HAUNTED BELFAST

Submitted by xConorx on 23 August, 2008 - 01:01.

Many of you may not know much about the history of Belfast, let alone that once upon a time it was haunted, BY GHOSTS!

Here are some tales of yesteryear that will SPOOK you!

The Cavehill in north Belfast is best-known for Belfast Castle, its nature trails, and Belfast Zoo, but lesser-known is the fact that 100 years ago it was HAUNTED... by GHOSTS! Local man 'Micky' claims his great-grandfather saw a ghost close to Belfast Castle:
'my granda told me how his da was out one day walking the dog - when he was walking along, behind a tree there was some rustling and the dog started to bark. He went closer and saw what appeared to be a man behind the tree, so he shouted, 'hey you there, hello' but when he looked a second later the man was gone. Was it, a GHOST!?!'

South Belfast these days is better-known for high-levels of violence and noise caused by students, ongoing violence against ethnic minorities, making Belfast the 'race-hate capital of Erope', and an increasingly transient population resulting in almost non-existent levels of community organising, but did you know that 100 years ago, it was HAUNTED... by GHOSTS!?
The account in 1911 of a local woman, Lizzy, is sure to send a chill down your spine!!!
'I was walking through Botanic Gardens on my way to my work at the bakery, when I spotted some rustling in the bushes behind a tree. I walk closer and saw what appeared to be a man behind the tree. I said to the figure, 'hey, you there, hello'. I turned away for a brief moment and when I looked back at the tree tha figure had vanished. It must have been a GHOST!'

So, next time you visit Belfast, perhaps to visit the famed H&W Shipyards that built the famously shit vessel, Titanic, or maybe to view the famous paramilitary murals, or perhaps even to see what modern day european racism looks like, just remember that once, 100 years ago, this very city was haunted... BY GHOSTS!

these are extracts of book

23 August, 2008 - 01:05

I LOVE GHOSTS.

23 August, 2008 - 01:07

Only ghost I ever liked was Slimer, the rest were shit

23 August, 2008 - 01:09
Jess wrote:
I LOVE GHOSTS.

when you come to Belfast (and you are, don't fuckin bail-out like a knob) we will show you the 'Spooky Book of Belfast Ghosts' from which these entries were extracted.

SPOOKY

23 August, 2008 - 01:16

If I was a ghost I'd spook my old psychotherapist who told me that "there's nothing more boring than being dead". Will she eat her words!

I don't like you or Weeler at the moment actually, Conor, because you don't like me and don't want to see me when you come to Brighton.

23 August, 2008 - 01:42

Don't be an attention-seeking oddball wink
Of course we'll all hang out smile

23 August, 2008 - 10:00

I want to see spooky Belfast ghosts. smile

23 August, 2008 - 11:03

That book was proper shite.

23 August, 2008 - 11:06

Everyone knows ghosts are communists.

proof:

tigersiskillers wrote:
I was going to say that whatever the origins of the film, the theme song is still great, but on reflection there does seem to be a far right subtext:

Quote:
If there's something strange in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Newcomers into the neighbourhood eh?

Quote:
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

Something? Or someone?

Quote:
I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Typical macho bravado

Quote:
If you're seeing things running through your head

Who can you call?

Ghostbusters!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed

Classic homophobic fear/desire dialectic.

Quote:
Oh, who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Ghost = spectre of communism?

Or perhaps it represents the 'Eternal Jew', haunting the forests of a mythic Aryan past?

Quote:
Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone, pick up the phone

And call

Ghostbusters!

To be honest I'm not quite sure what this bit means. Pick up the phone? Perhaps a metaphor for taking action (to protect the white race)?

Quote:
I ain't afraid of no ghost

I hear it likes the girls

Characteristic racist portrayal of the oversexed black man.

Quote:
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost

immigrants and their filthy STDs

Quote:
You'd better call

Ghostbusters!

Let me tell you something

Bustin' makes me feel good

a reference to racist street violence.

Quote:
I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door

Unless you just want some more

again, undertones of an ambivalent homoeroticism - wanting some more?

Quote:
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Presumably the result of having some more.

Quote:
Who you gonna call

Ghostbusters!

{Repeat to fade}

23 August, 2008 - 11:59

laugh out loud

23 August, 2008 - 12:58

smile

23 August, 2008 - 13:03
Refused wrote:
I want to see spooky Belfast ghosts. :)

Yo, we'll go up Cavehill, see Belfast Castle, and visit the haunted church round the corner from my ma's. Great photo opportunities in north Belfast for a sexpest like you wink

23 August, 2008 - 13:16

Allegedly the author was once rumored to have maybe dug up a coupla skeletons in Clifton St cemetary when he was younger. Allegedly like.

23 August, 2008 - 13:34

Were they skeleton GHOSTS!?

23 August, 2008 - 13:44

xconorx believes in an afterlife. Muppet.

23 August, 2008 - 13:55

[img]o c dead peepsmore

23 August, 2008 - 14:15

A ghost, going about its business yesterday.

23 August, 2008 - 14:19

Typical scene in Belfast laundromat, 100 years ago.

23 August, 2008 - 14:51
notch8 wrote:

A ghost, going about its business yesterday.

That ghost seems to be in the children's book section. I am now hugely concerned.

23 August, 2008 - 14:57

Noncergeist

23 August, 2008 - 14:54

Y' know what? the more you guys post about Belfast, the more determined I am that however lovely you all are I am so having my holiday next year elsewhere where there is no sectarian violence, paedo-ghosts and rain.

23 August, 2008 - 15:04

Woah Chef must be really scared of ghosts.

23 August, 2008 - 15:09
notch8 wrote:
Noncergeist

nice edit smile

23 August, 2008 - 15:10
jef costello wrote:
Woah Chef must be really scared of ghosts.

where is your critique of the Rentaghost theme?

23 August, 2008 - 15:12
dee wrote:
notch8 wrote:
Noncergeist

nice edit smile

It just came to me a bit too late.

23 August, 2008 - 15:14

bustin' makes me feel good

23 August, 2008 - 15:16

enough about your sex life

23 August, 2008 - 15:19
Weeler wrote:
bustin' makes me feel good

What does this have to do with GHOSTS? This thread is about GHOSTS.

23 August, 2008 - 15:50
dee wrote:
jef costello wrote:
Woah Chef must be really scared of ghosts.

where is your critique of the Rentaghost theme?

I don't have one, tigersiskillers is the man to ask.

23 August, 2008 - 15:59

embarrassed sorry hon.

Notch8:Maybe Weeler is thinking of that cut scene in Ghostbusters with the lady ghost and Ray? Or this, which for a second made me concerned that there had been a Real Ghostbusters/hentai cross-over I was unaware of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ALC8Q2a7cA

23 August, 2008 - 17:34

It is pretty safe to say, that when refused comes over I will take him on the SPOOKY, north Belfast famous GHOST tour.
He might DIE though!