Gulags post-revolution FAO Notch8

Look at that table tennis table in the hostel. Either that's the devil's face or the Lion King's. Either way, I need a drink!

PS I wonder what I'd come out as on that personality defects test thing.

I like the idea of making them build our gadgets.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Birds of a feather fly together.

Jesus, I can't wait to get my hands on this new Grand Theft Auto.

i'm sure it'll come out on PC, eventually.

On the Gulags thing....obviously taxi drivers will need to be kept in one and let out on liscence when they are needed. However their vocal cords will have to be severed. Apologies to any taxi driver reading this who isnt an ignorant bigoted moron, but your colleagues have brought this upon you.

I like to wind up taxi drivers by complaining that the traffic is terrible then saying that you did the same journey yesterday and it was twice as quick, then after a while add in that that driver had been Nigerian and watch them go crazy. Also complimenting how well African drivers have adapted to life as an Irish taxi driver tends to get them going too.

last time i was in a taxi was in dublin. i was with a wsm member and she loudly made a racist comment about hating blacks.

True story.

I seem to always get taxis with British Asians/Arabs driving them. Exception being when I was in Ireland.

WSM are seriously try-hard.