brooklyn
19 June, 2008 - 20:33
Weeler wrote:
I often offer to re-home liberated animals then eat them. They are often quite hard to kill wearing all that make-up and perfume, they remind me of little retarded people.

My grannie in Florida actually raises little chickies in her backyard, helps them when they get sick and names them etc. then serves them deep-fried a year later.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
20 June, 2008 - 00:41

Weeler is going vegan this weekend.

dee
Posts: 1294 Joined: 24-04-08
20 June, 2008 - 07:11

does he know this?

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7382 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
20 June, 2008 - 09:01

I can still smoke right?

Randy ""Spreading the Gospel of Sausage Gravy.""
Posts: 471 Joined: 31-01-07 Location: East By-God Kentucky, USA
20 June, 2008 - 09:11
jonnylocks wrote:
...My grannie in Florida actually raises little chickies in her backyard, helps them when they get sick and names them etc. then serves them deep-fried a year later.

If she cries when she wrings their necks, she's a hippy. Otherwise, she's cool.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
20 June, 2008 - 12:44

You can smoke outside, with the aids people

dee
Posts: 1294 Joined: 24-04-08
20 June, 2008 - 19:33

and on that note, have a great time this weekend. I'm not coming on for a bit until I'm certain Yarrow is unmasked or tranquilised
xx